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edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
edited June 2007 in Strut Central
did anyone watch the season opener last night?what the fuck is 'black chicken'?jesus i'm scaredbut yeah, they cooked up some of our pornographic shellfish friends the geoduck last nightanthony bourdain was really into it
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    yup yup. I'd like to see Hahn go down to the guy that couldn't even finish his frying his frog legs. But I thought most o that sheit was
    do you think they are loosing there edge or are they still better than iron chef>?

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts

    what the fuck is 'black chicken'?



    Looks like baby to me.

  • motown67motown67 4,513 Posts
    did anyone watch the season opener last night?

    what the fuck is 'black chicken'?



    jesus i'm scared

    I thought you were Chinese! Black Chicken is chicken that has been marinated with tea I think for hours to give it that color. Probably some Chinese herbs as well.

  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    That black chicken looked and sounded kinda gross. That Clay dude was a tool, how the hell did he make it on this show? That Hung dude is bout it. I think it will be a good season. The first two challenges were pretty difficult I think. Bourdain was straight ANGRY. "What is your major malfunction?!" haha that was great. Then the comeback about one of his books and Bourdain's reply, "You son of a bitch". Haha, good times.

    Oh, and Geoducks look really disgusting. I don't think I could eat that.

    oh, and that guy from NYC is not going to last. I think he may end up beating somebody's ass and getting aarrested.

  • black chicken is basically like regular chicken except that its skin and bones are black. it's also super tough unless you cook the shit out of it. lots of chinese people believe it has medicinal properties and that pregnant women should eat it - they use it a lot in soups.

    i used to work with lia. i am shamelessly into watching this show. it's weird that all the chefs are professionals this year and that many of them already own their own restaurants, etc. it will make for better food overall, but there's something awesome about watching people totally fuck up too

  • also: WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    also: WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION

    dude, JOEY FUCKIN PAULINO OVER HERE.

    Looks like it'll be a good season... Hung is good, I think I hate the way the girl from Brooklyn talks, and the dude who was all "DRAGON VERSUS SNAKE" was grueling me

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts

    I thought you were Chinese!

    nope!

    but i did a search on black chicken and couldn't find much. i did find this http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/09/060914153621.htm it's also called "black-boned silky fowl" looks terrifying, especially that death-claw hanging out over the pot.

    yeah i think having all these professional chefs will make it less fun. i kinda liked that belushi frattyish guy last season...mike? the one who sacrificed major items at the market so he could get his beer and stay within his budget. i was rooting for him even though his stuff wasn't that great.

    although i must say i really like the challenges from last nite. i think an exotic surf and turf is pretty smart and kinda fun. all those proteins looked like science fiction but the aftermath on a few looked delectable.

  • really they're mostly grueling, dude. why do so many motherfuckers in kitchens have mohawks. i swear they all have mohawks and recite wu-tang lyrics while whisking polenta. it's a fucking pox.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    recite wu-tang lyrics while whisking polenta

    great restaurant idea

  • i was thinking more interactive virtual reality helmet throwdown with bobby flay

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    what the fuck is 'black chicken'?









  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts

    Oh, and Geoducks look really disgusting. I don't think I could eat that.

    They don't serve it up whole, dude! Shit is like abalone. In fact, a lot of Chinese restaurants serve it up as faux abalone. It's chewy. Not my favorite shellfish but it's pretty edible and doesn't require a ton of finesse to get it right. Like many kinds of food, it looks worse before you start with it.

    And my wife is calling Tre as the eventual winner mostly because he's good AND congenial and she pointed out: the assholes never win the show because, in alienating other contestants, they don't elicit the best help in the finale.

    Regardless, this season is looking good so far. I can't believe the guy with the eels didn't think to unagi those suckers up. Deep fry? C'mon mang.


    BTW, have I never noticed Padma's scars before? Without belittling how she came about them, I like that she doesn't try to cover 'em up. She's such a better host than that S1 disaster.

    And hey - can we have Anthony Bourdain as the permanent judge? Even though giving away his books was

    Btw, am I the only one amazed that Rape Donkeys actually has a real world existence? In the cooking world, no less?

  • it's actually where i first heard the white album

  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    I know they don't serve them whole, but i don't really like shellfish to begin with, and i think that is the biggest shellfish there is. I was reading somewhere that those htings have an average life expectancy of 150 years and they can grow to be something like 6 feet long. Yikes.

    And yeah that's true about the assholes not winning, the last two seasons have sort of proved that the nicer guy in the kitchen at the end is victorious.

