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  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    Well... not that I'm biased, but at 19 years of age, Deli Alli looked like the best player on the park last night. Against the world champions Germany 

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,885 Posts
    #GOLDENERA.

    Deffo.

    Going out in the last 8 on pennos, stat.
    Duderonomy

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    That team is watchable. The previous golden shower of c*nts doe...
    Expecting England to revert to type once Rooney is back on the pitch.

    b/w



  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,896 Posts
    This is Englands year!

    VARDY IS JUST WHAT WE NEED!

    "Rooney: My lad asked me to get an England kit with Vardy on the back! "








  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    Deli Alli the English Zidane, Vardy knocking 'em in for fun - it's only my opinion, but we are 100% definitely, definitely going to win it this time.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,896 Posts
    but we are 100% definitely, definitely going to win it this time.

    YOU'VE GOT ME SOLD!



  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Jon Stones tho.
    Surely pre-requisite for defender is to avoid slipping with ball at feet in front of goal. See also: John Terry

    Vardy: criminally awful interviewee.
    TV dude: so Jamie, 4 years ago you were playing non-league in front of 700 fans and tonight you've scored for England on your Wembley debut. How do you feel?

    Vardy scared chicken doppelgänger:
    yeah, disappointed with the result

    FUCK THE FUCK OFF

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,885 Posts
    skel said:
    Jon Stones tho.
    Surely pre-requisite for defender is to avoid slipping with ball at feet in front of goal. See also: John Terry

    Vardy: criminally awful interviewee.
    TV dude: so Jamie, 4 years ago you were playing non-league in front of 700 fans and tonight you've scored for England on your Wembley debut. How do you feel?

    Vardy scared chicken doppelgänger:
    yeah, disappointed with the result

    FUCK THE FUCK OFF
    Besides being able to kick a ball straight and being a magnet for gold-diggers, most pros have very, very little in the personality department.

    See also: John Terry, Michael Owen, Daniel Sturridge.

    In a very, very small way, I enjoy the fact that the one BARTON has some form of opinion, however ill-informed.  But yeah, the rest of him is a c*nt.

    See also: Gary Neville



  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    It's goodnight from me, and it's goodnight from him...



    Ronnie Corbett RIP

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,885 Posts
    I recall hearing he was a nasty piece of work IRL.  Lording it up at the Golf club, telling managers to clear busy restaurants for his sole use and such.

    Barker was the better Ronnie IMHO.



  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    Jimster said:

    Barker was the better Ronnie IMHO.


    True dat. Porridge!

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,885 Posts
    Semis, baby!

    Anything is possible.

    Swedish talisman Zlatan Ibrahimovic cut an isolated figure  as PSG lost to Manchester City at the Etihad
    "YOU'RE JUST A SHIT ANDY CARROLL!"



  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    But is Carrol that good, or is the Arsenal defence just shit? Answers on a postcard to the usual address.

    Well done Citeh, glad you're keeping the co-efficient up.
    DOR

  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,390 Posts
    Jimster said:
    Semis, baby!

    Anything is possible.

    Swedish talisman Zlatan Ibrahimovic cut an isolated figure  as PSG lost to Manchester City at the Etihad
    "YOU'RE JUST A SHIT ANDY CARROLL!"



    ppadilhaDuderonomy

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Andy Carroll's hair though.
    Plait shit, get banged.

    Yes, I'd be happier to see Pellegrini go out with a big trophy than see Ibrabitch or the tippy tappy teapots win it.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    The competition just got more interesting, but I guess Bayern & Real are the favourites.
    If Citeh should win it they would fit the pattern of Prem teams that have underperformed in the league - is this the secret to a good cup run?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    No, cos then Arsenal would win it every year

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    Hah, or fourth place is Arsenal over performing.

  • skel said:
    No, cos then Arsenal would win it every year
    pew pew pew.    shots fired.

    how dare you talk about the bayern/mannschaft farm team like that.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    Let's just leave Arsenal out of this :whycry:
    Great match between Liverpool & Dortmund. Terrible defending from both sides and a Hail Mary winner. Would've taken Klopp at Arsenal. Sigh.
    discos_alma

  • discos_almadiscos_alma discos_alma 2,164 Posts
    What it's all about. Crazy game!

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,896 Posts
    Fuckin' hell. I'm in the north of Thailand and looks like I've missed one of the games of the year. Liverpool wins like this and odds they probably lose to Bournemouth this weekend. Leicester City will probably win the league and I can't walk anywhere in this city I'm in during the day without getting soaked. What a time to be alive.



  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    Atletico vs Bayern
    Citeh vs Real


    A good draw Jimster?

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    S'up bitches. 

    I mean.. Howdy cunts! 

    No still not Brit enough..

    Wahgwan wastemen? 
    DORDuderonomy

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    Ahah! Wondered where you'd got to. No broadband in Cornwall?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Yay, that boy is back

    two thumbs up

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Yep back. With super fast broadband and everything.

    How's everyone? I see missed a rare Junior appearance.  

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Okem said:
    The season is shaping up pretty interestingly so far. Could be tight affair. My early prediction for those for the drop are West Brom, Bournemouth & Sunderland or Newcastle.
    Glad I didn't include Liecester in that list, who would've predicted their rise. Still two outa 3 relegation seeking clubs is pretty good. 

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,885 Posts
    Atletico vs Bayern
    Citeh vs Real


    A good draw Jimster?
    Sorry chaps, been away to Barca meself.  Did put Duder in the loop but I guess being borlz-deep in Spanish totty just edged a potential encounter with my mother-in-law. 

    St*ve, would have been happy with any of those, can't expect to win it without doing at least one of the "Big Clubs".  Real obviously a stronger side, but this season is one of constant surprises.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    Jimster said:
    Atletico vs Bayern
    Citeh vs Real


    A good draw Jimster?
    Sorry chaps, been away to Barca meself.  Did put Duder in the loop but I guess being borlz-deep in Spanish totty just edged a potential encounter with my mother-in-law. 

    It wasn't a conscious decision, but I'm putting aside all spare moolah at the mo towards a flat for me & her. She seems serious/besotted, I'm still expecting to wake up in Oxford to the sound of an argument over who gets to drink the bong water.
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