Official SS: 25 worst rappers of all-time

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  • magneticmagnetic 2,678 Posts

    Swollen Members and Moka Only, who sounds like he jacked his whole style from Taco's "Putting On The Ritz".
    YES! Thanks you for mentioning Swollen Members, can't stand Manchild's awful & puke inducing raps. And might I ad this mofo...


    He's a singer though you seem to be confused.

  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    Yeah, I know he's a singer. I just can't stand his music that much that I thought he should be included.And if I'm not mistaken , he has rapped a lil here and there.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    K.O.B.E.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    K.O.B.E.

    shaq, iverson, artest, etc.

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    K.O.B.E.

    HE'S NOT A RAPPER, HE'S A LYRICIST.

  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    OST and all the other people on the constant "Kanye is the worst rapper ever" thing just need to get over it. He's hardly the worst rapper ever. He is what he is, but he's not the worst rapper ever. I think he's rather entertaining actually. I'd put him up in the more listen-able category.

    And Phife and Guru. No. They serve their purpose. Both fit well into the sound of their respective groups. Best rappers ever, no. Worst, no.

    "bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from"
    "Bust off on your couch, now you got Siemens furniture."

    humorous.

    a lot of you sound like people who don't actually like rap.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    OST and all the other people on the constant "Kanye is the worst rapper ever" thing just need to get over it. He's hardly the worst rapper ever. He is what he is, but he's not the worst rapper ever. I think he's rather entertaining actually. I'd put him up in the more listen-able category.

    And Phife and Guru. No. They serve their purpose. Both fit well into the sound of their respective groups. Best rappers ever, no. Worst, no.

    "bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from"
    "Bust off on your couch, now you got Siemens furniture."

    humorous.

    a lot of you sound like people who don't actually like rap.

    Phife can rap. Dudes are doofy.

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    25) Big Juss
    24) Sole
    23) Me Phi Me
    22) Paul Barman
    21) Sage Francis
    20) Wild Child
    19) Memphis Bleek
    18) Brother Ali
    17) Chilly Tee
    16) Arabian Prince
    15) Michael Franti
    14) Swollen Members
    13) Deda The Baby Pa
    13) AZ
    12) Percee P
    11) Mannie Fresh
    10) D12
    9) Marxman

    To be Continued...

  • thesolelifethesolelife 369 Posts
    OST and all the other people on the constant "Kanye is the worst rapper ever" thing just need to get over it. He's hardly the worst rapper ever. He is what he is, but he's not the worst rapper ever. I think he's rather entertaining actually. I'd put him up in the more listen-able category.

    And Phife and Guru. No. They serve their purpose. Both fit well into the sound of their respective groups. Best rappers ever, no. Worst, no.

    "bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from"
    "Bust off on your couch, now you got Siemens furniture."

    humorous.

    a lot of you sound like people who don't actually like rap.

    Phife can rap. Dudes are doofy.

    Not that it needs any mentioning, but Phife DID come strong on Low End Theory.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts

    13) AZ

    Dog. TRIPPING. TRIPPING[/b].

  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts

    13) AZ
    12) Percee P

    if you've been on some of the most beloved songs in hip hop history wouldn't that disqualify you? AZ is no lyrical god, but he's not the worst. I would think he'd get a pass for being on Life's A Bitch. Percee P's got a few that should give him the pass.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Have either of you dudes ever listened to AZ? Dude is nasty.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    I never really thought Big Noyd deserved to get on.

    Exzibit neither.

    I guess you can file these guys under "dudes who had homies that could rapp and who were nice enough to put them on." LOTS of those dudes out there.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    OST and all the other people on the constant "Kanye is the worst rapper ever" thing just need to get over it. He's hardly the worst rapper ever. He is what he is, but he's not the worst rapper ever. I think he's rather entertaining actually. I'd put him up in the more listen-able category.

    And Phife and Guru. No. They serve their purpose. Both fit well into the sound of their respective groups. Best rappers ever, no. Worst, no.

    "bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from"
    "Bust off on your couch, now you got Siemens furniture."

    humorous.

    a lot of you sound like people who don't actually like rap.

    Phife can rap. Dudes are doofy.

    Not that it needs any mentioning, but Phife DID come strong on Low End Theory.

    I have friends who say he outdid Q-Tip on that album. Tip can be kinda sleepy after a while.

