TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

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  • BeatnicholasBeatnicholas 1,005 Posts
    Junior said:
    I'll have you know I was the master of Bowser bitd. The main game was a walk in the park - it was all about the beating of time trials for me and my gang, the pleasure derived from shaving off milliseconds from Ghost Valley 1 best time was a pleasure still nearly unrivalled in modern gaming. I used to wake up in the morning to the sounds of the Valley and know where people were on the track from the tyre noises :(

    I TAKE ON ALL CHALLENGERS.

    real men (and women) play strictly snes mariopoptartkart

    i do have a soft spot for wiiriokart though, majorly enjoyable. but not such a skillfest

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    Ulysses31nicholas said:

    real men (and women) play strictly snes mariopoptartkart

    b/w

    Kong all day riding over your butt, jnr.
    Y'all be talmbout Bowzer lap records, bumping some Z-Ro, and then

    BOOM! Ragga Jungle in the tape deck and BANGLASH all over the place, Kong lapping your poor Bowzer, all out of coins and getting pwned by 7th place Princess.

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Ah hell no, having road tested both for hours on end I found Bowser to require the most skill to move that hulking shell but the rewards were worth every bit of effort.

    You'd be all like, oh wow I got round the track without hitting the edges and managed the first shortcut jump, retire to your room to celebrate with some moody loops and then before you know it the big green one would have left that chunky hairy arsed ape crying as each record was ripped apart.

  • BeatnicholasBeatnicholas 1,005 Posts
    yep bowser is definitely the david rodigan of the mario soundclash. looks unlikely. but may contain fiyaaaaaaaaah

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    Oh My God Look At This Fucking Hipster Related:



    b/w

    tired of the '80s revival already

  • el_sparkoel_sparko 884 Posts
    I need some advice from London strutters. I've been in Bristol long enough and need to move to get a job i'm actually interested in, but I have no clue about which areas of London are best to move to or what kind of salary job i'd need to be able to live ok there (on a budget). I'd like to live somewhere that's quite vibrant and near by to the good things, and not somewhere like Slewisham.
    Any help appreciated!
    p.s. Apologies to any Lewisham people I have offended (although there is a good record shop there).

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    Shears said:
    I need some advice from London strutters. I've been in Bristol long enough and need to move to get a job i'm actually interested in, but I have no clue about which areas of London are best to move to or what kind of salary job i'd need to be able to live ok there (on a budget). I'd like to live somewhere that's quite vibrant and near by to the good things, and not somewhere like Slewisham.
    Any help appreciated!
    p.s. Apologies to any Lewisham people I have offended (although there is a good record shop there).

    DUDE I WAS READY FOR MKART BATTLESTORIES WITH UNIVERSAL INTERNATIONAL APPEAL AND THEN YOU TOOK IT BACK TO YOUR ISLAND THX ALOT

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    I just wanted to say, I miss the Skel. sadface.




    Also, if any of yous are near a tv, you need to put countdown on. wowzers!

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    Okem said:

    Also, if any of yous are near a tv, you need to put countdown on. wowzers!

    Would love to have celebrity-bonking-related anecdote about her.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    Okem said:

    Also, if any of yous are near a tv, you need to put countdown on. wowzers!

    Would love to have celebrity-bonking-related anecdote about her.

    That dress is like one of those abstract 70s animations, brought to you by the letters A S & S.

    Her dress sense is frankly bizarre, but god damn, would I like to feel those elbows.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    Okem said:
    I just wanted to say, I miss the Skel. sadface.




    Also, if any of yous are near a tv, you need to put countdown on. wowzers!

    This is probably the problem:

    "<meta name="keywords" content="music, listen to music online, music community, record collectors, reggae, vinyl records, funk, soul, old school, psych, DJ mixes, record stores, classifieds, trip hop, samples, breaks, Mingering Mike, drums">"

    They will have a keyword scanner to block out sites containing one or more of the "Flag" keywords above. I will wager the meta tags in the old site were not as crass.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    Ulysses31nicholas said:
    i do have a soft spot for wiiriokart though, majorly enjoyable. but not such a skillfest

    #1 son was playing this yesterday - Rainbow Road is like... OUT THERE. Dare I say it doe, but too hi-res these days - the days of DK time trialling on the SNES, Ghost Valley wooden track, pixel-perfect on each corner, does not seem possible with the fuzzy technology.

    Maybe my eyes are just going?

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Can he not just use some kind of Proxy them?

    http://proxify.net/
    http://proxify.co.uk/
    http://www.anonypost.com/
    http://www.the-cloak.com/login.html

    I'm not really familiar with such things.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Frank Sidebottom has died. He really has.

    b/w

    Cancer is bobbins.

