25 worst "rappers" of all-time

thesolelifethesolelife 369 Posts
edited May 2008 in Strut Central
25) Chicago Bears24) Bubba Sparxxx23) Mike Jones22) Bobby Jimmy And The Critters21) 2 Live Crew20) Nelly19) Dan Aykroyd And Tom Hanks18) Chingy17) Elvira16) Insane Clown Posse15) Rappin' Duke14) Master P13) Tony Yayo12) Northern State11) Shaquille O'Neal10) Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch9) K-Fed8) Will Smith7) Mr. T6) Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit)5) Puff Daddy4) Dee Dee King3) Brian Austin Green2) MC Hammer1) Vanilla IceThis according to Y! Music web page
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  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    25) Chicago Bears
    24) Bubba Sparxxx
    23) Mike Jones
    22) Bobby Jimmy And The Critters
    21) 2 Live Crew
    20) Nelly
    19) Dan Aykroyd And Tom Hanks
    18) Chingy
    17) Elvira
    16) Insane Clown Posse
    15) Rappin' Duke
    14) Master P
    13) Tony Yayo
    12) Northern State
    11) Shaquille O'Neal
    10) Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    9) K-Fed
    8) Will Smith
    7) Mr. T
    6) Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit)
    5) Puff Daddy
    4) Dee Dee King
    3) Brian Austin Green
    2) MC Hammer
    1) Vanilla Ice

    This according to Y! Music web page

    Bubba Sparxxx, Chingy and Nelly can all actually rap--although they've all been responsible for some pretty bad music.

  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    Nelly is a beast on the mic, take him off the list. He just chooses to go the sing-song pop route.

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts


    25) Chicago Bears
    1) Gary Fencik


  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    No outrage from the Texas riders for the inclusion of Mike Jones?

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    No outrage from the Texas riders for the inclusion of Mike Jones?

    Whatever.

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    And MC Hammer's first album is still a classic...raps and all.


  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    dude who compiled this list clearly doesn't listen to rap. I say that based less on who he included, but on who he excluded.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    dude who compiled this list clearly doesn't listen to rap. I say that based less on who he included, but on who he excluded.

    exactly....U dont even include Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer if your serious about it.

  • keithvanhornkeithvanhorn 3,855 Posts

    8) Will Smith


    but not the fresh prince

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    This list is shit.

  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    start the list now please.

    Fat Joe?

  • LuckLoopLuckLoop 103 Posts
    let alone Will smith. hes no Rakim but he made some classics

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    start the list now please.

    Fat Joe?

    No. Fail.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    start the list now please.

    Fat Joe?

    NO



    I nominate Jalil of Whodini...Dude had such an non-deliberate off beat flow.

  • khadirkhadir 38 Posts

    I nominate Charlie Brown from L.O.N.S and Mach Fu from Fu-Schnickens who I heard is parking cars in NYC right now!

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    I nominate Charlie Brown from L.O.N.S

    huh?

    Yes yes y`all (yes y`all!)
    who got the vibe it`s the Tribe y`all (Tribe y`all!)
    real live y`all (live y`all!)
    Inside outside come around... (who`s that??) Browwwwwwwwn
    Some may, I say, call me Charlie
    The word is the herb and I`m deep like Bob Marley
    Layback on the payback, [evolve rotate the gates?] CONTACT!
    Can I get a hit? (HIT!)
    Boom bip with a brother named Tip and we`re ready to flip
    East coast stompin, rippin and rompin
    New York, North Cak-a-laka, and Compton
    Checka-checka-check it out!
    The loops for the troops, more bounce to the ounce
    And wow how now wow how now Brown cow
    We`re ill till the skill gets down
    For the flex, next, it`s the textbook old to the new
    but the rest are doo-doo
    From radio, to the video, to Arsenio
    Tell me! Yo, what`s the scenario

  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    master killa is kinda suspect to me, a lot of times i swear he was just taking.

  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    charlie brown was dope on the LONS album, but w/e

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    let alone Will smith. hes no Rakim but he made some classics



    Sayin'. If you're going to dis Smith's early output based solely on "Parents Just Don't Understand," you clearly don't like rap.

    Hell, I'll even ride for "Parents..." That shit is still way funkier and funnier than most pop/joke/rap released since.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    let alone Will smith. hes no Rakim but he made some classics



    Sayin'. If you're going to dis Smith's early output based solely on "Parents Just Don't Understand," you clearly don't like rap.

    Hell, I'll even ride for "Parents..." That shit is still way funkier and funnier than most pop/joke/rap released since.

    His early shit is classic material.

  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    Summertime .

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    let alone Will smith. hes no Rakim but he made some classics



    Sayin'. If you're going to dis Smith's early output based solely on "Parents Just Don't Understand," you clearly don't like rap.

    Hell, I'll even ride for "Parents..." That shit is still way funkier and funnier than most pop/joke/rap released since.

    His early shit is classic material.




  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    Summertime .

    J.U.I.C.E. wrote that

    but it's a dope JJ & FP song regardless

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    let alone Will smith. hes no Rakim but he made some classics



    Sayin'. If you're going to dis Smith's early output based solely on "Parents Just Don't Understand," you clearly don't like rap.

    Hell, I'll even ride for "Parents..." That shit is still way funkier and funnier than most pop/joke/rap released since.

    His early shit is classic material.




    Goddamn. You see the dudes throw up the Hilltop handsigns halfway through Jeff's routine, right? So ill.

    Was this at After Midnight?

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Can we get a Malachi the Nutcracker?

  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    I wonder how many people would flip out when you would put Bob Dylan on this list. Not because they think he isn't a rapper, but cause they think he started this artform with his "subterranean homesick blues"...

    *edit: white people

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    I wonder how many people would flip out when you would put Bob Dylan on this list. Not because they think he isn't a rapper, but cause they think he started this artform with his "subterranean homesick blues"...

    There are people that really think that?

  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    Can we get a Malachi the Nutcracker?

    I second Group Home.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts

    If you're going to dis Smith's early output based solely on "Parents Just Don't Understand," you clearly don't like rap.


    I too will put all that early JJ/FP stuff against the pop rap we've got today. That shit isn't even a competition.

    "Brand New Funk"

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