Free Masons - Do You Believe?

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  • Now you're smoking with science.


  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts

    Beat me to the punch, Batmon. I was looking for a good Sun Ra clip to put up.

    Im not dissin though

  • nor am i, but it was the first thing to come to mind.

  • Some people failing to realize they're the joke in this thread.


  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,851 Posts
    This thread is so awesome! Keep on preachin' the Gospel, Harvey!

    I know of three freemasons:

    1. A 45-year-old who works at my local climbing gym in the winter and spends his summers bumming around the continent on an endless-summer style climbing trip
    2. A pick-up artist teacher called Johnny Soporno
    3. Some cop in Georgia who let #1 off from a parking ticket because he was wearing his pinky ring

    I can easily picture those guys controlling the secrets of the hollow earth.

    Here's a question for you: why have the masons divested themselves of so much sweet property? All the masonic temples are now event halls and offices.

  • Y'all easily represent the most uptight, closed-minded collection of "liberals" I have ever encountered in my life.

    Not all mythology is "science fiction".

    And the archeological evidence to back said mythology has been there for you to see for quite some time.

    Y'all are the ones with your horse-blinders on, thinking that only information sanctioned by an establishment known most for its lies is the only good information.

    Like when the towers of Babel fell, it couldn't have possibly been done by nuclear weapons.

    When Ezekial flew off into space, it couldn't have possibly been by rocket.

    Or when Adam and Eve were created, it couldn't have possibly been done by test tube.

    Says the peanut gallery...We are the only ones smart enough to have ever done such things. We are now even smarter than God.

    Y'all are really out of your gourds with such pompous, ego-stroking thinking.

    And the world suffers because of it.

    But go right ahead and rally around your anti-Christ and think that the establishment is going to swoop in and save the day for you.

    HEADZ AIN'T READY!

    Uhh, I don't want to turn hateur here, but we're officially to the point of using modern science to explain I>mythology/I>? If we accept that the Biblical creation story is true--which I certainly don't--haven't we just presupposed that science is unnecessary in the explanation of that story?

    I also don't mean to complain about the image of God making humanity inside giant test tubes floating over Africa, because that shit is

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    This thread is so awesome! Keep on preachin' the Gospel, Harvey!

    I know of three freemasons:

    1. A 45-year-old who works at my local climbing gym in the winter and spends his summers bumming around the continent on an endless-summer style climbing trips TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.
    2. A pick-up artist teacher called Johnny Soporno. PICK UP ARTIST TEACHER? HE TEACHES GUYS TO PICK UP GIRLS? OR HE TEACHERS ARTIST TO PICK UP THEIR CLOTHES? WHAT?
    3. Some cop in Georgia who let #1 off from a parking ticket because he was wearing his pinky ring. PERHAPS THE SUPREME COURT PICKED BUSH IN 2000 BECAUSE HE WAS WEARING HIS PINKY RING?

    I can easily picture those guys controlling the secrets of the hollow earth.

    Here's a question for you: why have the masons divested themselves of so much sweet property? All the masonic temples are now event halls and offices.

    Because the know the magnetic polls are going to shift and they are getting ready for the big change?

  • The answer to this question is now as elusive as ever. The ???power elite???, or whatever you may call them, are mundane and extremely human. There magic is week and unsustainable too. I can???t seem to cense Obama???s position with them yet. But I am leaning towards optimism.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    The answer to this question is now as elusive as ever. The ???power elite???, or whatever you may call them, are mundane and extremely human. There magic is week and unsustainable too. I can???t seem to cense Obama???s position with them yet. But I am leaning towards optimism.

    You should ask the power elite to hook you up with spellcheck.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,526 Posts

    You should ask the power elite to hook you up with spellcheck.


  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    The answer to this question is now as elusive as ever. The ???power elite???, or whatever you may call them, are mundane and extremely human. There magic is week and unsustainable too. I can???t seem to cense Obama???s position with them yet. But I am leaning towards optimism.

    You should ask the power elite to hook you up with spellcheck.

    Even with spellcheck there magic will still be week.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    I would like to believe there has been all this cool technology before, and certainly the old Jain texts refer to all this. Why would they choose to write such BS?

    But then, surely, if it was so big and mighty, there would be some trace of it now? Or did they have the technology to take it all with them? Don't tell me "The Pyramids" because, IIRC, they don't seem to do much.

  • My great uncle is a freemason. No kidding, I found him on the list on a neo-nazi website, who feel it's necessary for everyone to know who's a mason.

  • I buy a large percentage of my records from (or through) a freemason.

    He's a 61 year old black man who wears a tuxedo every so often when he goes to the secret meetings.

    What I can't figure out for the life of me is... if he's all knowing and powerful, right... why is it that he's selling me this rare stuff for cheap when he could be controlling the world market with the flick of a wrist?

    I guess this seals my status as an un-righteous funk provideur.

  • I buy a large percentage of my records from (or through) a freemason.

    He's a 61 year old black man who wears a tuxedo every so often when he goes to the secret meetings.

    What I can't figure out for the life of me is... if he's all knowing and powerful, right... why is it that he's selling me this rare stuff for cheap when he could be controlling the world market with the flick of a wrist?

    I guess this seals my status as an un-righteous funk provideur.


