Funny terms for Wacking It and Taking a dump.

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  • pknypkny 548 Posts
    taking a dump...

    I gotta make a donation.
    I gotta make a deposit.

    My pop always said "I gotta go see the judge"

    Growing a stinky tail...

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    These record related ones are funny....

    I suppose "release a 12 inch" could apply to either....


    I guess females could say "Practice my crab scratch" (UH-OH!)



    poop:

    Hide some raer in the classical section



    heeheeehahahahahaha

    and also, www.engrish.com is the funniest goddam thing i've seen in a while...
















    and one of my personal favorites:



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  • I saw a bottle of this stuff at work the other day and couldn't help but snicker:




  • --Run a few batches off by hand.


    --Release the chocolate hostages.

    With the hostage scenario you can really expand:

    Farts become ransom notes
    Large ten-inch coils become "big security guards"
    Little rabbit turds become "children"
    No shows become "stand-offs" or "not meeting demands"

    Ad nauseum.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts


    actually "Kill Whitey" might have to be my new term for yanking it.

    does that make you the pumpsta?

  • Deuces wild = diarrhea



    See also: "Raining mud"

  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    My favorite, the classic:

    Dropping the kids off at the pool

  • puchitopuchito 374 Posts

    Pt.1
    Waxing The Dolphin
    Burping The Worm
    Choking The Chicken
    Slammin The Slinky
    (Wacking It, has recently been re-added to my immediate vocabulary... It has a certain sort of childish appeal to it......anyone with me on this one?



    Pt.2
    Snapping Off Some Logs
    Pinching A Loaf
    Rocking The Duece


    Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool, and all the variants is way over done people!
    I was expecting to see some better stuff on this thread!
    I know someone has some better stuff.


  • why not just combine the 2 actions to form the poop & jack.

    Do you mean to tell me that none of you knock it out of the park and plop a crop at the same time? Apparently strutters aren't ready for the

  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,261 Posts
    ^ Chocolate/Marshmallow Dispenser.

    - spidey

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,546 Posts
    Bomp... This thread is

  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    Poop-R:
    Popping a squat
    Releasing the Krakken
    Baking a pie

    Masturbating-R:
    Pulling the goalie
    Waxing the pipe
    Yankin' the bahooey

    (I use none of these)

  • deezleedeezlee 295 Posts
    The can = the growler.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,028 Posts
    take the dwarf for a walk

    B/w

    Torpedo the U-bend

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Poop = food remix


  • Making a deposit at the Bank of Ceramica

  • nobody's brought up "interrogating the suspect" yet?


    and on the terd side of things:
    "blow feece"

  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,264 Posts
    Spanking the monkey
    Chastising the chimp
    Greasing the jib
    Polishing the rocket
    Bashing the bishop
    Harrassing the helmet
    Gurning one out
    Fapping (very du jour)
    Sling some porridge

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,253 Posts

    Do a direct download.

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    klezmer electro-thug beats said:
    nobody's brought up "interrogating the suspect" yet?


    and on the terd side of things:
    "blow feece"

    There are not enough regular use double entendres.

    Going in for a lather and shave.
    Extracting the tooth.
    Giving a midget a lobotomy.
    Pouring the cement.
    Filling the hole with quick patch,
    Spackling the wall.
    Composting your food.
    Leaving a trail for Hansel and Gretel.
    Stepping on the tube of toothpaste.
    Front row seats to watch the Browns play.

  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,264 Posts
    Laying a cable
    Heaving a Havana
    Parking my breakfast
    Logging off

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    You could come up with this shit all day

    "I walked in on Joe...

    ...Tricking the midget into a spitting contest."
    ...Punching The Bishop."
    ...Ghostbumping a thread from '05"
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