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STRUTTER ACTION FIGURES

99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts
edited February 2006 in Strut Central
I'm about to release a limited edition run of Strutters Action Figures.
Who's the first in the series and what type of actions / accessories will they have?
Let's hear some suggestions.Cosmo action figure complete with crate and removable records.
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  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    JP w/ record shop.
  • GropeGrope 2,970 Posts
    can i have laser eyes and a hatt? how about a secret limited edition true black man funky soul figure?
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    OK, I'll make public some details:

    First Strutter to hit the stores will be a limited edition Guzzo. Will come with five, that's right, five modern soul cover guy outfits and hot rod car to make your own cover scenes.
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts
    OK, I'll make public some details:

    First Strutter to hit the stores will be a limited edition Guzzo. Will come with five, that's right, five modern soul cover guy outfits and hot rod car to make your own cover scenes.

    How about swivel action so he can knock over mic stands?
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts






    What record is that?????
  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    dj prestige with extendable beard
    taco bell uniform, argyle reversable sweater, machine gun
    faux rillz with removable scarf and hatt and stunna shades
    colour changing guzzo with moder glitz suit
    dizzy bull with karaoke mic and lounge robe
    baptman cat with removable shades and clock

    kuffi and backpack, sayer hair extra add ons
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    lol...this is good.

    i'd like to be wearing my beloved denim one-piece (in my present-day size though)
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts
    The soufriere action figure comes with a bike...

    Bizzo action figure comes with a snowboard, etc.

    Reynaldo action figure comes with a mastercard and polo gear.
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts


    What record is that?????

    O'Donell Levy I think... the cover's the only good thing about it.
  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    limited edition

    nzshadow with triple strap-on and dangling jizz mop
    freakytracy with cell phone and whig
    reynaldo with latin lp and wad of cash
    JLR with car wrench and elvis suit
    Danno 3000 with portable and Jesus over the shoulder
    K-fed with mpc and interchangeable cornrows
    Biz with briefcase
  • Strider79itStrider79it 1,176 Posts


    What record is that?????

    O'Donell Levy I think... the cover's the only good thing about it.

    Hatter ! the title track is not that bad
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts

    dizzy bull with karaoke mic and lounge robe


    Excellent.
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts

    AP w/twiddle stick and yoga mat!
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    just like Barbie has a house, first 200 Dakar Action Figures will come with his own thrifstore full of mini-raers.
  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts

    AP w/twiddle stick and yoga mat!

    private press boner extension
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts

    AP w/twiddle stick and yoga mat!

    private press boner extension

    Also a roll of toiler paper would be appropriate.
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts



    freakytracy with cell phone and whig
    reynaldo with latin lp and wad of cash

    Danno 3000 with portable and Jesus over the shoulder

    Biz with briefcase
    Yo!!
  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    missbassie complete with question-mark-riddler-esque costume and blurred face
    Dee Rock with 5 extremely attractive women figures
  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    sabadabadoo with oversized mouth and gunshot wounds


    ohhh! thats low
  • hammertimehammertime 2,389 Posts
    marcofunk






    also ???
  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    bellcity in full captain avatar garb, comes complete with big booty girls as accessories
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    marcofunk




    Is that the Ghost of Anakin Skywalker?
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts


    Who's this........
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    bellcity in full captain avatar garb, comes complete with big booty girls as accessories




    Magic Jackson's action figure would be a dude with a Boddington's.
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Mylatency doll should just be a cup of coffee and magazine cutouts of Lindsey Lohan and Lisa Loeb
  • the3rdstreamthe3rdstream 1,980 Posts
    the_mack w/ action eye, gun, burrito also comes with taco bell, green carpet play set
    pull string on back to say... "do you want something to drink with that" "that record sucks" "poke her out" "yo wheres my eye?"

    reynaldo w/ moms action credit card, and flip flops, comes with scion action car that converts to timeout room
    pull string on back to say... "you are poor ha ha ha" "no I am not the guy from Return of the Jedi" "poke him out"

    hcrink w/ action meds and beer, comes with "pleasure dome" play set and lube
    pull string to say... "i dont live with my mom anymore" "just cause i like animals riding other animals doesnt mean..."
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    they already made one for canonical...
    it says "don't fuck with my records!" and "welcome to alberta, beeotch!"
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts
    the_mack w/ action eye, gun, burrito also comes with taco bell, green carpet play set
    pull string on back to say... "do you want something to drink with that" "that record sucks" "poke her out" "yo wheres my eye?"

    reynaldo w/ moms action credit card, and flip flops, comes with scion action car that converts to timeout room
    pull string on back to say... "you are poor ha ha ha" "no I am not the guy from Return of the Jedi" "poke him out"

    hcrink w/ action meds and beer, comes with "pleasure dome" play set and lube
    pull string to say... "i dont live with my mom anymore" "just cause i like animals riding other animals doesnt mean..."

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Magic Jackson's action figure would be a dude with a Boddington's.
    why the crazy face? i've got no problem with that. mine should come with pick up lines and some zithromax.
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    Magic Jackson's action figure would be a dude with a Boddington's.
    why the crazy face? i've got no problem with that. mine should come with pick up lines and some zithromax.
    That's a crazy face?? Didn't know that. The face just looks funny to me.

    What the hell is zithromax?
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