let's choose the WORST MOVIE EVER
SoulOnIce
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Since I go first, I get to hit a home run. Potential "All-Star" cast embarassing themselves in every scene?Check.Pointless visual effects/animation?Check.Constant switching between Elvis songs and Crystal Method score?Painful.Even Jon Lovitz can't save this disaster.I could go on, but why bother. Try to beat it, if you can.And none of that "so bad it's good" stuff ... so bad it's awful only.
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Nominated for hype-to-disappointment ratio.
its a toss off, i mean toss up between these two:
Scientology pet project-related.
don't get it twisted though, I ride hard for secret of the ooze
Will Ferrell, squandered. And a shit script. I actually worked as a grip on this one, for no credit.
ha ha, ice t suspended by his legs shooting everyone...LOL
THIS is the worst movie ever made, and it's out now (at least here)
To quote the beginning of a random movie review, "Words cannot accurately describe what a depressing experience each new film from spoof-laden writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer is."
BAN
any movie with Bob Cousy can not even be CONSIDERED.
Buggin'
All the college cameos make that shit heat.
Allan Houston at Tennesee =
Breakaway rims on a wooden backboard.......
Penny talmbout..."Coach I needs to play in a 4 & 1 system"
Shaq takin reading lessons!
Is this a transmission from a private mind garden where the movie you're talking about is not[/b] blue chips?
Come on, dude. Blue Chips. Think about it.
Is that the reason why i dont see u in the NBA thread?
cosign on pretty woman too
and come on...you can't have a worst movie thread without:
I wish everyone on earth could have the privilege of beating Freddie Prinze Jr. to death with 300 copies of this DVD in potato sack.
I know some people think this thing is great, but it is an abortion of a movie, I would have walked out, but my date and I were having too much fun making fun of this pretentious piece of shit:
This is truely the worst movie i have ever seen. I walked away 2/3rds into it not even caring what happened in the end.
I am going to have to go with Waterworld as the absolute worst -- but it was a lot of value, main;y, Costner, with gills, drinking piss.
he delivers the mail. credits roll.
And before I saw snatch it was:
The whole post made me laugh but this is great.
oh hell naw.
If we're talking just movies with a reputable director and/or cast - or, at the least, movies that attempted to be good - I nominate these turds:
EDIT: word to Brooklyn Rules. That shit was pitiful. Michael Corrente is such a hack director and it looks like Terrence Winter can't write shit outside of the Sopranos. Fuck that movie.