list your suspect behavior
djdaze
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I was just doing something suspect and it got me to thinking...I wonder how many other dudes do this?so have at it. get it off your chest, list your 
behavior.here's a couple of mine???Pluck my eyebrows (what I was doing earlier)...I like to look clean...not down with any type of unibrow, even if it is just a few stray hairs.???shave my legs...I got some big ole tattoos on my legs and like keeping them nice looking. Fuzzy tattoos is 
behavior.here's a couple of mine???Pluck my eyebrows (what I was doing earlier)...I like to look clean...not down with any type of unibrow, even if it is just a few stray hairs.???shave my legs...I got some big ole tattoos on my legs and like keeping them nice looking. Fuzzy tattoos is
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walk around the house naked late at night when everyone is sleeping (it's hot as a mufuckah in my house)
i think you win with your two though
If it's to eliminate a unibrow - not suspect.
Any type of leg shaving is suspect.
I pick my nose a lot, but I don't think that's really suspect... exactly.
It all depends on what you do with it.
Picking without a tissue or napkin on hand is
Awesome.
I just wrote a long rant about hip hop. Hoping someone will learn something. Knowing good and well that people don't give a shit what I have to say.
- spidey
Oh and I post on Soulstrut
well not a unibrow per se...just a few hairs but i keep it clean.
and yeah I already get shit about the leg shaving from my friends. I don't care, my tats look nice.
word up.
You did forget to mention your affinity for fisting.
no fisting pics, please
Some past and present below:
cleaning fingernails with paperclip.
using gf's deodorant.
when dont have cigs, pulling out tobacoo from old cigs and rolling fresh ones.
pinching lil bits of herb from friends.
swiping quarters from friends.
using gf's razor.
taking fingerfulls of food from friends' fridges.
using apparati to turn off lights, change channels, and rub gfs arm.
Well if we're getting into occasional:
use gf's deodorant
use gf's tampon (for nose)
got empty popcorn tub out garbage at movies, refilled for free
got candy out the dumpster at the grocery store
stripped tobacco from old butts, smoked in pipe
got porn out of recycling dumpster
made midget buy me cigarettes
knocked over old lady's trash
temporary thought of boning imbalanced girl, made self sick, donated condom to friend with poorer taste/morals
pissed on the bus
pissed on the bus seats... the shuttle bus with nice plush seats
smoked opium. or was it rabbit shit. who knows
made girlfriend let me bone her on nasty couch in the nasty basement with dog shit everywhere
hung out with crackwhore lesbians
goaded kid to throw a pen out of a bus window, which stuck in a passing motorists' eyeball
I dunno, there's probably other mildly entertaining shit i can't remember.
come on.
Bite off nail to pick (hollow) tooth with. Then drop nail behind couch.
***not my current girlfriend
haha I like that song too...mostly the beat...those swedish producer dudes killed it on that track, so many little things that made me wish I thought of it first.
Are you in an indie-rawk band? You need to be. Then you can give up on the deodorant as well. You cheap-ass cunt!
a really really really really bad look. i mean, really fucking not cool. check yourself, dude.
I own a pair of Healys
I play frisbee golf sometimes
Michael Franks never gets old to me
I used to fart on my brothers pillow. Extensively
I don't like to watch sports
I like a small variety of Italo Disco
I would try eating people. (If I was somewhere where it's socialy acceptable, like a party)
mandrew, in the future, please try to refrain from...
1. going to a depressing karaoke bar in culver city by yourself on a friday night. the obese woman doing a monotone version of "paul revere" will not make you feel better about yourself.
2. shitting in clubs
3. going back to mom's crib at 3 in the morning to eat her leftover slabs of lamb in the fridge
5. being too lazy to do anything but sleep under a tree in a park
6. pickin' boogers in a stranger's bed