Charlie Sheen

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  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    stinkie said:
    http://wytvlive.posterous.com/sheens-korner-with-charlie-sheen-ep-3-torpedo

    Look, dude is on some epic rantings right now. embrace it, and curb the judgements. all nay-sayers and trolls are just low-end pocket protectors. This isn't the new Kanye West CD, this isn't some chum chum let's all bash the current media topic and vomit our opinions all over on a message BORED. fucking pathetic. get with the fucking program. Your plan is shit, his plan is gold. The scoreboard is irrelevant right now. We are witnessing a demi-god who is doing A LOT of high-grade coke and is getting grade A pussy cut with talcUm powder. While you've been wanking your weiner, he's been DEEP in bree olsen (rachel) or some other goddess. There is just too much to poast right now to describe the level that he is on. if you can't even get to merely the lowest level to at least acknowledge his genius AND awesomeness, then just continue with your troll behaviour and jealousy. Your brain would explOde if you could really understand the severity of what this means in the universe right now. End of days, my friends... and Charlie is leading with pocket aces. fuck off, shut up and enjoy the show.

    ODYSSEY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

    Pocket Protector Aces > Dolo Inside Straight

  • Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts
    crabmongerfunk said:
    tripledouble said:
    played out?? i dunno bout that. he rolled out some quotables that will last for many many moons.

    lots of quotables indeed but i think when there are 100's of youtube remixes and tributes then the thing has been officially played out but i could be wrong.

    in terms of public performance art though, charlie has certainly taken it to a new level. check out dude's latest home made rant. he looks super rough and is obviously sheening out.


    Sheen has gone from odd and amusing to intensely annoying.

    His voice and flagrant 'locations' grate on me to the extent that I wanna put him in a headlock and feed him freshly mown grass.

  • Mr_Lee_PHD said:
    crabmongerfunk said:
    tripledouble said:
    played out?? i dunno bout that. he rolled out some quotables that will last for many many moons.

    lots of quotables indeed but i think when there are 100's of youtube remixes and tributes then the thing has been officially played out but i could be wrong.

    in terms of public performance art though, charlie has certainly taken it to a new level. check out dude's latest home made rant. he looks super rough and is obviously sheening out.


    Sheen has gone from odd and amusing to intensely annoying.

    His voice and flagrant 'locations' grate on me to the extent that I wanna put him in a headlock and feed him freshly mown grass.

    Somebody go to Cali and drive a stake through the cocaine-packed heart of this unfunny douchebag (maybe Jon Cryer too, just for the hell of it...)

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Sheen is held in high esteem by people with fucked up lives on some "At least I'm not as bad as he is" tip.

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    funky16corners said:
    Somebody go to Cali and drive a stake through the cocaine-packed heart of this unfunny douchebag (maybe Jon Cryer too, just for the hell of it...)

    YES

  • Rockadelic said:
    Sheen is held in high esteem by people with fucked up lives on some "At least I'm not as bad as he is" tip.

    I think he's also worshiped by people who have no identifiable sense of humor, thus the huge success of his painful show.

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
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  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    FUKKIN GETTING SURREAL MAN.
    imagine it was a whole prank real life art new century internet viral piece. like taking that Joaquin Phoenix movie to the NEXT LEVEL. that would be genius.

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,782 Posts
    Y'all can hatt all you want but I'm following his path to WIN.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
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    It must suck to be approaching middle age with an inordinate fear of growing old.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Rockadelic said:
    HarveyCanal said:
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    It must suck to be approaching middle age with an inordinate fear of growing old.

    I prefer to read it as an inordinate love of wine coolers.

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Rockadelic said:
    HarveyCanal said:
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    It must suck to be approaching middle age with an inordinate fear of growing old.

    One, I wasn't talking about you.

    Two, it's the grumpy that many old folks fall back on (won't be me) that poses the problem, not just the getting old by itself.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    Rockadelic said:
    HarveyCanal said:
    Last 2 posts brought to us by Bartles and Jaymes...


    It must suck to be approaching middle age with an inordinate fear of growing old.

    One, I wasn't talking about you.

    Two, it's the grumpy that many old folks fall back on (won't be me) that poses the problem, not just the getting old by itself.

    I can't help but notice a lot of hate towards "old" folks on the interwebs......

    Fuck Charlie Sheen.......my Grandmother was 88 and still drank her Southern Comfort daily.

    Now THAT'S winning!!

    b/w

    I know plenty of grumpy young folks.

  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts
    He seems to be be in serious decline. I hope he doesn't croak.

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    i'm curious what the diagnosis is on his mental condition. a lot of his surreal self-aggrandizing ramblings and delusions of "winning" remind me a lot someone i knew during early onset of paranoid schizophrenia...

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    HarveyCanal said:
    Two, it's the grumpy that many old folks fall back on (won't be me) that poses the problem, not just the getting old by itself.