    And as far as Padma's scar, I was checking that out last night as well. Turns out it was from some nasty car accident when she was a child, and it used to be a more gnarly scar. Some designer wanted her to be a model because he liked the scar. She got the scar smoothed out and designer dude was like never mind so now she rocks her scar out because she feels confident about herself, or something. Anyway, that shit is distracting. Get that woman some sleeves! Nah I'm just messin', the scar don't bother me.


  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    In the cooking world, no less?

    It ain't quite writing books about hip-hop but it's a start

  • AserAser 2,351 Posts
    I didn't know there was a new season, I'll have to start dl'ing it.

    Black aka silken chicken is used quite often in Chinese cooking. Nothing strange about it really if you think about it, just a different skin tone. I'm not walking around town pointing out black people and saying "DUDE YOU'RE STRANGE!". I kid.

    It's easily found in most asian supermarkets.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silkie

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    In the cooking world, no less?

    It ain't quite writing books about hip-hop but it's a start

    Sayin. I'd find the cooking world a whole more interesting in comparison.

    That said, speaking of books on hip-hop, Brian Coleman's "Check the Technique" = pretty awesome.

    But back to cooking...

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts

    BTW, have I never noticed Padma's scars before? Without belittling how she came about them, I like that she doesn't try to cover 'em up. She's such a better host than that S1 disaster.

    yeah that first host was robotic. did you know padma is married to salman rushdie? file under that rick ocasik/paulina & salma/richguy category

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    really they're mostly grueling, dude. why do so many motherfuckers in kitchens have mohawks. i swear they all have mohawks and recite wu-tang lyrics while whisking polenta. it's a fucking pox.

    I'm not at mad at homegirl's mohawk but dude who's rocking one needs to just let it go and shave it off. It's truly

  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    They describe it on the show as being extremely tough and hard to prepare quickly. That's why it seems kinda gross (not because it has a different skin color). It didn't help that the chick left the claw on as part of the dish! One of the judges said something about "be happy you didn't get the beak!", heh.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    In the cooking world, no less?

    It ain't quite writing books about hip-hop but it's a start

    Sayin. I'd find the cooking world a whole more interesting in comparison.

    That said, speaking of books on hip-hop, Brian Coleman's "Check the Technique" = pretty awesome.

    But back to cooking...

    Beets,Limes,& Rice.

  • what the fuck is 'black chicken'?


  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts

    BTW, have I never noticed Padma's scars before? Without belittling how she came about them, I like that she doesn't try to cover 'em up. She's such a better host than that S1 disaster.

    yeah that first host was robotic. did you know padma is married to salman rushdie? file under that rick ocasik/paulina & salma/richguy category

    And I did not know this, but apparently she had a show on Food Network a while back ,so she actually has some type of culinary experience. She even wrote a cookbook for models, haha.

  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    In the cooking world, no less?

    It ain't quite writing books about hip-hop but it's a start

    Sayin. I'd find the cooking world a whole more interesting in comparison.

    That said, speaking of books on hip-hop, Brian Coleman's "Check the Technique" = pretty awesome.

    But back to cooking...

    Beets,Limes,& Rice.


  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts

    BTW, have I never noticed Padma's scars before? Without belittling how she came about them, I like that she doesn't try to cover 'em up. She's such a better host than that S1 disaster.

    yeah that first host was robotic. did you know padma is married to salman rushdie? file under that rick ocasik/paulina & salma/richguy category

    And I did not know this, but apparently she had a show on Food Network a while back ,so she actually has some type of culinary experience. She even wrote a cookbook for models, haha.

    Yeah, she has more experience in the cooking world and just is a friendly personality, for certain. And yeah, Salman Rushie + her = unlikely but then again, dude has been married four times.

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    Nothing strange about it really if you think about it, just a different skin tone.

    don't you dare bring race into this! i just thought it was on par with eating a magenta rib eye steak or something. plus the way they decribed the meat of the chicken as really tough did make it seem unappetizing

    anyway these things are pretty cute alive and with death-claw out of sight





    they're like little dog birds! i want one as a pet

  • motown67motown67 4,513 Posts


    And yeah that's true about the assholes not winning, the last two seasons have sort of proved that the nicer guy in the kitchen at the end is victorious.

    Yeah, but am I the only one that the Spanish chef that won Season 2 was a little weasel? He would work up one chef against someone else ("yeah, he turned off your burner, I saw it" type shit), and then when they went in front of the judges and it was brought up, he wouldn't say anything.

  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    Not only that, but if you saw the season one vs. season 2 special, he bombed worse than anybody. And he had a fucking mohawk with a city skyline shaved into the side of his head. But yeah he was kind of a little bitch. So was that Marcel dude though.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Nothing strange about it really if you think about it, just a different skin tone.

    don't you dare bring race into this!

    You sound non-Chinese.



    But yo, speaking of "your" people - not one, but two in the competition.
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