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Jimster

Jimster

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  • TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

    JimsterJimster
    Once again props to the one @Ocka 

    SINGLE POINT.
    DuderonomyOcka

  • Can anyone explain Nardwuar the Human Serviette?

    JimsterJimster
    A friend of mine went to Svalbard for the Northern Lights.  There are signs around warning you about Polar Bear activity and I believe rifles are compulsory for venturing outside in certain areas.

    "Svalbard is the size of the whole of the U.K. And southern Irland and has a human population of 2000 and 4000+ polar bears.
    It's illegal to go past this sign (leaving the town of longyearbyen), without a firearm, Hence the gun. Not to be used to shoot the bear unless it's absolutely life threatening as they take a polar bears death as seriously as a murder.
    In any case they warned me that if I did shoot a polar bear, there is a massive chance I'd just make it more angry, and since they can run over 28mph and weight similar to a horse...."



    I do hope the bear was not killed as a result.  As they say, "That tiger didn't go crazy, it went tiger."

    b/w

    "<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
    <samsim> and got mauled
    <samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
    <samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
    <samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in."

    dizzybullDuderonomy

  • TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

    JimsterJimster
    DOR said:
    Damn. After the past few weeks, you would think management would hold up on dick moves for awhile. Most clubs seem to be doing alright. But then Tottenham just took it to another level.

    Everything is bottom line with Levy.

    Kane to the highest bidder.

    Going to Chelski or PSG.

    City won't pay £150M.

    DOR

  • HELP, can you identify this Soul ALBUM COVER from Movie Screenshot?

    JimsterJimster
    dizzybull said:
    Holy shit I just realized if you go Poobah records and buy this then you own a record from an Eddie Murphy movie.  I wonder if it is still there. 


    Fuck it I’m calling them to ask. 

    "And another thing...
    Longshot, I know...



    What do you know about belt buckles?"

    dizzybullbillbradley

  • The LA express belt buckle

    JimsterJimster
    I'd do the Train buckle, but not this one.  The train one because it reminds me of the Brian Auger covers.

    I can see G*ry sitting in a wicker Peacock chair, wearing a Heatwave jumper and rocking the buckle.  I would imagine some iconic jeans (Springsteen BITUSA?) or other trouserware to be in order.  Perhaps Mike Clark's shirt off the back of "Thrust".  Bootsy hat and Gene Simmons boots to complete the look.

    If he's leaving the club alone in that outfit, then I don't want to be in that club.
    dizzybullDuderonomy