    You're the grumpiest guy on here.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/charlie-sheen-replacements-10-potential-candidates-half-men/story?id=13085300

    I hope they go with Busey.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    jjfad027 said:
    He seems to be be in serious decline.

    Pretty sure your brain just can't process him.


  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    BobDesperado said:

    Herschel Walker recently claimed he would make a comeback and that at 50 he was in the best shape of his life.

  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    BobDesperado said:

    Not unthinkable, actually. His last year playing was one of the best he ever had (1,662 yards) and he hasn't been getting pounded for the last couple of years. His twin brother just retired after last season, so this is far from the craziest thing I've heard.

    Besides, that broadcasting career never really took off.

  • BobDesperado said:
    HarveyCanal said:
    Two, it's the grumpy that many old folks fall back on (won't be me) that poses the problem, not just the getting old by itself.

    You're the grumpiest guy on here.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/charlie-sheen-replacements-10-potential-candidates-half-men/story?id=13085300

    I hope they go with Busey.

    If they put Busey on, I'll actually watch the show for the first time. Hugh Laurie from House did a little dream sequence playing Charlie Sheen's character and it looked like something that could work.

  • BobDesperado said:
    HarveyCanal said:
    Two, it's the grumpy that many old folks fall back on (won't be me) that poses the problem, not just the getting old by itself.

    You're the grumpiest guy on here.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/charlie-sheen-replacements-10-potential-candidates-half-men/story?id=13085300

    I hope they go with Busey.

    Honorable mentions to Woody Harrelson and Emilio Estevez.

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    Rockadelic said:
    BobDesperado said:

    Herschel Walker recently claimed he would make a comeback and that at 50 he was in the best shape of his life.

    Apart from the brain damage...

    I saw him being interviewed and he's just not right.

  • Horseleech said:
    BobDesperado said:

    Not unthinkable, actually. His last year playing was one of the best he ever had (1,662 yards) and he hasn't been getting pounded for the last couple of years. His twin brother just retired after last season, so this is far from the craziest thing I've heard.

    Besides, that broadcasting career never really took off.

    His last year was his best, but his best was 3 years ago. Since then he's had a bad broadcasting career, a nasty divorce from his wife of many years who was pregnant at the time of his affair with an NBC intern and some money issues. His brother Ronde just signed a 1-year deal.

  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    incompletejigsaw said:
    Horseleech said:
    BobDesperado said:

    Not unthinkable, actually. His last year playing was one of the best he ever had (1,662 yards) and he hasn't been getting pounded for the last couple of years. His twin brother just retired after last season, so this is far from the craziest thing I've heard.

    Besides, that broadcasting career never really took off.

    His last year was his best, but his best was 3 years ago. Since then he's had a bad broadcasting career, a nasty divorce from his wife of many years who was pregnant at the time of his affair with an NBC intern and some money issues. His brother Ronde just signed a 1-year deal.

    All true, but he's one of the most legendary gym rats in the history of the NFL, and a few years rest could be an advantage. He won't be amazing, but I could see him having a decent year.

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    Horseleech said:
    BobDesperado said:

    Not unthinkable, actually. His last year playing was one of the best he ever had (1,662 yards) and he hasn't been getting pounded for the last couple of years. His twin brother just retired after last season, so this is far from the craziest thing I've heard.

    Besides, that broadcasting career never really took off.

    His brother hasn't retired yet and is signed for next season with Tampa Bay.

    I suppose you're right that it's not unthinkable that he could make a roster, but I'd say it's a good sign that your team is in go-nowhere mode if they sign him.

    *He's missed a full 4 seasons.

  • Horseleech said:
    incompletejigsaw said:
    Horseleech said:
    BobDesperado said:

    Not unthinkable, actually. His last year playing was one of the best he ever had (1,662 yards) and he hasn't been getting pounded for the last couple of years. His twin brother just retired after last season, so this is far from the craziest thing I've heard.

    Besides, that broadcasting career never really took off.

    His last year was his best, but his best was 3 years ago. Since then he's had a bad broadcasting career, a nasty divorce from his wife of many years who was pregnant at the time of his affair with an NBC intern and some money issues. His brother Ronde just signed a 1-year deal.

    All true, but he's one of the most legendary gym rats in the history of the NFL, and a few years rest could be an advantage. He won't be amazing, but I could see him having a decent year.

    I don't know what would define a decent season for me except if he made it through a season without being cut, injured or made inactive.

  • FrankFrank 2,373 Posts
    stinkie said:

    I've sort of ignored this topic so far until yesterday I saw Sheen related headlines even on European news sites. Now I checked out this thread and I can't help but feel bewildered... holy shit... it's almost hard to believe this shit is real. Maybe this is the future of reality tv. Celebrity suicide snuff porn. But is it real or not? If this is a hoax, he's seriously sonning Joaquin Phoenix but somehow I doubt that Sheen is actually smart and talented enough to pull this off.

  • thropethrope 750 Posts
    ok even i can't laugh at that one. dude has lost it
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