... high school drama lip sync, Hammer, KRUMPING?

come on ...

actually planning to watch the VMA last night. then keeping it on after that bloated diddy televangelist shit. then even keeping it on after that hammer shit. i think i lost my mind shortly thereafter.

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eat a hammer toe, bnitch!

eat a hammer toe, bnitch!


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Sex Machine track


Thankful n Thoughtful track

MASE = MC Hammer of Harlem

... in the world can the Hammer be underneath me?

his pants were untouchable. not much more I can say


Oh how I wish I could find the pic of me in my black & white polka dot Hammer pants.

I was killin' 'em with my "typewriter" BITD.

Herm

... /video, too. Which reminds me, Hammer dancing with The Ghost Of ...

... . I have mad appreciation for Hammer. I started picking up his ...

... . I have mad appreciation for Hammer. I started picking up his ... , you can't touch MC Hammer (sorry )

... Out" is kinda the jam. "Hammer, you ain't hittin' in ...

... Out" is kinda the jam. "Hammer, you ain't hittin' in ...

4th grade, I was all about MC Hammer.

I had the tape, I had the doll.

Hammer was the shit.

All that Funky Headhunter stuff didn't help him any though.

But Please Hamemr Don't Hurt 'Em and prior were good.

... Out" is kinda the jam. "Hammer, you ain't hittin' in ...

... Out" is kinda the jam. "Hammer, you ain't hittin' in ...

... we have a lot of Hammer fans/apologists up in here ... ....


Hammer always sucked, as an MC ...

... black & white polka dot Hammer pants.

I was ...

BUT he was the pioneer for this hip-hop entertainer shit. Definitely paved the way for Diddy (good or bad thing). Stage skills, dancing was all very very top notch. And of course repping Oakland hella hoooaaarrd.
Not everything is about sitting ...

... day I never got into Hammer in anyway. But I always ... thought the most important thing Hammer (Or any other big selling ... all down the tubes. Props Hammer!

Side note: He ...

If anything, hammer was like a martyr. He caught hell back then for shit that people are celebrated for now. oh well.

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And when "Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em" was ...

... window. No interview now, Hammer said, but after his speech ... />

During his speech, Hammer was telling his uplifting rags ... . It was so hilarious. Hammer clearly was taken aback, I ...


My favorite Hammer hit: "2 Legit to Quit."

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And when "Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em" was ...

... /crowds/whatever. Nobody expected MC Hammer to be like Guru/Gangstarr ...

... , in the time period that Hammer's records came out, there ...

... ...



[MC Hammer]
Kickin on the ave ...




Hammer was HARD[/b] :P

... , in the time period that Hammer's records came out, there ... I'm saying. In retrospect Hammer paved the way for a ... Get It Started and Plaese Hammer...

... I'm saying. In retrospect Hammer paved the way for a ... Get It Started and Plaese Hammer... did someone claim he had ...

... I'm saying. In retrospect Hammer paved the way for a ... Get It Started and Plaese Hammer... did someone claim he had ... parachute pants, I turned to Hammer.