PETA to Ben+Jerry's: Use Human Milk

onetetonetet 1,753 Posts
edited September 2008 in Strut Central
a href="http://blog.peta.org/archives/2008/09/breast_is_best.php" target="_blank"1http://blog.peta.org/archives/2008/09/breast_is_best.php/a1b,121b,121Storchen, a (very innovative) restaurant in Switzerland, has just announced that they will be unveiling a new menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent human breast milk. Some folks might think that drinking human breast milk is strange ??? but really, what's even stranger is that humans are the only species on the planet that drinks the milk of another species.b,121b,121Storchen's new menu got us thinking ??? which product would be fabulously awesome if it were made with breast milk instead of cow's milk? (Light bulb!) Ben and Jerry's!b,121b,121So we wrote a letter to the good people at Ben and Jerry's, asking them to switch from cow's milk to breast milk. We explained that using cow's milk for their ice cream is a hazard to consumers' health. Even Dr. Spock spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in the onset of anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and, in the long term, can set kids up for a lifetime of obesity and heart disease (America's number one cause of death).b,121b,121But it's not all about us humans. Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Because, like all mammals, cows only give milk during or after pregnancy, in order for humans to constantly milk them, they are forcefully impregnated every nine months. Many live in filthy conditions and are forced to give 10 times more milk than they would naturally. It's truly an awful life.b,121b,121So think about it, Ben and Jerry's. We here at PETA would be super-stoked if your ice cream went vegan ??? we'd buy it by the truckload!
«1

  Comments


  • how is human milk "vegan"?b,121b,121and how is it any more natural to drink human milk as an adult human than to drink cow's milk as a kid (or adult). milk is for baby animals (humans included).b,121b,121oh, and PETA is CRAZY, and this is coming from an animal lover.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    I'll eat me some breast milk ice cream. b,121b,121just pasteurize that shit, plaese.

  • ew.

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    I'll only drink breast milk from healthy hot chicks.

  • This would go perfect with my Yoko Ono breastmilk diet.


  • Sooooo. Are the PETAphiles volunteering to get pregnant so we can milk them? I am just saying.b,121b,121I am sure I can get a loan to build a human milk farm... I hope they like hormones to stimulate better milk production. b,121b,121Also, I am going to need to start branching out into "Long Pork" to make better use of my herd.b,121b,121Also can I get an exception on eugenics because I am going to need to breed some better milk stock.b,121b,121MOOOO!


  • Almond,Oat and Hemp milk are my shit

  • object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1

  • /font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121ew.
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121^^^Similak child.

  • /font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121
    object width="425" height="344"1
    param name="movie" value=""1
    /param1
    param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1
    /param1
    embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1
    /embed1
    /object1
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wtf.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121b,121best line on so many levels:b,121/font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121i'd rather have lots of breast milk than a million melons
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sscg.gif" alt="" 21

  • /font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121how is human milk "vegan"?
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Dude, c'mon. Only vegan morons don't support breastfeeding and it's hardly counter to their basic ethnical standard which is no ANIMAL PRODUCTS, meaning animals-other-than-humans. That said, I'm assuming cannibalism is not big on the vegan platform. b,121b,121a href="http://www.vegansociety.com/people/lifestyle/families/parenting/vegan_children/breastfeeding.php" target="_blank"1http://www.vegansociety.com/people/lifestyle/families/parenting/vegan_children/breastfeeding.php/a1b,121b,121You want a real fight? Ask a vegan about the ethics of honey!

  • september 18, 2008-b,121b,121The Storchen restaurant, in Iberg on the outskirts of Winterthur, had advertised for mothers to sell their breast milk for the special menu. But breastfeeding counsellors had labelled the project unethical.b,121b,121The idea was eventually scrapped after canton Zurich food inspectors said it broke regulations, and threatened to take action. "Humans are not on the list of authorised milk suppliers such as cows or sheep," said department head Rolf Etter.

  • F**k PETA.b,121Hypocritical, mindless, sensationalist, propagandist, schmuck gangsters.b,121b,121No offense to any PETA supporters on here.