    It's all part of their super duper secret plans.... just you wait...

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    I buy a large percentage of my records from (or through) a freemason.

    He's a 61 year old black man who wears a tuxedo every so often when he goes to the secret meetings.

    What I can't figure out for the life of me is... if he's all knowing and powerful, right... why is it that he's selling me this rare stuff for cheap when he could be controlling the world market with the flick of a wrist?

    I guess this seals my status as an un-righteous funk provideur.


    It's all part of their super duper secret plans.... just you wait...

    Yeah, the banking bail-out didn't happen. It's just a theory...a conspiracy theory.

  • What I can't understand about that line of thinking is this:

    What's wrong with just saying "rich people help other rich people stay rich"?

    I mean, it's really pretty simple to me. No need for an esoteric explanation.

    I haven't been able to get down with the whole superhuman spacecraft inner earth mind control shit since I finished college and cut down on my weed intake.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    I buy a large percentage of my records from (or through) a freemason.

    He's a 61 year old black man who wears a tuxedo every so often when he goes to the secret meetings.

    What I can't figure out for the life of me is... if he's all knowing and powerful, right... why is it that he's selling me this rare stuff for cheap when he could be controlling the world market with the flick of a wrist?

    I guess this seals my status as an un-righteous funk provideur.


    It's all part of their super duper secret plans.... just you wait...

    Sayin'. Once the poles reverse, Firestone Christmas records will be worth crazy loot and your Boscoes and Verocais won't be worth the vinyl they're pressed on. Up will be down! Black will be white! And tepidity will...still pretty much be tepid, but in some sort of opposite way!

    Prepare thyself.


  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    What I can't understand about that line of thinking is this:

    What's wrong with just saying "rich people help other rich people stay rich"?

    I mean, it's really pretty simple to me. No need for an esoteric explanation.

    I haven't been able to get down with the whole superhuman spacecraft inner earth mind control shit since I finished college and cut down on my weed intake.

    In other words, why not deny reality?

    I mean, the secret societies do exist. They do practice esoterics. They do engage in mass mind control.

    But hey, why not just ignore all of that in favor of...shit happens.

    That way your entire worldview could fit across the front of a trucker hat to be sold in Stuckey's establishments across the land.

    Geaux America!

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    What I can't understand about that line of thinking is this:

    What's wrong with just saying "rich people help other rich people stay rich"?

    I mean, it's really pretty simple to me. No need for an esoteric explanation.

    I haven't been able to get down with the whole superhuman spacecraft inner earth mind control shit since I finished college and cut down on my weed intake.

    In other words, why not deny reality?

    I mean, the secret societies do exist. They do practice esoterics. They do engage in mass mind control.



  • In other words, why not deny reality?

    I mean, the secret societies do exist. They do practice esoterics. They do engage in mass mind control.

    i pretty much gasped when i read that

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Yes, it's so funny to be took for $800 billion.

    If it's not a theory, it's a comedy routine...anything to keep us from actually having to deal with the real.

    Again, geaux America!

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    ...anything to keep us from actually having to deal with the real.


    delicious irony.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    The answer to this question is now as elusive as ever. The ???power elite???, or whatever you may call them, are mundane and extremely human. There magic is week and unsustainable too. I can???t seem to cense Obama???s position with them yet. But I am leaning towards optimism.

    You should ask the power elite to hook you up with spellcheck.

    Even with spellcheck there magic will still be week.

    Spellcheck won't help you their.

  • The answer to this question is now as elusive as ever. The ???power elite???, or whatever you may call them, are mundane and extremely human. There magic is week and unsustainable too. I can???t seem to cense Obama???s position with them yet. But I am leaning towards optimism.

    You should ask the power elite to hook you up with spellcheck.

    Even with spellcheck there magic will still be week.

    Spellcheck won't help you their.

    They kkkontrol the spellcheck....

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,526 Posts
    The answer to this question is now as elusive as ever. The ???power elite???, or whatever you may call them, are mundane and extremely human. There magic is week and unsustainable too. I can???t seem to cense Obama???s position with them yet. But I am leaning towards optimism.

    You should ask the power elite to hook you up with spellcheck.

    Even with spellcheck there magic will still be week.

    Spellcheck won't help you their.

    in the end, we are all a loan. you say you can cense... are you a sigh kick?

    there magic might be week but they are a fours two bee wreckond with.


  • In other words, why not deny reality?

    I mean, the secret societies do exist. They do practice esoterics. They do engage in mass mind control.

    i pretty much gasped when i read that

    I don't know why this is such a stretch to you guys. Secret societies have existed and been documented since we've had sedentary civilizations. They serve a wide variety of societal purposes, and they've been written about extensively by academics. Read the "Serpent and the Rainbow" for a documentation of secret societies is Haiti. And by mass mind control Harvey doesn't mean subliminal messages on tv, hypnotism, or anything like that. Its about information control and propaganda. The thing about secret societies is as a culture we've fanatized about them being occult or into mystic arts, having supernatural powers, etc. Its not about that at all, its about maintaining power/the staus quo, or inversly turning those things upside down. The CIA and KGB were secret societies at one point.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,526 Posts

    "Serpent and the Rainbow" for a documentation of secret societies is Haiti.

    Bill Pullman related?
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