The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
She said it's really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
(The one time I am happy to not have YouTube at work!)
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white_tea said:
Kinda feeling his 'piece (ayo), posted in a Twitter picture (Twitpic), and the fact that he gives a shoutout to Warlock time.
And good point, Day. I was getting a little high and mighty about Charlie while in the same day revisiting Raekwon from the mid-1990s, and that's a conflict of interest. That said, this performance art piece of the last several weeks has honestly been Sheen's best work since... since... I guess since the 1980s ended.
Elbows but the both of them might want to mix in some H2O -- the epidermal looking a little siccus. I do love ladies in the wife beater, though. You just can't beat that look.
i don't think this has much to do with age. he has that "ruined by hollywood" skin in the same vein as mark hamill, mickey rourke pre-surgery, eric roberts, jan michael vincent etc
i don't think this has much to do with age. he has that "ruined by hollywood" skin in the same vein as mark hamill, mickey rourke pre-surgery, eric roberts, jan michael vincent etc
On the other hand, mickey rourke post-surgery has that "DESTROYED by hollywood" look...
not that it really even matters at this point since the whole thing is played out but charlie was just handed his official (and embarrassingly detailed) walking papers from warner brothers. dude is finished in business, save for reality tv programming.
played out?? i dunno bout that. he rolled out some quotables that will last for many many moons.
lots of quotables indeed but i think when there are 100's of youtube remixes and tributes then the thing has been officially played out but i could be wrong.
in terms of public performance art though, charlie has certainly taken it to a new level. check out dude's latest home made rant. he looks super rough and is obviously sheening out.
lots of quotables indeed but i think when there are 100's of youtube remixes and tributes then the thing has been officially played out but i could be wrong.
in terms of public performance art though, charlie has certainly taken it to a new level. check out dude's latest home made rant. he looks super rough and is obviously sheening out.
In reality he's a drugged-out mental case who hasn't done a single thing worthy of respect in at least a decade. He's been making way too much money on a sit-com with a title that's a byword for feces. File this entire spectacle under RICH FUCKING IDIOT JACKS OFF WHILE SETTING HIMSELF ON FIRE. There is no other value to this garbage but juvenile prurient voyeurism. None.
And "new level" or "next level" are bullshit expressions that should only be used when making fun of people who use them seriously.
i only care in so far as you infect soulstrut with your venom.
not only to do you bring nothing of value to the table, your boring, bitter, sanctimonious, pedantic and sometimes vile and homophobic posts (thanks to you i now know what the verb "to felch" means) only detract from the community that has been built up here over 10 years.
since you have been banned at least 2 times that i am aware of, and a number of the other members have expressed their exasperation with you and your shtick (one mod going so far as to call you a "tumour" on the site), i guess i question why you continue to frequent this site for any reason other than to troll.
lots of quotables indeed but i think when there are 100's of youtube remixes and tributes then the thing has been officially played out but i could be wrong.
in terms of public performance art though, charlie has certainly taken it to a new level. check out dude's latest home made rant. he looks super rough and is obviously sheening out.
In reality he's a drugged-out mental case who hasn't done a single thing worthy of respect in at least a decade. He's been making way too much money on a sit-com with a title that's a byword for feces. File this entire spectacle under RICH FUCKING IDIOT JACKS OFF WHILE SETTING HIMSELF ON FIRE. There is no other value to this garbage but juvenile prurient voyeurism. None.
And "new level" or "next level" are bullshit expressions that should only be used when making fun of people who use them seriously.
Why do you care where he is? Don't you have a life of your own to worry about?
i only care in so far as you infect soulstrut with your venom.
not only to do you bring nothing of value to the table, your boring, bitter, sanctimonious, pedantic and sometimes vile and homophobic posts (thanks to you i now know what the verb "to felch" means) only detract from the community that has been built up here over 10 years.
since you have been banned at least 2 times that i am aware of, and a number of the members have expressed their exasperation with you and your shtick (one mod going so far as to call you a "tumour" on the site), i guess i question why you continue to frequent this site for any reason other than to troll.