  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    worst rappers of all time

    AKA

    "All the rappers I can name"

    AKA

    "Cds I just sold to the wherehouse, got $35 in trade"

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts

    13) AZ
    12) Percee P

    if you've been on some of the most beloved songs in hip hop history wouldn't that disqualify you? AZ is no lyrical god, but he's not the worst. I would think he'd get a pass for being on Life's A Bitch. Percee P's got a few that should give him the pass.

    Percee P rides the same flow on every song. Same with AZ. If Guru or Phife are bad rappers, then these dudes are absolute nightmares. I can't think of a single line from either of them.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts



  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    8) Fat Joe
    7) Vordul Mega
    6) Lady Sovereign
    5) Chuggo


  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    Because I know you love him, more Chuggo


  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    8) Fat Joe

    Come on now.

    MIMS


    Also, wasn't that Chilly Tee fruitcake the son of the Nike CEO or something? Cornball doesn't begin to describe that dude.

  • DJAckDJAck 255 Posts
    Party Arty. Worst. Ever.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    I can't think of a single line from either of them.

    "You gotta hand it to me/
    You know I'm uno
    Even a sumo doing judo/
    Couldn't do no damage to me"

    "Even though you know sometimes we all gotta go/
    But as long as we leavin theivin we'll be leavin with some kind of dough, so"

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    Here's some rare Percee P footage I thought I'd share:


  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    matter of fact this is one of the illest verses of all time.

    "Like sulfuric acid I'm lethal, soon as my words reach you
    They eat through brains of those that chose to speak to
    A wiser and smoother, keep up or I lose you
    When I maneuver words when I'm heard I confuse you, bruise you
    I'm high potent, devoting much time into one rhyme
    Every line of mine is worth quoting
    I'm like a college dorm, people will swarm
    For knowledge, applicants chill out and fill out a form
    I know I'm the best MC, no one can mess with me
    I'm the recipe, diss the P and you're history
    Percee P is the man to praise
    For days after a phrase is said I'll leave your head phased
    No one can surpass the P, get on before or after me
    That can be a catastrophe
    Brains I kill, when I build
    With my skill, in my field cause I'm ideal
    Foes I decompose from nose to toes
    I will dispose of all of those that chose to go to my shows
    You gotta hand it to me, you know I'm uno
    A sumo doing Judo, couldn't do no damage to me
    I stayed up later made up a rhyme straight up after I ate up yours
    Sprayed up yours cause get laid up
    Thinking I'm a make it big, you rap fans know it
    Prepare for stale rap, and you snap your Kodak
    Diss me, the P? That'll be suicide
    You're no frills with no skills, I'll just put you aside
    Rappers are skinned in battles I'm winning them from within them
    Befriend them, before I beat them I greet them then eat them, then send them
    Courtside, my lyrics coincide
    And dwell all through your brain cells as soon as they go inside
    The Giant, you got something to say? ..."


    AZ's verse on Life's A Bitch should exempt him alone. Classic shit. I'm not the biggest Guru fan but putting him on a bottom 25 is crazy too.

    smh

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    Because I know you want more, I give you Chuggo


  • Worst Rappers: Producers Edition

    Diamond D
    Madlib
    Dr. Dre
    Timbaland
    Pharell
    Lil Jon
    Psycho Les
    Ju Ju
    Pete Rock
    Scott Storch
    Alchemist
    Erick Sermon
    Warren G
    Jermaine Dupri
    Swizz Beats

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Worst Rappers: Producers Edition

    Diamond D
    Madlib
    Dr. Dre
    Timbaland
    Pharell
    Lil Jon
    Psycho Les
    Ju Ju
    Pete Rock
    Scott Storch
    Alchemist
    Erick Sermon
    Warren G
    Jermaine Dupri
    Swizz Beats

    we get it: producers can't rapp.

    but really, there are far, far worse rappeurs out there than those you listed that don't even make beats!

  • It's just a special edition catering to producers who are laughably wack on the mic

    Naming all wack emcees is just too hard

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    I hear you.

    we need a "Best Producers on the Mic" thread.

    Matter of fact I think we did one of those once.

    Dilla was given quite a bit of love as an MC as I remember.

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Worst Rappers: Producers Edition
    Erick Sermon

    HELL NAW TO THE HELL NAW!
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