DocMcCoy"Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,916 Posts
skel said:
He's the only one who does score.
Keeping Liverpool afloat single handed-R
I don't know if I'd entirely agree with that, but I'm certain that, without him, we'd be in as bad a state as everyone else seems to think we are already.
One thing nobody can accuse him of is failing to put in a full shift. The only thing I can picture causing problems between him and the rest of the side is the whole diving/cheating thing. The resultant fuss over which is quickly becoming out of proportion to his actual transgressions.
How dare this wack POS score against Englishmen?
How very dare he?
DocMcCoy"Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,916 Posts
Duderonomy said:
He's a despicable bastard, but an amazing footballer.
There are only a handful of players you could imagine even attempting something like that. Most would be too afraid of looking a bit stupid if it didn't come off, but Ibra genuinely doesn't give a fuck. The reverse angle version of that clip has a great moment in the replay where you can almost read his thought processes. Just as Hart heads it out, you can see Ibra thinking, "I'm gonna do him here". Then, a split second later, he's like, "...and I'm gonna put a fucking big cherry on top of it and all."
It's hilarious to see so many keyboard pundits declaring it to be "not all that", as if we've grown so used to seeing useless lumps like Michael Kightly or Jay Bothroyd doing that shit week-in, week-out. Absolute bollocks. Call it what it was - an audacious bit of skill and improvisation by one of the best strikers on the planet against a team he pretty much beat single-handed.
My Italian friend's favourite joke...: Two Germans on holiday in Rome getting the cold shoulder from the locals every time they open their mouths...
German 1: "Rudi, this sucks. Everyone here seems to hate Germans - we might as well have stayed at home."
German 2: "I know...hey Hans, let's just pretend we are not German!
German1: "You think that'll work?"
German 2: "Sure, we'll slick back our hair, put on our shades, go in to this bar and order something quintessentially Italian. Just be cool and relaxed and they'll never know we're not from round here."
German 1: "I'm feeling better about this holiday already - let's do it!"
German 2: " Ciao, barman. Two martinis, please.
Barman: "Of course, sir. Dry?"
Germans: "Nein! ZWEI!!! ZWEI!!"
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Are there issues behind the scene? Or are they just tired of chasing him down after he scores?
Keeping Liverpool afloat single handed-R
so necessary
I don't know if I'd entirely agree with that, but I'm certain that, without him, we'd be in as bad a state as everyone else seems to think we are already.
One thing nobody can accuse him of is failing to put in a full shift. The only thing I can picture causing problems between him and the rest of the side is the whole diving/cheating thing. The resultant fuss over which is quickly becoming out of proportion to his actual transgressions.
::Next level::
In my sweaty palms this morning.
Ta!
It does rather seem that way, doesn't it?
Still, at least you no longer need to worry about seeing Robin Van Persie in any of them.
Did they play ok?
I remember being a bit iffy about them...
In HD
Hart had a stinker.
-5 stars.
How very dare he?
There are only a handful of players you could imagine even attempting something like that. Most would be too afraid of looking a bit stupid if it didn't come off, but Ibra genuinely doesn't give a fuck. The reverse angle version of that clip has a great moment in the replay where you can almost read his thought processes. Just as Hart heads it out, you can see Ibra thinking, "I'm gonna do him here". Then, a split second later, he's like, "...and I'm gonna put a fucking big cherry on top of it and all."
It's hilarious to see so many keyboard pundits declaring it to be "not all that", as if we've grown so used to seeing useless lumps like Michael Kightly or Jay Bothroyd doing that shit week-in, week-out. Absolute bollocks. Call it what it was - an audacious bit of skill and improvisation by one of the best strikers on the planet against a team he pretty much beat single-handed.
All hail the Prince of Darkness.
This is fantastic.
German 1: "Rudi, this sucks. Everyone here seems to hate Germans - we might as well have stayed at home."
German 2: "I know...hey Hans, let's just pretend we are not German!
German1: "You think that'll work?"
German 2: "Sure, we'll slick back our hair, put on our shades, go in to this bar and order something quintessentially Italian. Just be cool and relaxed and they'll never know we're not from round here."
German 1: "I'm feeling better about this holiday already - let's do it!"
German 2: " Ciao, barman. Two martinis, please.
Barman: "Of course, sir. Dry?"
Germans: "Nein! ZWEI!!! ZWEI!!"
Yep.
Who's there?
Klaus.
Come in, Klaus.
Love means nothing to them.
Licalotapus
Fixed
Now is the winter of my disco tent.
groan.... and for extra groan points, the one everybody knows....
How do you make a soul singer out of a duck?
Put it in the microwave until his bill withers....
cue comedy drums... I'm here all week..
Dutty B!
Sup mayne?
Man bin gone loooong tiiiiiime
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