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  • thropethrope 750 Posts
    im gonna win the fantasy league. mark it.

  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    i agree i love barcelona but the claim that the spanish league is the most competiutve league is hilarious
    i can't wait to see the clashes between the big6!
    i am missing this weekends games
    can someone recommend a good recap video site?

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    There are torrents of games available, highlights & full matches, but if you want to just see a round up of the weekend action your best bet is to download 'Match Of The Day' when that gets upped somewhere. This place is usually good for football torrents & Uk tv - http://www.thebox.bz/browse.php

    There are also sites that post videos of the goals scored, if that's all you're interested in seeing. http://www.soccerclips.net/

  • badder_than_evil said:
    Why would you hate Evans??

    He just has an irritating demeanour and his outrage-face when he doesn't get a decision is quite punchable. I hate John Arne Riise for similar reasons.

    Leaving Man Utd players or anyone else out for moral reasons is a no-no when you're trying to topple Chizzle every year. I want an avatar bet, who will take me up on it... the loser gets Peter, Mike and his buddy.

  • Whose idea was it to give TalkSport the rights to radio match commentary...? Dropping trails for Sky Sports HD all the time throughout the match is more than annoying.

    :hated_it:

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:


    BTW...

    TWO Ali J sides in this league.


    Yeah i just noticed that there appears to be a misspelt imitator in the league. Should there be any doubt the genuine article will be nestled in the top two again (insert overly smug counting chickens before hatching graemlin here)

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Can we get a Strut name roll call then..?

    1 The Kop Perish TDC 64 64
    2 IReallyHateThisGame Ali J 62 62 SENIOR
    3 ButtnUp & Desrtboots Sir Oskarinho 59 59 OCKA
    4 The Hippo's Yawn J i m s t e r J 56 56 JIMSTER
    5 Flamongo mark stowell 47 47
    6 the dude abides neil something 45 45 NEIL SOMETHING
    7 Park Ji-Sonned GW Paperstacks 44 44
    7 Typical City 2.0 Paul C 44 44
    9 Kenyadiggit FC Aaron Bottge 43 43
    10 Spirit of Shankley dj prestige 40 40
    11 Fletcher Is God Paul Chase 35 35 PAUL
    11 The Barksdales B K 35 35
    13 Blunderland FC Marc Dos 30 30 OKEM
    14 The Toure Experience Jake Shears 27 27 SHEARS
    15 Up L'Arse Von Duder of Onomy 23 23 DUDER
    15 Deportivo Heisenberg Paul McGee 23 23
    17 AshleyisaGirl'sName Ed Lee 21 21
    17 drunk_on_the_pitch jonathan lee 21 21 JLEE
    19 class of 1981 nelson martinez 20 20
    19 BelowTheBar alister johnson 20 20
    21 Dirty Stopouts Mr Beatnick 10 10 Ulysses31nicholas?

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Okem said:
    Can we get a Strut name roll call then..?

    1 The Kop Perish TDC 64 64
    2 IReallyHateThisGame Ali J 62 62 SENIOR
    3 ButtnUp & Desrtboots Sir Oskarinho 59 59 OCKA
    4 The Hippo's Yawn J i m s t e r J 56 56 JIMSTER
    5 Flamongo mark stowell 47 47
    6 the dude abides neil something 45 45 NEIL SOMETHING
    7 Park Ji-Sonned GW Paperstacks 44 44
    7 Typical City 2.0 Paul C 44 44
    9 Kenyadiggit FC Aaron Bottge 43 43
    10 Spirit of Shankley dj prestige 40 40
    11 Fletcher Is God Paul Chase 35 35 PAUL
    11 The Barksdales B K 35 35
    13 Blunderland FC Marc Dos 30 30 OKEM
    14 The Toure Experience Jake Shears 27 27 SHEARS
    15 Up L'Arse Von Duder of Onomy 23 23 DUDER
    15 Deportivo Heisenberg Paul McGee 23 23 DOC
    17 AshleyisaGirl'sName Ed Lee 21 21
    17 drunk_on_the_pitch jonathan lee 21 21 JLEE
    19 class of 1981 nelson martinez 20 20
    19 BelowTheBar alister johnson 20 20
    21 Dirty Stopouts Mr Beatnick 10 10 Ulysses31nicholas?

  • thropethrope 750 Posts
    i'm the barksdales, need valencia evra and rooney to come through with some more points this week....slow and steady, slow and steady....

  • Park Ji-Sonned - Gerrard just killed my week by getting 1 point, I've got a couple United players left to salvage some points tomorrow but fantasy football aside I'm hoping that Newcastle give a good performance, spirit of Keegan, I would love it if they beat you... etc.

    On the plus side everyone around my way has been talking about Craig Bellamy coming to Cardiff on loan, I look forward to watching him get into fights at various drinking establishments around the city.

  • Flamongo.

    Peaked already..

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Some of you may want to have a good root around in here. Lots of vintage pirate radio stuff from the late 80s/early 90s. I haven't had the chance to listen to any of it yet, but the links headed Bob's Tapes, Jake's Tapes and Pirate Radio look promising.

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Junior said:
    Berbs is going to be awesome next season.

    It has begun.

    Can I just grab this fleeting moment to poop on everyone from the throne at the top of the FPL before it all goes sour next week?

    Cheers for the links by the way Doc, will check them out when I get home.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Who's Who For the 2010/11 Lollercoaster:

    Just 1 lurker to out... Take a shit or get off the potty.