The very last thing I am is "homophobic." That's just silly.
Take a look at my actual posts and tell me where I'm doing all of this "trolling." Meanwhile you haunt me and whine about me constantly like some sort of vindictive ex-wife, and it just doesn't make any sense. And all of this "boring bitter pedantic sanctimonious vile" garbage is just longhand for "I don't like you."
I don't like you, either, but I don't care for a single moment what you post or where you post. Put me on ignore and do me the same very small favor. It's the actual path to harmony and it's right there at your fingertips.
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She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
She said it's really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
IT'S YOUR BOY PAUL SIMON!
(The one time I am happy to not have YouTube at work!)
Milk does a body good
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Elbows but the both of them might want to mix in some H2O -- the epidermal looking a little siccus. I do love ladies in the wife beater, though. You just can't beat that look.
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I was just going to say, the front page of the CBC News website right now has the following two story links next to each other:
Charlie Sheen's young sons removed from his home
CHARLIE SHEEN Admit it: You envy him
Oh, and then there's: Winnipegger's website driven by Sheen quotes
talk is cheap
hopefully this puts an end to the grotesquery
http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/13/coco-crisp-charlie-sheen-baseball-ucla-batting-practice-home-run-warning-track/
And today: http://www.boston.com/sports/blogs/thebuzz/2011/03/coco_crisp_arre.html
Seriously. He looks 60+ all of the sudden.
b/w
i don't think this has much to do with age. he has that "ruined by hollywood" skin in the same vein as mark hamill, mickey rourke pre-surgery, eric roberts, jan michael vincent etc
he's pretty good
On the other hand, mickey rourke post-surgery has that "DESTROYED by hollywood" look...
lolz
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0307_sheen_two.pdf
fucked up that they took his boys tho. his ex was probably salty as hell that he's flaunting his porn star nannies and purported domestic bliss
seen it yesterday...
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serious tunage.
lots of quotables indeed but i think when there are 100's of youtube remixes and tributes then the thing has been officially played out but i could be wrong.
in terms of public performance art though, charlie has certainly taken it to a new level. check out dude's latest home made rant. he looks super rough and is obviously sheening out.
In reality he's a drugged-out mental case who hasn't done a single thing worthy of respect in at least a decade. He's been making way too much money on a sit-com with a title that's a byword for feces. File this entire spectacle under RICH FUCKING IDIOT JACKS OFF WHILE SETTING HIMSELF ON FIRE. There is no other value to this garbage but juvenile prurient voyeurism. None.
And "new level" or "next level" are bullshit expressions that should only be used when making fun of people who use them seriously.
It's my fondest hope to help you hone your posting chops to a new level.
Why do you care where I am? Don't you have a life of your own to worry about?
i only care in so far as you infect soulstrut with your venom.
not only to do you bring nothing of value to the table, your boring, bitter, sanctimonious, pedantic and sometimes vile and homophobic posts (thanks to you i now know what the verb "to felch" means) only detract from the community that has been built up here over 10 years.
since you have been banned at least 2 times that i am aware of, and a number of the other members have expressed their exasperation with you and your shtick (one mod going so far as to call you a "tumour" on the site), i guess i question why you continue to frequent this site for any reason other than to troll.
The very last thing I am is "homophobic." That's just silly.
Take a look at my actual posts and tell me where I'm doing all of this "trolling." Meanwhile you haunt me and whine about me constantly like some sort of vindictive ex-wife, and it just doesn't make any sense. And all of this "boring bitter pedantic sanctimonious vile" garbage is just longhand for "I don't like you."
I don't like you, either, but I don't care for a single moment what you post or where you post. Put me on ignore and do me the same very small favor. It's the actual path to harmony and it's right there at your fingertips.
Capisce?
Jesus crapLOL