Well, I let off this loud, 808-bass sounding blast
"fart in my face, bitch" and you know what, she turned around and... and she, she just did it..." I could tell how torn he was between feeling pleased by his girls submissiveness and by honest disgust.
You know you've hit the jackpot when your wife/husband/sig other gets mad at you for the fart. Not play mad - like "oh you!" but like, really f*cking tight with you because you just made at least one room of your happy home uninhabitable.
This is a great thread that should be carried on indefinitely.
Now, I thought I could play it off because I was in a crowd, but next thing I know I was standing completely alone in a hot cloud of what can only be described as fried diarrhea... and up walks my man to introduce me to his supermodel girlfriend. We talked for a few minutes and the smell just hung there like it had it's arm around me. You should have seen the look on that dimes face. That was an uncomfortable conversation.