portlandjerk
portlandjerk
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1. A good smoke sesh. 2. Animals 3. Playing music with all my friends. 4. Getting a kick-ass record that blows my mind. 5. Making someone happy. 6. All the beautiful ladies and guys walking about on these early summer days. 7. A night of drinky-drin…
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You are a stupid prick, and yes, I am going to the record show.
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I thought you were only given gasoline to drink in jail. I thought artists only used typewriters to make art, paintings really confused me as to how they were done. I thought that my dad was friends with Robin Hood, instead of the reality that he wa…
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Dear John, Samplers rule over guitars because you can edit out shitty guitar sounds and singing. Want another bud light? Yes? O.k. Well, gotta go... Good luck with the std treatments, jyrk.
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Are you going to use it for phrases or more cut up sourcing?
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I agree with you, furthermore, the sincere love of the music is overshadowed by a "baseball card collecting"-like base for looking at records. Love the funny shit, but a lot of stuff on this site is just a reflection of what sucks about planet eart…
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Wow! A sacred cow that is the size of one! An over-recorded, overrated one at that.
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Yeah! Every fucking english major comes out of the woodwork to share their flaccid knowledge of grammar, punctuation, and spelling. I hate that!
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So are they now the: "Inbred from Mommy and Daddy which are my Cousin/Uncle State"? It's so fucking embarassing and frightening to live in this country now.
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She has a track with a rock band that I can't remember the name of, but the track name is "the empty boat", shit is awesome!!!
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Opinions are like assholes, they say.
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I have an sp808 I've had since they came out, I have performed with, dropped, bent, let gather dust from time to time, works like a charm, zip drive is slow, but it's ok, I'd rather use an ESX-1 for drum samples, and the sp808 for long phrases. S…
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Fuck this neo-hippy bullshit. I love Tyrannosaurus Rex, fuck Devandra. All those new fuckers will be clotting starbucks counters, if they're lucky, but they won't really last that long. Joanna's voice is super irritating, and so is this 2-minutes-…
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Alice is right, I work for craig, I pull the orders batches. Shit isn't going to get any easier to find, get it where you can, and don't complain. Craig is solid.
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Barn owls win! Like death wearing feathers!
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ha ha, living here you learn to tell the difference.
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Ok, then do you know of any records that are good to listen to when stepping in dog shit?
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Yeah! Church of Anthrax is great, let's count it as a solo album for both of them!
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Kevin Ayers: "Joy of a Toy". Always does the trick for whatever seems bad at the time.
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Buffy St. Marie "Illuminations" if u haven't heard. Her vocals and guitar are treated with electronics! You might already Know about it, so sorry if this is redundant shit 4 u...
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I'm with you man! Fuck 'em both! Fuck sacred cows!
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I'm off work now, and going to go freshen up right now myself! All you need is cigarettes and/or breath mints, and everyday you can smoke as much as you want! If you get any shit from employers or ees, tell them you took some cold medicine or you h…
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At least balls-deep in the sex river, thank you.
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Look, it's 2006, longoria is most likely a computer with fake everything. A product of photoshop, and masturbation-based focus groups. Maxim is crap anyway.
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If you're going to bring Lyn Christopher into the equation, then Lyn wins, hands down.
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Oh yeah, what's not to love? That shit is so hot!
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I met her once, and she was a nice person, but her singing voice is irritating. Moonpix, I think is her best if there is such a thing.