  • Why dont these motherfuckers just use rice milk??? It's healthy and tastes great or is there something going on that I dont know about (rice milk is really dog semen??)...

  • /font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121Why dont these motherfuckers just use rice milk??? It's healthy and tastes great or is there something going on that I dont know about (rice milk is really dog semen??)...
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Now you know why dogs are always happy.

  • corsiccorsic oakland, ca 232 Posts
    /font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121
    object width="425" height="344"1
    param name="movie" value=""1
    /param1
    param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1
    /param1
    embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1
    /embed1
    /object1
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1b,121can someone make a graemlin for vomiting, please? I saw this type of shit once in public, in a cafe.1Some lady was breast feeding hear, probably 5 or 6 year old, child. Kid couldn't even fit on her lap, you know that's time to give up the titty.b,121b,121"They will not breast feed when they go to college or get married." What?b,121b,121/font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121
    b,121oh, and PETA is CRAZY, and this is coming from an animal lover.1
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1b,121Yeah, this is how warped PETA is. I think I would not eat Ben & Jerry's, if they used human milk (ugh) but just took some time and figured out hot to make soy milk REALLY taste like ice cream. That'd sell a lot better, to me at least.b,121b,121Like I said in a different thread, I support the "concept" of PETA but damn, they do some retarded shit; like advocating for the killing of all pit bulls, wtf? What kind of animal welfare group advocates for the death of animals?


  • /font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121
    b,121
    b,121I am sure I can get a loan to build a human milk farm...
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121+b,121b,121Google offers $10,000,000 for ideas that will change the world./a1b,121b,121=b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/balla-22.gif" alt="" 21

  • onetetonetet 1,753 Posts
    /font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121
    b,121Yeah, this is how warped PETA is. I think I would not eat Ben & Jerry's, if they used human milk (ugh) but just took some time and figured out hot to make soy milk REALLY taste like ice cream. That'd sell a lot better, to me at least.
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121btw, Trader Joe's sells a brand of cherry/chocolate "soy cream" that my gf and I both think tastes as good as ice cream (and we eat dairy).

  • /font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121
    /font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121
    b,121
    b,121I am sure I can get a loan to build a human milk farm...
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1
    b,121
    b,121+
    b,121
    b,121
    font class="post"1 b,121b,121img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerbang.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/krusty.gif" alt="" 21

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    I know I'm not the only one who tried and failed to find a good screenshot of Dave Chappelle playing Diddy. "Breeeaaaaaaaast miiiiiiiilk...come out and plaaaaaaayyyy!"

  • CBearCBear 902 Posts
    I only drink breast milk from titties raised without antibiotics, growth hormones, or pesticides.b,121b,121What if we could get the stem cell scientists to grow pregnant lactating breasts all on their own for the soul porpoise of generating vegan milk? I'd like to see that factory.


  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    hey peta....suck balls!

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    hah!

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    /font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121hey peta....suck balls!1
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Dog balls, at that!b,121b,121img src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news536.article.jpg"1

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    /font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121
    /font1
    font class="small"1Quote:
    /font1
    h,121
    b,121
    b,121Yeah, this is how warped PETA is. I think I would not eat Ben & Jerry's, if they used human milk (ugh) but just took some time and figured out hot to make soy milk REALLY taste like ice cream. That'd sell a lot better, to me at least.
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1
    b,121
    b,121btw, Trader Joe's sells a brand of cherry/chocolate "soy cream" that my gf and I both think tastes as good as ice cream (and we eat dairy).1
    b,121
    b,121
    h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121I haven't had "soy cream," so I don't really know, but wouldn't there potentially be consistency issues with soy milk in ice cream as well as taste issues? 1Soy milk probably doesn't deliver the same creaminess as cow milk does. Otherwise, I would imagine that a Vermont ex-hippie outfit like B&J would have gone all-soy years ago. b,121b,121I stay drinking soy milk at home, so I'm all for soy cream innovations. 1I'll peep that shit out at Trader Joe's next time I'm there.
Sign In or Register to comment.