    RIP, Frank.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Okem said:
    Can he not just use some kind of Proxy them?

    http://proxify.net/
    http://proxify.co.uk/
    http://www.anonypost.com/
    http://www.the-cloak.com/login.html

    I'm not really familiar with such things.

    Thanks for the thought Moke. None of these sites can get past my IT nazis. They're all based in India these days, so I can't influence them. I was tempted to say they're untouchable. Anyways they're a bunch of jobsworths, but next time I step to Mumbai there will be ructions. Reckon Jimster is right, something in the new-look site has kiboshed my daily posting m.o., so cheers for that RAJ.
    Bitter? Never that, son. Well, just a bit then.
    Naturally I will pop in from time to time, but best believe my spare time in the evenings and weekends is extremely limited what with kids, homework, ironing blah blah blah, and there is little temptation to respond to days-old discussions.
    On the upside, making serious inroads into chunky bits of work that had hitherto been neglected. And that's all you need, right kids? Investment bankers doing more of god's work.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    skel said:
    Okem said:
    Can he not just use some kind of Proxy them?

    http://proxify.net/
    http://proxify.co.uk/
    http://www.anonypost.com/
    http://www.the-cloak.com/login.html

    I'm not really familiar with such things.

    Thanks for the thought Moke. None of these sites can get past my IT nazis. They're all based in India these days, so I can't influence them. I was tempted to say they're untouchable. Anyways they're a bunch of jobsworths, but next time I step to Mumbai there will be ructions. Reckon Jimster is right, something in the new-look site has kiboshed my daily posting m.o., so cheers for that RAJ.
    Bitter? Never that, son. Well, just a bit then.
    Naturally I will pop in from time to time, but best believe my spare time in the evenings and weekends is extremely limited what with kids, homework, ironing blah blah blah, and there is little temptation to respond to days-old discussions.
    On the upside, making serious inroads into chunky bits of work that had hitherto been neglected. And that's all you need, right kids? Investment bankers doing more of god's work.

    It's probably the "minge" in "Mingering Mike" that's causing the trouble (Scunthorpe-related)

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    Meta tag from old site was thus:

    <meta name="description" content="SOUL STRUT.COM IS THE #1 HIP HOP CULTURE WEB SITE ON THE NET GEARED TOWARDS THE RECORD COLLECTING DJ AND PRODUCER. TONS OF REVIEWS, AUDIO STREAMS, FEATURES, AND A LIVELY MESSAGE BOARD.">
    <meta name="keywords" content="crate digging, funk, hip hop, soulstrut, soulstrut.com, soul strut, soul, psych, records, 45s">

    On a scale of 1-10, how cheaky would it be asking der Rajmeister to tweak it?

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    F*ck it he can only say no.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    RAJ,

    Skel complaining the site is now blocked at work for him since going to the next level. I think the issue is something in the meta tag being picked up as profanity in the UK. See, Mingering Mike, his name has the word "Minge" in there, which as you may or may not know, is UK slang for a lady's front bottom.

    The old site's meta tag was less likely to feature anything which the n4zi web content sweepers would pick up as "Bad" and block the site as a result. I offer this information to you as is. Now, it's not for me to tell you what is important to the site. No. That's not my style. But thing is, we miss the old bastard (skel, not Mingering Mike).

    Can we deal?

    HE MAY OR MAY NOT DEAL.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Hahaha
    nice one jimster

    I fear it may be too late though

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    pls to chk pm & give time for net nanny ting to refresh site knowlij.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Hey British dudes and Strut people.

    I'm not going to be on for a week or more, as I'm finally going into hospital for my operation to try and remove this tumor.

    Hopefully all will go well and I will be back talking shit with you and making bad jokes, before you've even noticed I've gone.


    marc.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    Marc our thoughts are with you, bud. See you here before you know it.

    Y'know, I mourn the loss of Lucozade in orange cellophane...

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Very best of British to you, fella.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    You'll breeze it dude. I expect to be having a Frank discussion with you in time for the final, by which point Lampard had better be spraying passes out wide to SWP and incisive through balls for Rooney.

    VINDALOO!!!

  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    All the best mate.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,905 Posts
    All the best Marc.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Hey Mokie

    Get rid son and come back soon

    We are expecting nothing less.

  • Yes, hope all goes well, Marc.

    On an unrelated note, I'm off to this tomorrow - http://cardiffartsinstitute.org/2010/06/dancefloor/who-is-dj-frank-gossner-afrobeat-legend/

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Oh God no. I thought we'd seen the back of that twerp.

    Please give him the major heckle and I will reimburse you in Britfunk raer.
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