Farts become ransom notes Large ten-inch coils become "big security guards" Little rabbit turds become "children" No shows become "stand-offs" or "not meeting demands"
Pt.1 Waxing The Dolphin Burping The Worm Choking The Chicken Slammin The Slinky (Wacking It, has recently been re-added to my immediate vocabulary... It has a certain sort of childish appeal to it......anyone with me on this one?
Pt.2 Snapping Off Some Logs Pinching A Loaf Rocking The Duece
Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool, and all the variants is way over done people! I was expecting to see some better stuff on this thread! I know someone has some better stuff.
Spanking the monkey
Chastising the chimp
Greasing the jib
Polishing the rocket
Bashing the bishop
Harrassing the helmet
Gurning one out
Fapping (very du jour)
Sling some porridge
nobody's brought up "interrogating the suspect" yet?
and on the terd side of things:
"blow feece"
There are not enough regular use double entendres.
Going in for a lather and shave.
Extracting the tooth.
Giving a midget a lobotomy.
Pouring the cement.
Filling the hole with quick patch,
Spackling the wall.
Composting your food.
Leaving a trail for Hansel and Gretel.
Stepping on the tube of toothpaste.
Front row seats to watch the Browns play.
Comments
Growing a stinky tail...
I suppose "release a 12 inch" could apply to either....
I guess females could say "Practice my crab scratch" (UH-OH!)
poop:
Hide some raer in the classical section
heeheeehahahahahaha
and also, www.engrish.com is the funniest goddam thing i've seen in a while...
and one of my personal favorites:
--Run a few batches off by hand.
--Release the chocolate hostages.
With the hostage scenario you can really expand:
Farts become ransom notes
Large ten-inch coils become "big security guards"
Little rabbit turds become "children"
No shows become "stand-offs" or "not meeting demands"
Ad nauseum.
does that make you the pumpsta?
See also: "Raining mud"
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Pt.1
Waxing The Dolphin
Burping The Worm
Choking The Chicken
Slammin The Slinky
(Wacking It, has recently been re-added to my immediate vocabulary... It has a certain sort of childish appeal to it......anyone with me on this one?
Pt.2
Snapping Off Some Logs
Pinching A Loaf
Rocking The Duece
Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool, and all the variants is way over done people!
I was expecting to see some better stuff on this thread!
I know someone has some better stuff.
Do you mean to tell me that none of you knock it out of the park and plop a crop at the same time? Apparently strutters aren't ready for the
- spidey
Popping a squat
Releasing the Krakken
Baking a pie
Masturbating-R:
Pulling the goalie
Waxing the pipe
Yankin' the bahooey
(I use none of these)
B/w
Torpedo the U-bend
and on the terd side of things:
"blow feece"
Chastising the chimp
Greasing the jib
Polishing the rocket
Bashing the bishop
Harrassing the helmet
Gurning one out
Fapping (very du jour)
Sling some porridge
Do a direct download.
There are not enough regular use double entendres.
Going in for a lather and shave.
Extracting the tooth.
Giving a midget a lobotomy.
Pouring the cement.
Filling the hole with quick patch,
Spackling the wall.
Composting your food.
Leaving a trail for Hansel and Gretel.
Stepping on the tube of toothpaste.
Front row seats to watch the Browns play.
Heaving a Havana
Parking my breakfast
Logging off
"I walked in on Joe...
...Tricking the midget into a spitting contest."
...Punching The Bishop."
...Ghostbumping a thread from '05"