Jimster

Jimster

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  • TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

    Was reading an excellent 2017 piece about how planning for this eventuality has already been teed up for years.

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-dies-london-bridge?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

    “The King’s life is moving peacefully towards its close,” was the final notice issued by George V’s doctor, Lord Dawson, at 9.30pm on the night of 20 January 1936. Not long afterwards, Dawson injected the king with 750mg of morphine and a gram of cocaine – enough to kill him twice over – in order to ease the monarch’s suffering, and to have him expire in time for the printing presses of the Times, which rolled at midnight."

    I want to see that offered on the NHS.
    ketanDuderonomy
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    ...A BREXIT BENEFIT?
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    Arsenal still (just) top!

    Who are you most sad to have lost Jimster; Sterling, Jesus, or Zinchenko?

    How’s Haaland working for Pep?

    Jesus.  One of them lads who can make something out of nothing.  Not at the peak Neymar or peak Messi level of course, but coming in from the wing with some flair moves, like a more reliable Raphina.  Never whinged when he didn't play, wasn't wasteful when his chances came.  Obvs with Haaland arriving, Jesus' clout was less.  I make that papal blessing action and wish man well.  I would have missed him even more if Bernardo wasn't staying because we'd be looking at dem yoot Cole Palmer and Foden to do those jobs all the time.  Mahrez is hot and cold.

    Zinky is a great addition too.  I think he can play well anywhere behind the front, apart from centre back because he's not massive.  He did a lot of jobs he wasn't qualified to do on paper and only got found out on the very biggest stages against specialists in their position.  Again, the lure of starting every week with Arteta knowing him, was fair enough.

    Sterling cost us games, stat.  Nothing personal - Good player, lethal at creating a chance, but not so lethal at finishing these chances lately.  Deffo failed to put the lid on the wasp jar too many times for me to forgive him.  Seems to be a confidence player, liked a whinge at LFC and City, so being back in Laahdan might work out better.  I bet he celebrates if he scores against City.  That kind of player.

    Duderonomy
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    The lesser-spotted @dukeofdelridge !  Previously believed extinct after the Great Facebook Migration.

    How's tricks? 

    Yes I am still riding.

    Yes I am about to commission a bespoke #RIPGeeks / Matt Stackswell™ / The Gaffler Tribute MTB Jersey



    ppadilhadukeofdelridge
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    How do you end up at these places?  Just happy coincidence?  I remember the shared-flat days where you had some dealer trying to post a Christmas tree through the letterbox, no?

    Did she give you the tour before you agreed to stay?  Mrs D all good? :D
    Duderonomy