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dizzybull

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  • Donald Trump for President!

    ppadilha said:
    Glad to see Fuckface von Clownstick has finally conceded the election, in his own chickenshit way. At least he dragged his losing for 2 weeks, rather than just the one day it would've taken.

    can't wait for the Trump Presidential Library to open, hopefully situated next to a crematorium and a dildo shop.

     Crematoria and dildo shops both provide a useful service to society. Whereas a trump library is a paradox. 

    ppadilha
  • TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM


     he had a brief moment of lucidity. Opened his eyes wide, said ‘Hey butthead... this sucks’. According to my cousin and the nurses, that was the last coherent thing he ever said. 

    Damn. This struck a chord. 

    Duderonomy
  • I MUST CRY (KPM SCORE RELATED)

    I hate the dx7. Especially that digital piano sound. It ruined music. Why people ditched the fender rhoades for that crappy piano I’ll never know. 
    Jimster
  • Recent Finds

    Electrode said:
    Here's what I found today after work. Upper middle is Ginger Baker's Air Force. Like his Fela related "Stratavarious", this also has Afrobeat influence. Jan Garbarek is a repress of the Esoteric Circle on Flying Dutchman.

    Song Title: super flute  

    Lyrics:

    “Super fluuuuute. Super fluuuuute”

    /Braekz 

    Electrode
  • Classic songs that you inexplicably hate

    Jimster said:
    I’ve gone full circle with corny English Christmas songs and enjoy the classics now. The late ‘70s-mid’80s was the golden age.

    I think the thing that keeps those tunes relevant are the memories of where you kept hearing them.  For me, "Stop The Cavalry" is the boss because of the Salvation Army band sections.  Reminds me of being outside Widn*s Hypermarket where the band were omnipresent during the festive season.  Wizzard's "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" reminds me of kids riding around on Raleigh Chopper bikes and sneaking glasses of Warnink's Advocat when my mum and dad would have a house party and be doing the conga.

    They are the only two good ones for me.

    Worst ones are "Last Christmas" (it's about a fucking breakup) and the fucking nail in the coffin... "Feed the World".  I mean, noble cause and all that, but it's unbearable to listen to for me.  Bono acting the fuck out of it...  Paul Young should have chinned him.

    When last Christmas comes on I always sing over it as follows (dad style):

    "Last Christmas I gave you a fart

    The very next day, the smell went away

    This year to save you from tears

    I'm giving it to somebody better"


    Now I look forward to this song coming on.


    Also I ride for Abba still.  Especially when I'm kinda drunk and then dancing queen comes on.  When I was in the Army me and some buddies used to watch Muriel's Wedding on repeat for some reason in the Barracks.  That, and that movie "Heavyweights" about the kids that go to fat camp.  We rented them from Blockbuster and decided to never return them. And we quoted it all the time. Especially Heavyweights.

    Duderonomy