Funny terms for Wacking It and Taking a dump.
I was reading a local paper the other day and this dude was saying how his favorite term for masturbation was "landing the johnson account". as in "Last night I landed the johnson account." which, to me, is hilarious.My latest phrase for taking a shit is "treating the fish to some brownies", which came about when we were kayaking in La Jolla (no I didn't shit off the side of the kayak). I also like "releasing some inner demons." I think it would be funny to yell "DEVIL BE GONE! *plop*"anyways, its friday, so be creative.actually "Kill Whitey" might have to be my new term for yanking it.