LEAVE BEER ALONE
staxwax
1,474 Posts
Allright - for all my stateside brethren, we love you. But lets get one thing clear - STEP AWAY FROM THE BEER SON!
Euromen got this - we invented this shit. And we will embarrass the FUSK out of y'all in the beer game.
For 1 - your top selling produce - BUDWEISER, SCHLITZ, MILLER, PABST, YUENGLING - they were all founded and started by Euromen who adapted fine old country product to the watered down horse piss it has now become to suit your unrefined tastes.
What y'all know about non-pasteurized beer? NATHANG
Come to Germany, Prague or Belgium and find out whats what.
Please - take your Bearded Brooklyn Microbrewery Cherry Concoctions and
'let the door hit you - where the dog should have bit you!'
PROST MU'FAKKAZ
Euromen got this - we invented this shit. And we will embarrass the FUSK out of y'all in the beer game.
For 1 - your top selling produce - BUDWEISER, SCHLITZ, MILLER, PABST, YUENGLING - they were all founded and started by Euromen who adapted fine old country product to the watered down horse piss it has now become to suit your unrefined tastes.
What y'all know about non-pasteurized beer? NATHANG
Come to Germany, Prague or Belgium and find out whats what.
Please - take your Bearded Brooklyn Microbrewery Cherry Concoctions and
'let the door hit you - where the dog should have bit you!'
PROST MU'FAKKAZ
Comments
I do not want to be told "IT DOES NOT SHIP WELL."
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this is why you shouldn't check in on the strut in public.
no one around me knows why a small chuckle progressed into a guttural full body laugh
haha genuine laughs - this is great - wtf is he doing
My father in law is writing a book on beer and had me in on many a beer tastings. I probably tried 200 or so Domestic micros vs. Euros.
US has NOTHING on the Belgians. In fact 90% of American beers are mediocre at best.
I'm not going to claim we do Belgians better than Belgium, but we have our own thing going on that definitely deserves respect.
understatement of the year.
Thanks for inventing it, guys, but the US runs beer now.
Variety, quality of local beer, availability of imports, we have it all.
Not much more needs to be said than was hashed out here: http://www.soulstrut.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/75203/
But I guess when all other arguments fail, post a picture of some tits. Hats off.
SAN DIEGO CLAIMING PINNACLE OF USA SUPERIORITY OVER EUROMANS CLAIMING INVENTION BUT DIDN'T EGYPTIAN LOVER HAVE A RECORD ON NASTYMIX OUT OF SEATTLE IN THE PNW AKA WHERE THE "CRAFT BEER" THING WENT NUTS IN THE NINETIES? IT IS ALL RELATED FULLCIRCLE. ALSO I LIKE PORSHES THE BEST CAR
WHAT YOU KNOW 'BOUT MONSTER TRUCKS DOE?
Only the Belgians make Belgian beers. You won't get anything similar anyplace else. Same as you won't get a Hefeweizen from any place outside of Bavaria that can compare even remotely (why we're at Hefeweizen, dear Americans, please stop throwing pieces of citrus in your imported Weihenstephaner). You also won't find a Pils as crisp and as perfectly balanced as a Tannenz??pfle or a F??rstenberg any place in Belgium. After all the worlds best hops are getting harvested right next door at the Bodensee and the Black Forest has the most perfect spring water for Pils brewing. Regional differences and traditions are what makes beer so great and if you look at what progress American craft brewing has made in the past 2 decades that's history in the making and I think that's pretty mindblowing stuff.
Most importantly, beer is made to be drunk and not to write books about.
As far as the first post goes: I know that tourists like the dirndl and the big mass but the HB Helles is a depressingly flat and boring beer. Characterless, bland, mass produced stuff.
Better at cars. Better at beer. FACT.
Cheers.
THEN IT HAS FAILED.
4T5N, you lazy git.
BWAHAHAHA.
UN PASTEURIZED - google it.
You're in the little leagues sonnnnn. Late to the game. Like you were with umm... Starting countries. And languages.
WE GOT THIS. TRUST.
Theres alot of good ass beer here in the states but in my mindgarden America just started gettin better since the 90's.
I'd like to think weve got a ways to match the brewmaking history overseas.
b/w fuck a pumpkin spice. we're talmbout BEER you sissys
SKOL