i don't take shit on here seriously it's just that you never post anything worth reading so it would be greatly appreciated if you never posted again thank you
You're just mad that the best part about your day is posting on the internet whilst shit is falling out of your ass.
I know, playboy, Hawaii is not really the hip-hop mecca, but I can't help where you live, and I can't help you deal with it. Change comes from within, but I would be happy to be your life coach or something.
P.S. You have 3732 posts, but all I remember is where you live, and about that crazy lady who fell asleep in the coffee shop where you work.
NOW WE GOT ANOTHER BEEF UP IN THIS POST. ISLAND MAN VS. HIP HOP LANGUAGE. YOU FUCKERS MUST BE JOKING IF YOU ACTUALLY THINK THIS THREAD IS SERIOUS. THIS IS LIKE A TOTAL JOKE MAN. ITS ALL GIGGLES OVER HERE BOSS. YOU TOO JACOB. EVERYONE KNOWS I RESPECT REAL HIP HOP MUSIC I JUST LIKE TO JOKE ABOUT BREAK COLLECTORS.
BY THE WAY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW YOU MAKE $33 AN HOUR IS LIKE BRAGING ABOUT DRIVING A HONDA ACCORD.
Are you a rocabilly guy that dresses like a greaser? You seem too cool for school. Do you rap, I would love to produce your next album. You have a future.
Are you a rocabilly guy that dresses like a greaser? You seem too cool for school. Do you rap, I would love to produce your next album. You have a future.
Do I rap? Of course!
Lemme freestyle for ya:
A one, a two, a three to the four JacobWizzle's momma's a cum-dumpster I knock that bitch to the floor
Trick said she paid me what she made that day I knocked her bi-cuspids out and sent her on her way
JacobWizzle wants us all to know just how down he is Producing rap tracks by Bobby Fischer a.k.a the chess wiz
What he don't know is real niggaz don't front His momma wanted a cheap abortion so I kicked her in her cunt
He ridez with chrome spinnaz, and his set is Blood red Too bad the internet wanksta's whiter than Wonder bread
Iced out grill, tatted-up and hella mean His rhymes are as dangerous as a lacotose intolerant licking ice cream
Are you a rocabilly guy that dresses like a greaser? You seem too cool for school. Do you rap, I would love to produce your next album. You have a future.
Do I rap? Of course!
Lemme freestyle for ya:
A one, a two, a three to the four JacobWizzle's momma's a cum-dumpster I knock that bitch to the floor
Trick said she paid me what she made that day I knocked her bi-cuspids out and sent her on her way
JacobWizzle wants us all to know just how down he is Producing rap tracks by Bobby Fischer a.k.a the chess wiz
What he don't know is real niggaz don't front His momma wanted a cheap abortion so I kicked her in her cunt
He ridez with chrome spinnaz, and his set is Blood red Too bad the internet wanksta's whiter than Wonder bread
Iced out grill, tatted-up and hella mean His rhymes are as dangerous as a lacotose intolerant licking ice cream
Gotta take a little time A little time to think things over Better read between the lines In case I need it when I???m older Ooh yeah This mountain I must climb Is like the the world upon my shoulders Through the clouds I see love shines It keeps me warm as life grows colder
[refrain] In my life There???s been heartache and pain I don???t know if I can face it again Can???t stop now I???ve traveled so far To change this lonely life
[chorus] I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me yeah
Gonna take a little time A little time to look around me Got nowhere left to hide Looks like love has finally found me
[repeat refrain and chorus]
Lord help me to be strong On this road I travel on When I???m lost and lonely find me My journey???s just begun And I???m not the only one Cause I wanna know I wanna know??? I wanna know???
and I will fly to Toronto and beat your fucking ass. I have lots of friends there as well. I can make a digging trip out of it. Don't think I can't find out who you are."
My response (which I've edited from here), basically indicated that a face-to-face would not end well for him.
If there's one think I can't stand it's posturing and tough-guy shit on the internet.
By all means come to Toronto if our internet beef has overcome your emotions and you think you can take down a 6'5 300 lb. dude, but DO IT don't just talk about it.
No offense to Roger and Moss (who i belive are your contacts), but mojo is a big dude (and not fat like he claims)...and I don't think they'd appreciate the link. don't know why he's tunred into an internet schizo....maybe he's strung-out froma biker party.
Just clowning all night K., as I am really fucking putting off listing records.
Remember how I hate listing on eBay? I'd rather dick around on here until it's time for bed.
I WILL call you tomorrow, dude. I hid two LP's at Discovery this afternoon as I forgot my wallet at home - so I will be in the area. Nothing before 3pm though, I can tell you that now, so don't wait around all day on my account! I gotta call and see if I can't meet up with Danno tomorrow too.
Eh, I don't know why I get involved with these threads.
No one is a winner, and I'm no better than JacobWizzle for puffing up my own chest on a keyboard.
At least I can say that I've laughed more tonight than I have all weekend.
People can contact me if they want to scuffle with someone, but that's kinda boring too.
