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  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Ha ha fair enough, sorry it's an instant kneejerk reaction whenever I see his face. I will try and put my prejudice aside and actually watch the clip though I'll leave it until after I've stopped reeling from the Rooney video.

  • this is cracking me up right now...



    kay burley: so you are in a position to have listened to the debate and have read the report and as a result you are content to say that on telly.

    bryant: i have just said it. you seem to be a bit dim, if you don't mind me saying so

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/7993507/Emma-Thompson-Sorry-I-meant-to-say-they-stone-gays-on-the-Isle-of-Man.html

    Mr Pugh expressed his gratitude to Miss Thompson for raising the profile of the Isle of Wight worldwide.

    He said: "I was pleased with the response, showing what a good sport she is, although I am not sure whether the Isle of Man will be."

    Over on the Isle of Man, a government spokesman pointed out that homosexuality was decriminalised in 1992 and use of the birch ended in the 1970s.

    "As for shooting Scotsmen on sight, that is just one of those urban legends. There never has been any law that allows you to shoot a Scotsman."

    He missed the opportunity to add "Unfortunately".

    Again, It's Ok because...etc.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    BTW I just found out a mate of mine has his own doodle site. He was wasted doing computer games. They are better than good.

    http://drawtheline.posterous.com/






    And dem...

  • u guys check the last ever mary anne hobbs show? burial vs kode 9. pretty fuckin dope.

    burial vs kode 9 tracklist (its not on the beeb site)

    Tracklist:
    1. Speedy J - Tesla
    2. Zomby - Natalia's Song
    3. Brandy - Never Say Never (El-B version 1)
    4. Brandy - Never Say Never (El-B version 2)
    5. Brandy - Angel (X-Men vocal mix)
    6. Laurie Spiegel - Voices Within - A Requiem
    7. Alena - Turn It Around (Hard House Bantons Mandy Mix)
    8. Cooly G - He Da Biz
    9. Theo Parrish - Soul Control feat. Alena Waters
    10. KMFH aka Kyle Hall - Girl U So Strong (Wild Oats)
    11. Terror Danjah - S.O.S.
    12. Darkstar - 2 Chords
    13. Prince - Condition of the Heart
    14. Erykah Badu - Telephone
    15. Foul Play - Being With U Rmx
    16. A Guy called Gerald - Silent Cry

  • J i m s t e r said:
    BTW I just found out a mate of mine has his own doodle site. He was wasted doing computer games. They are better than good.

    http://drawtheline.posterous.com/






    And dem...

    Fantastic. Absolutely love these.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,902 Posts
    HAHAHA. Watched that earlier, some funny shit. Reminded me of my time living in London.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts







































  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    "Parlez-vous jpeg?"

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts


    Hatton: I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE!
    Rooney: You call the dealer, I'll call the escort agency!

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    To cheer up ManU players I hear Fergie has had a, 'Life on Mars' inspired, 80s theme party.



    Giggs arrived in a Cavalier, Scholes in a Sierra & Rooney came in an Escort.


  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:

    I never understood this relationship.

    The Hitman : Manc, CTID
    Wazza: Scouse, Mune for money

    Maybe they met at a spit roast? "Change ends at half time eh Wayne?"

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Ulysses31nicholas said:
    u guys check the last ever mary anne hobbs show? burial vs kode 9. pretty fuckin dope.

    burial vs kode 9 tracklist (its not on the beeb site)


    15. Foul Play - Being With U Rmx
    16. A Guy called Gerald - Silent Cry

    Listened to this in the way in this morning, very pleasant way of starting the day and have to say those two tracks were unexpected but extremely welcome. Almost enough to convince me to dig out my old Gerald albums.

    B/w Better late than never, Jimster I am greatly feeling your mate's artwork, highly talented gentleman.

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    In other news, I see The Inbetweeners is back tonight, although my lack of any sense of humour has been confirmed by the Hicks thread, I found the other series had moments of inspiration in them so will be checking and hoping it fills the gap until the return of Peep Show. Anyone else ride a bit?

    I also checked out that first episode of This Is England 86, being a big fan of the original film. Without the skinhead aspect the whole thing felt a bit too standard grim up north but we make do with laughter and tears style channel 4 drama.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    Junior said:
    England 86

    I remember it like it was only yesterday, and it was a shit year for me. A few choice snapshots from the memory bank:

    Painting my mate's Vauxhall Viva with black hammerite. The car was originally cream but someone had drawn a big penis on the boot in permanent marker so what started as a black boot and bonnet ended up looking like the kind of thing The Punisher would drive.

    If The Punisher only had ??250.

    Getting drunk in the 6th form common room and having a Christmas Card eating competition. Then vomiting for the rest of the day.

    Getting drunk and deciding to walk a prospective girlfriend home from a party, during which the effects of the fresh air made me even drunker and unable to speak or walk by about halfway home.

