Jimster

• Breakbeatraer - The Lost Soul Strut LP (2005)

  Jimster

  June 2021

  dj_cityboy said:

  ugh sorry for the bumps.... any links to download eh raers?
  
  ** also - soundcloud is a cesspool now, fuckin ads and they took away the download buttons...

  Yes it's a cesspool.
  
  It's better than mixcloud, who took away the backwards slider in the free version.
  
  Re: Downloads?  Try this : https://www.klickaud.co/

      
  

  

• Can anyone explain Nardwuar the Human Serviette?

  Jimster

  May 2021
  I feel for the fish AND the staffer who has to catch the specific fish indicated by the customer. 
  
  "Are you SURE that was my fish?  I dunno... no, they don't all look the same TO ME."
  
  Better to remove the whole "Transparency" process and leave the mystery of where fish comes from to the kitchen.
  
  I mean, taking the cow field out of the middle of every McDonalds was a stroke of genius.
  
  
  

  

• TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

  Jimster

  May 2021
  Once again props to the one @Ocka 
  
  SINGLE POINT.
  
  
  

  

• Can anyone explain Nardwuar the Human Serviette?

  Jimster

  May 2021
  A friend of mine went to Svalbard for the Northern Lights.  There are signs around warning you about Polar Bear activity and I believe rifles are compulsory for venturing outside in certain areas.
  
  "Svalbard is the size of the whole of the U.K. And southern Irland and has a human population of 2000 and 4000+ polar bears.

  It's illegal to go past this sign (leaving the town of longyearbyen), without a firearm, Hence the gun. Not to be used to shoot the bear unless it's absolutely life threatening as they take a polar bears death as seriously as a murder.

  In any case they warned me that if I did shoot a polar bear, there is a massive chance I'd just make it more angry, and since they can run over 28mph and weight similar to a horse...."
  
  
  

  
  I do hope the bear was not killed as a result.  As they say, "That tiger didn't go crazy, it went tiger."
  
  b/w
  
  "<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo

  <samsim> and got mauled

  <samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage

  <samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent

  <samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in."

  
  

  

• TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

  Jimster

  May 2021

  DOR said:

  Damn. After the past few weeks, you would think management would hold up on dick moves for awhile. Most clubs seem to be doing alright. But then Tottenham just took it to another level.

  Everything is bottom line with Levy.
  
  Kane to the highest bidder.
  
  Going to Chelski or PSG.
  
  City won't pay £150M.