Requisite record-related content: I'm REALLY digging Muse releases from the early 1970s! Teddy Edwards, Anthony Davis, Sonny Stitt....that label put out some bad shit!
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it's just that you never post anything worth reading so it would be greatly appreciated if you never posted again
thank you
You're just mad that the best part about your day is posting on the internet whilst shit is falling out of your ass.
I know, playboy, Hawaii is not really the hip-hop mecca, but I can't help where you live, and I can't help you deal with it. Change comes from within, but I would be happy to be your life coach or something.
P.S. You have 3732 posts, but all I remember is where you live, and about that crazy lady who fell asleep in the coffee shop where you work.
I have nothing to say?
BY THE WAY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW YOU MAKE $33 AN HOUR IS LIKE BRAGING ABOUT DRIVING A HONDA ACCORD.
NO PDIDDYS UP IN THIS SHIT.
CLASSIC.
Who are you son? The Mack will eat your food.
I would post more but I been out busting real world moves....y'know, firing hoes and pimpin' gats, etc.
So how's by you guys and gal(s)?
When you gonna update that blog?
better or worse than "becky rap"
Just askin'
------ DON'T TET ------
I like "rainbow connection warriors". Somebody also suggested "glorified garbage collectors" but I thought that was harsh.
Are you a rocabilly guy that dresses like a greaser? You seem too cool for school. Do you rap, I would love to produce your next album. You have a future.
Do I rap? Of course!
Lemme freestyle for ya:
A one, a two, a three to the four
JacobWizzle's momma's a cum-dumpster
I knock that bitch to the floor
Trick said she paid me what she made that day
I knocked her bi-cuspids out and sent her on her way
JacobWizzle wants us all to know just how down he is
Producing rap tracks by Bobby Fischer a.k.a the chess wiz
What he don't know is real niggaz don't front
His momma wanted a cheap abortion so I kicked her in her cunt
He ridez with chrome spinnaz, and his set is Blood red
Too bad the internet wanksta's whiter than Wonder bread
Iced out grill, tatted-up and hella mean
His rhymes are as dangerous as a lacotose intolerant licking ice cream
Oh, and let me quote this shit so he can't edit it
after getting called out as a dickhead toolbox:
Dude...I have been on a blog vacation...hopefully coming back soon. I have been enjoying so many other blogs I have lost the will to express myself.
Well, beyond pimpin' hoes and firing gats and shit. that goes without sayin' when you are as drenched in the streets as me.
"On the Internet I can be the
obnoxious douche bag that the threat
of physical violence keeps me from
being in real life!"[/b]
Seriously though like Comic Book Guy, I'm a 300 pound obese male.
If the going gets rough, I can just sit on my foes!
You're fucking trippin.
You're a scrub. Go back to your shit life.
A little time to think things over
Better read between the lines
In case I need it when I???m older
Ooh yeah
This mountain I must climb
Is like the the world upon my shoulders
Through the clouds I see love shines
It keeps me warm as life grows colder
[refrain]
In my life
There???s been heartache and pain
I don???t know if I can face it again
Can???t stop now I???ve traveled so far
To change this lonely life
[chorus]
I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me yeah
Gonna take a little time
A little time to look around me
Got nowhere left to hide
Looks like love has finally found me
[repeat refrain and chorus]
Lord help me to be strong
On this road I travel on
When I???m lost and lonely find me
My journey???s just begun
And I???m not the only one
Cause I wanna know
I wanna know???
I wanna know???
"Keep talking about my mom
From: JacobWizzle
and I will fly to Toronto and beat your fucking ass. I have lots of friends there as well. I can make a digging trip out of it. Don't think I can't find out who you are."
My response (which I've edited from here), basically indicated that a face-to-face would not end well for him.
If there's one think I can't stand it's posturing and tough-guy shit on the internet.
By all means come to Toronto if our internet beef has overcome your emotions and you think you can take down a 6'5 300 lb. dude, but DO IT don't just talk about it.
Fuck, I'll even pick you up at the airport.
K.
And what the hell in a "scrub" - is this some sort of newfangled hip hop lingo?
Remember how I hate listing on eBay? I'd rather dick around on here until it's time for bed.
I WILL call you tomorrow, dude. I hid two LP's at Discovery this afternoon as I forgot my wallet at home - so I will be in the area. Nothing before 3pm though, I can tell you that now, so don't wait around all day on my account! I gotta call and see if I can't meet up with Danno tomorrow too.
Probably bewtween 3-5 pm. Will call first.
Mojoworkin it.
fun for days.
happy happy joy joy.
I would also like to take this moment to say that in the 1993 edition of the Scrabble Dictionary??? "mojo" is not considered a word.
Eh, I don't know why I get involved with these threads.
No one is a winner, and I'm no better than JacobWizzle for puffing up my own chest on a keyboard.
At least I can say that I've laughed more tonight than I have all weekend.
People can contact me if they want to scuffle with someone, but that's kinda boring too.
Requisite record-related content: I'm REALLY digging Muse releases from the early 1970s! Teddy Edwards, Anthony Davis, Sonny Stitt....that label put out some bad shit!