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  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,358 Posts
    I guess whoever has the coin to be buying clubs will have chosen some... less-than-fair options on their rampage to the top.  When they are former soviets, not even worth googling to guess how the money goes.  Still, all fine upstanding pillars of the community as far as the FA are concerned.  

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,410 Posts
    First Liverpool and then Citeh fall to the mighty Gunners. Arteta in!

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,012 Posts
    One more big game for David Luiz to completely blow it

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,410 Posts

    The match report says he was very good. At defending. If he can be coached into competence then maybe Arteta is the messiah after all.



  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,358 Posts
    Watched it, City never looked like scoring.  Nobody able to generate anything in the final third.  

    I am crediting Arsenal's backline for that, Xhaka was solid as... Granite? 

    Arteta also beat Corona this season too.

    World's his oyster.



      
    Duderonomy

  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,358 Posts
    Messi on a free\Sterling can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
    DOR

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,824 Posts
    Jimster said:
    Messi on a free\Sterling can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.


    That and the whole Coutinho (Craziest/worst trade in history) drama...

    Milk almost came out of my nose when I read that Barcelona might have to pay Liverpool £4.5million if Coutinho wins the Champions League this season while on loan to Bayern. I thought it was sad enough him digging the knife in their game the other day.






  • ppadilhappadilha 2,012 Posts
    I know Bayern are favorites right now, but I think there would be some poetic justice if Lyon somehow pulled this off and won the CL before PSG does

  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,358 Posts
    Fair play to Lyon, they defend solidly and pop the counterstrike perfectly.  If you are going to play high-stakes defence, like City always do, to stack the chips on possession and goals-scored boxes, you have to expect to concede these kind of goals to teams at this level.  All mistakes are punished.

    Jason Denayer had a great game.  Yes, the man City loaned out to Celtic, Galtasaray etc. (where he got good reviews) and then sold for 6M.  I think if Kun was fit, we'd have put games to sleep this season and not lost nine.  I said back in January they are soooo wasteful and it's come back to bite them.  Jesus is good, but no Aguero.  He's one-in-a-generation.
    DOR

  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,358 Posts
    DOR said:
    Jimster said:
    Messi on a free\Sterling can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.


    That and the whole Coutinho (Craziest/worst trade in history) drama...

    Milk almost came out of my nose when I read that Barcelona might have to pay Liverpool £4.5million if Coutinho wins the Champions League this season while on loan to Bayern. I thought it was sad enough him digging the knife in their game the other day.





    And Barca wondering why it's all turned to poo all of a sudden.  I don't know what makes a club buy a 100M player, and then loan him out "Because because..." (did they not have a plan for Coutinho?), but it's typical of a club with no strategic goals or long-term plans.  I know patience is thinner on the continent, but this is basic stuff.

    Could be as they say, the players have all the power at Barca and so the tail is wagging the dog.

    DOR

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,410 Posts
    It’s never saddening to watch Barca get knocked out (I only ever support them when they play Madrid because of the thought of Falangists crying into their cañas), because I’m still still still sore about the manner in which Barca and the ref contrived to get Van Percy red carded. Drogba and them also got shafted because Platini didn’t want a repeat Manure vs Chelski final. So good on Bayern. The Coutinho clause is just extra funny.
    DOR

  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,358 Posts
    Firminho's teeth v.
    Arteta's hair 


    Duderonomy

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,410 Posts
    #teamArteta ftw!

    Without wanting to sound cocky, I think Arse will finish top 4 this season. Arteta has made even our shit players good. The 



    Main tactic is a bit simple though: sit deep, give the ball to Auba.

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,012 Posts
    I'm going to try to watch every Leeds game this season
    Duderonomy

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,410 Posts
    Is Bale a busted flush, or was he faking all those injuries so he could play more golf?


    Speaking of injury-prone, Thiago Alcântara to the Scousers could mean the league will be wrapped up by Christmas.

  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,358 Posts
    He wasn't always fit before he went to Real so whilst not at Crocky Santa Bruise levels, I wouldn't expect him to be around enough to be putting 20 goals in.  Plus, does Mourinho play a style that even suits him?  

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,410 Posts
    I don't think Mourinho's style suits anyone these days! Be interesting to see how Bale does though. Don't think it will be enough to push Spurs into title contention, but you never know, funny-old-game etc.


  • ppadilhappadilha 2,012 Posts
    If Mourinho's game is still keep tight at the back and score on fast breaks, Bale from 10 years ago would be a perfect fit.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,410 Posts

    Jamie VARdy is still a deadly striker, eh Jimster?

    (getting my digs in before 'Pool vs Arse)

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,824 Posts
    I have to say in watching the barca drama. You gotta be a simpleton to let go the 2nd best player in the league to one of your rivals for pretty much no major advantage/money. Does it only hit you when you watch him score 2 goals and 1 assist in 20 odd minutes of play on his first outing? Or do you not care? Watch him go on to score 20-30 goals and lead them to the title. That might be a bigger sting than Coutinho helping win the CL while on loan.

    Messi taking shots at Barcelona officials... A++++. Would enjoy again.


    Duderonomy

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,410 Posts

    Jamie VARdy is still a deadly striker, eh Jimster?

    (getting my digs in before 'Pool vs Arse)

    Should've kept my trap shut.

    DOR

  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,358 Posts
    I took Vardy out of my side and swapped Son in.  Basically like Midas, but with faeces instead of gold.  Bow down now to the one true God Sir Oscarinho.
    DuderonomyDOR
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