let's choose the WORST MOVIE EVER

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  • LeftyLefty 259 Posts

    Do movies for kids count?
    i had ti sit through this piece of garbage,
    when babysitting my friends sons

  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts






  • alieNDNalieNDN 2,181 Posts

    YES! i Frickin' hated this movie. then again im not a huge south park fan either.

    im sure there are about to be 100 "OH HELL NO" comments, however

    "america...fuck yeah" is the #1 song id love to never hear again.

    i am the biggest south park fan on earth and you are correct this was god awful. i think they were all obsessed with the medium and just rushed the content, the content was dismal...and a lot of ripped off stuff from south park that was done propper in cartoon form.

  • Garden State is an excellent choice.

  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts
    Garden State is an excellent choice.

    i dont even need to ever see this movie to give it an automatic

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts


    By far one of the worst films I have ever seen - mind-boggling bad.

  • hammertimehammertime 2,389 Posts


    cool concept, HORRIFIC execution.

  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts
    how about semi-recent futuristic movies that are already extremely dated?

    IMG src=http://www.5yaks.com/fifthele.jpg>

  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts


    cool concept, HORRIFIC execution.

    i still wanna see this. from what my friend told me about it it actually sounds pretty funny.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts


    cool concept, HORRIFIC execution.

    I think the first half of the movie was actually pretty decent but then it falls off hard in the second part.

  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts


    cool concept, HORRIFIC execution.

    Loved it.

  • Pistol_PetePistol_Pete 1,289 Posts


    This is the worst movie ever!
    It was right after Spacey and that annoying kid from 6th Sense's success.
    They add Helen Hunt to the mix and it's the most forced and contrived, overly sentimental piece of shit movie ever.

  • UnconSciUnconSci 824 Posts


    cool concept, HORRIFIC execution.

    i still wanna see this. from what my friend told me about it it actually sounds pretty funny.

    Yea... SOUNDS funny. This movie was soooo horrible I turned it off in like 10 minutes.


    C'mon you guys are putting snatch in this? Traffic?
    Both of those are good movies. Maybe not the best movies ever but c'mon you guys are on some other shit to put movies like that in this thread.

    How about the resident evil movies... those are pure pure pure shit.

    Poltergeist 2 anyone?

    I guess we cant get into horror movies cause the worse they are the better. But... Nacho Libre? ANY of those scary movie, epic movie, bullshit flicks.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    how about semi-recent futuristic movies that are already extremely dated?

    IMG src=http://www.5yaks.com/fifthele.jpg>

    This isn't a great film but dude, it's watch-able. Nowhere near "worst".

  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    how about semi-recent futuristic movies that are already extremely dated?

    IMG src=http://www.5yaks.com/fifthele.jpg>

    hip hop membership revoked. That's the fifth element son!

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    how about semi-recent futuristic movies that are already extremely dated?

    IMG src=http://www.5yaks.com/fifthele.jpg>

    This isn't a great film but dude, it's watch-able. Nowhere near "worst".

    I liked how it was the Heavy Metal Movie Taxi story made into a movie.

  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    I actually liked Nineth Gate -- up until that end. That shit was off-the-hook terrible.

    A lot of these choices are a little too obvious. I mean, yeah, What About Pat: The Movie and Carrot Top -- you can't pick those.

    I have never seen The Thin Red Line, or Badlands for that matter. But I recently saw Days of Heaven. That gets my vote for most beautiful but with the wackest story ever, if you could even call it a story.

    I like Blue Chips and The Fifth Element. Both movies I would never put on but can't turn off if they come on cable.

  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts
    how about semi-recent futuristic movies that are already extremely dated?

    IMG src=http://www.5yaks.com/fifthele.jpg>

    hip hop membership revoked. That's the fifth element son!

    hahaha!!!

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts





    ...although was it measurably worse than "Juno"? Hard to say.

    you're tripping. I OWN this, along with Bring It On (though not the sequels).

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts


    I had to sit through this shit w/ a ladyfriend. She giggled throughout this while I just couldnt see what was funny.

  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts


    I had to sit through this shit w/ a ladyfriend. She giggled throughout this while I just couldnt see what was funny.

    i will admit that i liked this movie when i first saw it, but its replay value is pretty much zero.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    you and Bassie just go ahead and start your own little anti-Stiller thread. leave Zoolander out of this.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    you and Bassie just go ahead and start your own little anti-Stiller thread. leave Zoolander out of this.

    Hee-hee

  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts


    I had to sit through this shit w/ a ladyfriend. She giggled throughout this while I just couldnt see what was funny.

    i will admit that i liked this movie when i first saw it, but its replay value is pretty much zero.


    I believe this is a soulstrut classic/favorite, so watch out for the backlash.

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    People that even claim to UNDERSTAND Thin Red Line, much less LIKE it are straight up lying. It took me 4 days to get through the whole movie, and by the end I had no idea what I had just watched.

    And then I saw snatch.

    In the theatre, becase my dumbass friend wanted to go.

    My wife and I sat there in agony. We wanted to leave soooo bad, but we were there with friends. We didn't laugh once. Other people were laughing during the movie and we would look at each other like "huh?" Its seemed like people were laughing at the parts that they were 'supposed' to laugh at... or maybe they didn't know if it was supposed to be funny, so they laughed just in case? Or maybe people actually thought that movie was funny. I hated it. to this day me and the wife both agree that snatch is THE WORST movie, HANDS DOWN that we have ever seen. Its our measurement standard for how bad a movie is.

    Now usually, I just rent movies (netflix), so if I don't like it I just turn it off. So I'm sure there are worse movies out there than snatch, but I didn't have to sit through them. Snatch I had to sit all the way through, AND I paid the goddam theatre rate to see it. God that movie was awful. And it had actors I like too.

    WORST.

    MOVIE.


    EVER.

  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts

    But I recently saw Days of Heaven. That gets my vote for most beautiful but with the wackest story ever, if you could even call it a story.


  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts


    I had to sit through this shit w/ a ladyfriend. She giggled throughout this while I just couldnt see what was funny.

    i will admit that i liked this movie when i first saw it, but its replay value is pretty much zero.


    I believe this is a soulstrut classic/favorite, so watch out for the backlash.

    Massive guilty pleasure. I can't explain it. It has all the elements of a bad movie but it just works.

  • alieNDNalieNDN 2,181 Posts


    my sis loved this and usually she doesnt have such bad taste but cmon

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
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