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Funny terms for Wacking It and Taking a dump.

Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
edited January 2016 in Off Topic (NRR)
I was reading a local paper the other day and this dude was saying how his favorite term for masturbation was "landing the johnson account". as in "Last night I landed the johnson account." which, to me, is hilarious.My latest phrase for taking a shit is "treating the fish to some brownies", which came about when we were kayaking in La Jolla (no I didn't shit off the side of the kayak). I also like "releasing some inner demons." I think it would be funny to yell "DEVIL BE GONE! *plop*"anyways, its friday, so be creative.actually "Kill Whitey" might have to be my new term for yanking it.
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  • edubedub 715 Posts
    can a thread be in one post??

  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts
    can a thread be in one post??

    God, in this case I hope so.
  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts


    actually "Kill Whitey" might have to be my new term for yanking it.
  • Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
    Completely unrelated:

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    Completely unrelated:

    OMG. i just LOL'ed
  • Funky_McVayFunky_McVay 121 Posts
    why not just combine the 2 actions to form the poop & jack.
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    salary_jizz?
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    Completely unrelated:



    100% related!
  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts


    actually "Kill Whitey" might have to be my new term for yanking it.
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    Dropping the kids off at the pool.

    Pinch a log.

    Actually you could use this for both, but it's usually for #2.



    Wanking, flogging the bishop.........
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    Milking the teet

    eating the semen.


    oh wait.
  • coolchriscoolchris 301 Posts
    two personal Faves-
    Taking the Clevland Browns to the Super Bowl
    I'm going into the studio to lay down some tracks
  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    taking a shit .

    dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl
  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    Taking the Clevland Browns to the Super Bowl




    ...yeah, what he said
  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    NEW personal Fav-

    I'm going into the studio to lay down some tracks
  • Sun_FortuneSun_Fortune 1,374 Posts
    For 2:

    Filing some paperwork
    Filling out some reports
    looking over some journals


    An old one:
    See a man about a dog.
  • MondeyanoMondeyano Reykjavik 863 Posts
    See a man about a dog.
    Landing the Johnson account
    Both very
  • holmesholmes 3,532 Posts
    The Guitar tutor at school told me this for # 2: "Taking the Cosby Kids to the beach." He also said that he puts toilet roll in the freezer so it colls his ass after recycling indian & thai food. Dude has some seriously takes on things. I also have to wonder why he tells me this stuff while we are eating lunch. But then, he is almost a Dr. of classical guitar & at 32, still lives at home with his Mom?????
  • NewLifeTrioNewLifeTrio 271 Posts
    Logging off.
  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    making white mocha
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts


    actually "Kill Whitey" might have to be my new term for yanking it.

    i've heard, "dropping a deuce".
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    taking a shit

    Birthing an otter
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    taking a shit

    leaving a shit
  • generiquegenerique 625 Posts
    Purging the Collection

    Draining the Potatos
  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts
    I also like "releasing some inner demons." I think it would be funny to yell "DEVIL BE GONE! *plop*"

    I know you saw James Woods scene in Scary Movie 2 right? shit is hilarious.

    In the satanic vibe, one time we were making jokes about pacts with the devil, and what you would need for a ceremony/spell. Inevitably sperm came up (ay, we were freshmen in high school) and the great line that came out of that was:

    "Satan, take my seed!"
  • dr_awkwarddr_awkward 14 Posts
    Re: Taking a dump[/b]

    ???I???m off to the World???s Largest Tootsie Roll competition. Wish me luck!!!???

    ???I need to visit Duke Ellington for a bit.???

    ???I???m fixin??? to go duke it out with the toilet.???


    Re: Masturbation[/b]

    ???This morning I???ll be spending some quality time with myself.???

    ???Last night I was hammering it out towel-style.???
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    "beatin' it like it owes me money"


    "tearin the club up"(which I guess could be used for either)
  • unkarufusunkarufus 104 Posts
    taking a dump...

    I gotta make a donation.
    I gotta make a deposit.

    My pop always said "I gotta go see the judge"
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