    The Kop PER0
    IReallyHateThisGame SENIOR
    ButtnUp & Desrtboots OCKA
    The Hippo's Yawn JIMSTER
    Flamongo BADDER_THAN_EVIL
    the dude abides NEIL SOMETHING
    Park Ji-Sonned GW PAPERSTACKS
    Typical City 2.0 ZOMB
    Kenyadiggit FC ASSTRO
    Spirit of Shankley DJ PRESTIGE
    Fletcher Is God PAUL
    The Barksdales THROPE
    Blunderland FC OKEM
    The Toure Experience SHEARS
    Up L'Arse DUDER
    Deportivo Heisenberg DOC
    AshleyisaGirl'sName DOR
    drunk_on_the_pitch JLEE
    class of 1981 ?
    BelowTheBar DJSTYLES52
    Dirty Stopouts U31NICK

    I think we have a convict running tings this week

    Reminds me of Thaksin days...

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Skel not registered a team?


    I know it's a long season, but the start of this one has been ominously familiar. At least Joe Cole didn't break our new CB's leg.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:
    I think we have a convict running tings this week
    The table has been updated since then.. As Junior/Senior (oh so modestly) pointed out, he is now top of the league. & Duder has made a early dash for his coveted spot at the bottom of the table. (how do suck so badly at this?)

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    I dunno, it's the Sadim Touch. Joe Cole just HAD to get sent off once I picked him. Fabregas obviously wasn't going to play once i picked him, ditto Hilario (despite reports that Cech wouldn't start the season).

    Basically, I need to pick more Man U & Chelsea players. Drog & Rooney might break their legs or something.



    Mixes
    http://www.thegetbackvegas.com/archives.php

  • can't believe my autocomplete selection merked duder.. lol in your direction

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Erm.. Joe Cole isn't in your team? Fab & RVP were always likely to not play, as they didn't get any preseason games and have barely trained. But you have; Djourou, Sturridge, Kakuta, Ayala, Bassong, Rodwell, Hilario & Nash, none of which are guaranteed starters.

    Also


  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Okem said:
    J i m s t e r said:
    I think we have a convict running tings this week
    The table has been updated since then.. As Junior/Senior (oh so modestly) pointed out, he is now top of the league. & Duder has made a early dash for his coveted spot at the bottom of the table. (how do suck so badly at this?)

    Oh am I top? I hadn't realised. Poop on you all. I'm just getting my bragging rights in before it all goes wrong in week two again.

    I bow to Duder's skills with this, to pick two keepers who don't play requires a very special touch indeed.

  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    Scholes was the man again last night. I had him in an early draft of my team but dropped due to his yellow card magnetism. Glad to see Fletcher didn't let me down though, God was in the building.

    I'm resisting transfers this week so far although Albrighton looks like a bargain. I'm impressed with all my players form despite not converting into points. If anything, team selection let me down, 24 points warming the bench dammit.

    My lack of Chelsea (JT at the back doe) means I'm praying that Wigan can keep it tight, maybe they'll only lose 3-0 with goals that exclude Drogs/Malouda and Frank.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Junior said:
    Okem said:
    J i m s t e r said:
    I think we have a convict running tings this week
    The table has been updated since then.. As Junior/Senior (oh so modestly) pointed out, he is now top of the league. & Duder has made a early dash for his coveted spot at the bottom of the table. (how do suck so badly at this?)

    Oh am I top? I hadn't realised. Poop on you all. I'm just getting my bragging rights in before it all goes wrong in week two again.

    I bow to Duder's skills with this, to pick two keepers who don't play requires a very special touch indeed.
    He's done better than that, he's picked a whole squad that doesn't play (and some Spuds).

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Okem said:
    Erm.. Joe Cole isn't in your team?

    I just transferred him today.


    But I'd just like to say a big "f*ck you all you bastards", the season is early. Once My squad starts playing, you're all in for it!


    Grrrrrrrrrrr....





    FFS, I am shit at this doe :shut: :-/ :down:

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    "Why-uhhhnnghghghg-yak-would-you-do-unghghgn-that?"


  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    I like the way he matter-of-factly tells her he's going to throw up if that's real, she says yes it is, then he throws up.

    -

    Proof that English know how to behave on public transport. (nsfw language)

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    So glad I don't have to take the bus.

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    It has one of the best pay offs of ranty clips I've ever seen.

    In other news I see Milner is on his way to Citeh for 16 millions and Stephen Ireland.

    Milner is on his way to Citeh for 16 millions and Stephen Ireland.

    Sorry I just had to quote it to convince myself about what I was typing.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Ozil has signed for Real apparently, FOR 13 MILLION.

    And Bellamy's gone to Cardiff.


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  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Junior said:
    It has one of the best pay offs of ranty clips I've ever seen.

    In other news I see Milner is on his way to Citeh for 16 millions and Stephen Ireland.

    That's a transfer that's so stupid, even I wouldn't have thunk it. Ireland is blatantly a better player. Plus 16 million. :facepalm:

    And Mezut Ozil has been signed for a fee 'close to' 13 million. Will Milner really sell that many shirts that it will offset the fact that he's not as good as Ireland, or Ozil, but valued at roughly twice as much? Surely there isn't that much money involved in having AN ENGLAND PLAYER (gasp) on your books that this makes financial sense?

  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    Wait...you think Ireland is better than Milner?

    No wonder I've got as many points in Fantasy League on my bench than your whole team.
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