What is more little dude?

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  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    motherfuckers take this website so cotdamn sizzurisly.

    ass-hurt up in this e-hizzle.

    [sacrasm/] or

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    i don't take shit on here seriously
    it's just that you never post anything worth reading so it would be greatly appreciated if you never posted again
    thank you

  • mojoworkinmojoworkin 283 Posts
    Oh snapple, dawg.

    You're just mad that the best part about your day is posting on the internet whilst shit is falling out of your ass.

    I know, playboy, Hawaii is not really the hip-hop mecca, but I can't help where you live, and I can't help you deal with it. Change comes from within, but I would be happy to be your life coach or something.

    P.S. You have 3732 posts, but all I remember is where you live, and about that crazy lady who fell asleep in the coffee shop where you work.

    I have nothing to say?

  • NOW WE GOT ANOTHER BEEF UP IN THIS POST. ISLAND MAN VS. HIP HOP LANGUAGE. YOU FUCKERS MUST BE JOKING IF YOU ACTUALLY THINK THIS THREAD IS SERIOUS. THIS IS LIKE A TOTAL JOKE MAN. ITS ALL GIGGLES OVER HERE BOSS. YOU TOO JACOB. EVERYONE KNOWS I RESPECT REAL HIP HOP MUSIC I JUST LIKE TO JOKE ABOUT BREAK COLLECTORS.

    BY THE WAY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW YOU MAKE $33 AN HOUR IS LIKE BRAGING ABOUT DRIVING A HONDA ACCORD.

    NO PDIDDYS UP IN THIS SHIT.

  • You're just mad that the best part about your day is posting on the internet whilst shit is falling out of your ass.

    CLASSIC.

  • JacobWizzleJacobWizzle 1,003 Posts
    the sample bible

    [TheMack]I NEED THIS![/TheMack]

    This thread sucks. JacobWizzle is acting like he is the sole defender of hip-hop.

    Soon he'll be talking about Project Blowed and how he was 'passed a lyrical blunt'

    Also, this thread needs more 'dump Danno3000 as moderator'!

    Who are you son? The Mack will eat your food.

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    Hey gang....what's up?

    I would post more but I been out busting real world moves....y'know, firing hoes and pimpin' gats, etc.

    So how's by you guys and gal(s)?

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    gettin' my Ike Quebec on, Chr*s.

    When you gonna update that blog?

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    "rainbow connection warriors"

    better or worse than "becky rap"

    Just askin'

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    "rainbow connection warriors"

    better or worse than "becky rap"

    Just askin'



    ------ DON'T TET ------


  • JacobWizzleJacobWizzle 1,003 Posts
    "rainbow connection warriors"

    better or worse than "becky rap"

    Just askin'


    I like "rainbow connection warriors". Somebody also suggested "glorified garbage collectors" but I thought that was harsh.

  • mojoworkinmojoworkin 283 Posts
    JacobWizzle MyNizzle FoShizzle

  • JacobWizzleJacobWizzle 1,003 Posts
    JacobWizzle MyNizzle FoShizzle

    Are you a rocabilly guy that dresses like a greaser? You seem too cool for school. Do you rap, I would love to produce your next album. You have a future.

  • mojoworkinmojoworkin 283 Posts
    JacobWizzle MyNizzle FoShizzle

    Are you a rocabilly guy that dresses like a greaser? You seem too cool for school. Do you rap, I would love to produce your next album. You have a future.

    Do I rap? Of course!

    Lemme freestyle for ya:

    A one, a two, a three to the four
    JacobWizzle's momma's a cum-dumpster
    I knock that bitch to the floor

    Trick said she paid me what she made that day
    I knocked her bi-cuspids out and sent her on her way

    JacobWizzle wants us all to know just how down he is
    Producing rap tracks by Bobby Fischer a.k.a the chess wiz

    What he don't know is real niggaz don't front
    His momma wanted a cheap abortion so I kicked her in her cunt

    He ridez with chrome spinnaz, and his set is Blood red
    Too bad the internet wanksta's whiter than Wonder bread

    Iced out grill, tatted-up and hella mean
    His rhymes are as dangerous as a lacotose intolerant licking ice cream

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    can't somebody ban this eyesore already?


    Oh, and let me quote this shit so he can't edit it
    after getting called out as a dickhead toolbox:

    Lemme freestyle for ya:

    A one, a two, a three to the four
    JacobWizzle's momma's a cum-dumpster
    I knock that bitch to the floor

    Bitch said she paid me what she made that day
    I knocked her bi-cuspids out and sent her on her way

    JacobWizzle wants us all to know just how down he is
    Producing rap tracks by Bobby Fischer a.k.a the chess wiz

    What he don't know is real niggaz don't front
    His momma wanted a cheap abortion so I kicked her in her cunt

    He ridez with chrome spinnaz, and his set is Blood red
    Too bad the internet wanksta's whiter than Wonder bread

    Iced out grill, tatted-up and hella mean
    His rhymes are as dangerous as a lacotose intolerant licking ice cream

  • mojoworkinmojoworkin 283 Posts
    If I think of extra verses, do you promise to edit your quotation of my rhymes to reflect the new beatz?