    I assume she made it.

    Getting drunk at a NYE party and going to the chip shop with a mate for a massive order for about 20 people. Returning back without the food or the money or any recollection of the last 30 minutes other than jumping across walls. We staggered back to the chippy but it was shut.

    Getting dumped every month, seemingly.

    Getting my first job and it was shit.

    Getting my hand pulled into a baboon cage at Southport Zoo when you could feed the animals.

    Crashing me dad's Talbot Alpine on bald tyres...

    So, it's too soon, too soon.


  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    LOL! Ah the joys of youth.

    For me 86 marked the first WC that I properly took in, heightened by my uncles and their friends kindly offering me a pick in the winners sweepstake. I picked out Argentina and could clearly be heard cheering when Maradona netted his second against England as a room full of burly men showed enormous restraint and understanding by not ripping my arms off. I think a deal done over my winnings at the end of the tournament was done by my dad as a peace offering but I still had enough to pick up Ultra Magnus from Woolworths without even having to save up or wait for xmas/birthdays. Good times.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    Junior said:
    Ultra Magnus

    I remember Craig, this Scottish nutter who lived on the back of our estate. He'd managed to put a working (colour) telly and Blackpool-Lights-esque disco headlining/stereo into his Capri. The day he got it all working, he informed us that his car was now [in heavy Glaswegian accent]...

    "Like Ul-trae Fuuuuu-hin' Maaaaagnissss in theyar!"


    [/weegie accent]


  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    I really liked the first season of Inbetweeners but I've found it a little hit and miss since. My enjoyment of it was sullied somewhat when I shared my appreciation of it with a friend, who's initial reaction was to turn his nose up, although he was mildly won over by the end of an episode. I thought maybe it was just my love of the puerile surfacing once more. The subsequent accolades it's garnered say otherwise and the fact that 'Simon' is in fact an Oxbridge educated comic actor and not just an oik playing a version of themselves, gives it a little more substance.

    I had hopes for Simon Amstell's sitcom, but it's been pretty meh.

    -

    86 - Can't remember much to be honest. I remember watching the WC and standing on a bench singing 'We've Got the Whole World at our Feet' at some point, but that about it.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    This was another double post.. but it gives me the excuse to post this.










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  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Okem said:
    I really liked the first season of Inbetweeners but I've found it a little hit and miss since. My enjoyment of it was sullied somewhat when I shared my appreciation of it with a friend, who's initial reaction was to turn his nose up, although he was mildly won over by the end of an episode. I thought maybe it was just my love of the puerile surfacing once more. The subsequent accolades it's garnered say otherwise and the fact that 'Simon' is in fact an Oxbridge educated comic actor and not just an oik playing a version of themselves, gives it a little more substance.

    I had hopes for Simon Amstell's sitcom, but it's been pretty meh.

    Yeah I didn't watch it when it was on and ended up watching both series on 4oD over the space of about three days. Seemed to work well in that format as the bits that fell flat were quickly forgotten about in the overall scheme of things. I recorded the first episode last night (early arrival of Halo:Reach related) and may end up just saving them all up again to watch in one burst. I find Will almost insufferably punchable but I guess that's half the point.

    I didn't both with Amstell's sitcom due to the premise laid out in the papers but would have liked it to be funny as I still have a soft spot in my heart for him from Popworld days.

  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    Someone needs to put the first Brits/Fantasy thread in as Top 10 Soulstrut history.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    Seriously never do business with people from the North East.

    That is all.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:
    Seriously never do business with people from the North East.

    That is all.


  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    At the risk of turning this thread in to 'tv highlights of the week'..

    I noticed, on Saturday, amongst the profusion of documentaries about 9/11, Channel 5 also managed to squeeze in a screening of Gremlins II - The New Batch. Which is essentially a training film on how to take over and terrorize a New York skyscraper.

    Don't believe me? Well just check out the opening credits!!


  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    also..

    The girl who did this

    Went on to do this

    NSFW http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8nml32LqK1qaew1eo1_500.jpg

    BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY YOU MAY NOT WANT TO SEE IT.

    wtf is wrong with people!?

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    #1 son was watching the OG Gremlin offa the Popcorn Hour box. Dudes "Crappy" inventions were ill, esp. the fly swatter.

    Phoebe Cates. [caveman noise; like when Captain Caveman sees a 6ft sandwich]

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    Okem said:
    YOU MAY NOT WANT TO SEE IT.

    Correct. I did not want to see that. But I have. Boner softening style.

    wtf is wrong with people!?

    They have no sense of shame.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    as way of an appology to your eyes..

























  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts


    One of my boys has put this together. Whilst I wouldn't claim to be any kind of authority on dubstep myself, my boy most assuredly knows his onions and has put me up on all manner of good swag, so it's possible some of you may enjoy this.
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