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    gettin' my Ike Quebec on, Chr*s.

    When you gonna update that blog?

    Dude...I have been on a blog vacation...hopefully coming back soon. I have been enjoying so many other blogs I have lost the will to express myself.

    Well, beyond pimpin' hoes and firing gats and shit. that goes without sayin' when you are as drenched in the streets as me.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts


    "On the Internet I can be the
    obnoxious douche bag that the threat
    of physical violence keeps me from
    being in real life!"[/b]

  • mojoworkinmojoworkin 283 Posts
    I ain't 'fraid of no ghost!

    Seriously though like Comic Book Guy, I'm a 300 pound obese male.

    If the going gets rough, I can just sit on my foes!










































  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    JacobWizzle MyNizzle FoShizzle

    Are you a rocabilly guy that dresses like a greaser? You seem too cool for school. Do you rap, I would love to produce your next album. You have a future.

    Do I rap? Of course!

    Lemme freestyle for ya:

    A one, a two, a three to the four
    JacobWizzle's momma's a cum-dumpster
    I knock that bitch to the floor

    Trick said she paid me what she made that day
    I knocked her bi-cuspids out and sent her on her way

    JacobWizzle wants us all to know just how down he is
    Producing rap tracks by Bobby Fischer a.k.a the chess wiz

    What he don't know is real niggaz don't front
    His momma wanted a cheap abortion so I kicked her in her cunt

    He ridez with chrome spinnaz, and his set is Blood red
    Too bad the internet wanksta's whiter than Wonder bread

    Iced out grill, tatted-up and hella mean
    His rhymes are as dangerous as a lacotose intolerant licking ice cream

    You're fucking trippin.

  • JacobWizzleJacobWizzle 1,003 Posts


    You're a scrub. Go back to your shit life.

  • AaronAaron 977 Posts
    Gotta take a little time
    A little time to think things over
    Better read between the lines
    In case I need it when I???m older
    Ooh yeah
    This mountain I must climb
    Is like the the world upon my shoulders
    Through the clouds I see love shines
    It keeps me warm as life grows colder

    [refrain]
    In my life
    There???s been heartache and pain
    I don???t know if I can face it again
    Can???t stop now I???ve traveled so far
    To change this lonely life

    [chorus]
    I wanna know what love is
    I want you to show me
    I wanna feel what love is
    I know you can show me yeah

    Gonna take a little time
    A little time to look around me
    Got nowhere left to hide
    Looks like love has finally found me

    [repeat refrain and chorus]

    Lord help me to be strong
    On this road I travel on
    When I???m lost and lonely find me
    My journey???s just begun
    And I???m not the only one
    Cause I wanna know
    I wanna know???
    I wanna know???

  • mojoworkinmojoworkin 283 Posts
    PM from 'JacobWizzle':

    "Keep talking about my mom

    From: JacobWizzle

    and I will fly to Toronto and beat your fucking ass. I have lots of friends there as well. I can make a digging trip out of it. Don't think I can't find out who you are."

    My response (which I've edited from here), basically indicated that a face-to-face would not end well for him.

    If there's one think I can't stand it's posturing and tough-guy shit on the internet.

    By all means come to Toronto if our internet beef has overcome your emotions and you think you can take down a 6'5 300 lb. dude, but DO IT don't just talk about it.

    Fuck, I'll even pick you up at the airport.




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    No offense to Roger and Moss (who i belive are your contacts), but mojo is a big dude (and not fat like he claims)...and I don't think they'd appreciate the link. don't know why he's tunred into an internet schizo....maybe he's strung-out froma biker party.

    K.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    To say that this thread has exceeded all expectations I had for it would be an understatement.

    And what the hell in a "scrub" - is this some sort of newfangled hip hop lingo?

  • mojoworkinmojoworkin 283 Posts
    Just clowning all night K., as I am really fucking putting off listing records.

    Remember how I hate listing on eBay? I'd rather dick around on here until it's time for bed.

    I WILL call you tomorrow, dude. I hid two LP's at Discovery this afternoon as I forgot my wallet at home - so I will be in the area. Nothing before 3pm though, I can tell you that now, so don't wait around all day on my account! I gotta call and see if I can't meet up with Danno tomorrow too.

    Probably bewtween 3-5 pm. Will call first.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    This thread rules.

    Mojoworkin it.

    fun for days.

    happy happy joy joy.

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    hcrink has not heard the hits from TLC?

    I would also like to take this moment to say that in the 1993 edition of the Scrabble Dictionary??? "mojo" is not considered a word.

  • vajdaijvajdaij 447 Posts
    threads like this keep me coming back.

  • mojoworkinmojoworkin 283 Posts
    This thread rules.

    Mojoworkin it.

    fun for days.

    happy happy joy joy.

    Eh, I don't know why I get involved with these threads.

    No one is a winner, and I'm no better than JacobWizzle for puffing up my own chest on a keyboard.

    At least I can say that I've laughed more tonight than I have all weekend.

    People can contact me if they want to scuffle with someone, but that's kinda boring too.

    Requisite record-related content: I'm REALLY digging Muse releases from the early 1970s! Teddy Edwards, Anthony Davis, Sonny Stitt....that label put out some bad shit!
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