I played CYO basketball against a kid named "Usak" (or something like that???I only know it was pronounced "You suck"). His coach was yelling to him to get his attention and got thrown out of the game by the ref.
i was at a semi stuffy banquet after an art opening (i snuck in) where a lot of peeps were getting tipsy. a speech lady was thanking donors, including a ms. amy assplundher (or something like that) half the room busted out laughing and she ha to shush people. it was great.
Let's see...I went to college with a girl named Chrystie Shaffmaster (yeah, basically pronounced "shaftmaster"), and I went to high school with a kid named Alex Wiser whose dad's name was, I shit you not, Bud Wiser. Also, my mom's friend's husband is named Richard Sohr. He prefers to go by Dick. Dick Sohr (pronounced "dick sore").
Besides those cited above, other Airport Hazards Committee members include Dick Bangs[/b], Vincent Collins, Charlie Mason, Tom McNiff and Rick Rodes. Susan Mason, Eleanora Olivolo and Claire Sweeney are AHC Outreach members.
Girls with last names as their first names drives me nuts for some reason.
I'm not always mad at giving a girl a boy's name. I can get with Alex or Joey or something like that. but Hunter, Madison, Piper... ugh.
The weirdest thing I saw was when I went to a dance recital for my wife's little 7-year-old cousin in downstate Illinois. The program featured a litany of normal names spelled in the most heinous, stripper-esque ways. You can't name her Courtney? It has to be Khourtni? It's like destining (is that word?) them to be a porn star.
My girl works in the garment/fashion industry and the Asian English-language names kill me. Many native Chinese, Vietnamese, Singaporean, etc girls she works with take English names for ease of use; however, there's no connection to their born name so they basically pick one that they like or suits them. And them shits invariably sound like cheap porn or skripper names. I crack the fuck up when she picks up the phone at 2 am like, "hello? Oh, hi Diamond..."
I'll try to remember some more but the best has got to be "Creamy Cho".
NALGAS
Oh also she used to hang out with a girl named Chee-teh, pronounced "Cheetah". Not surprisingly, she was pretty hot.
A friend at schools dad had the all time classic name Mike Hunt.
There was a dude a couple of years older above me called Wayne Kerr (wanker = jerk off, for all non Brits.)
We had a kid a school call Wahid Iqbalm (although thas prob. not spelt correctly.) And if you say it in one go the D runs into the Iq. Well, the whole lower half of the school were called into the sports hall, and the teachers were checking the register, and read out his name. Lols ensued. Wahid and all his mates took offence, and a big fight erupts.
My girl works in the garment/fashion industry and the Asian English-language names kill me. Many native Chinese, Vietnamese, Singaporean, etc girls she works with take English names for ease of use; however, there's no connection to their born name so they basically pick one that they like or suits them. And them shits invariably sound like cheap porn or skripper names. I crack the fuck up when she picks up the phone at 2 am like, "hello? Oh, hi Diamond..."
I'll try to remember some more but the best has got to be "Creamy Cho".
NALGAS
Oh also she used to hang out with a girl named Chee-teh, pronounced "Cheetah". Not surprisingly, she was pretty hot.
One of my students is Vietnamese and her name is "Bich," which, during roll, I pronounced like "Beech" but she came up and corrected me afterwards: "it's pronounced 'bitch'".
My girl works in the garment/fashion industry and the Asian English-language names kill me. Many native Chinese, Vietnamese, Singaporean, etc girls she works with take English names for ease of use; however, there's no connection to their born name so they basically pick one that they like or suits them. And them shits invariably sound like cheap porn or skripper names. I crack the fuck up when she picks up the phone at 2 am like, "hello? Oh, hi Diamond..."
I'll try to remember some more but the best has got to be "Creamy Cho".
NALGAS
Oh also she used to hang out with a girl named Chee-teh, pronounced "Cheetah". Not surprisingly, she was pretty hot.
One of my students is Vietnamese and her name is "Bich," which, during roll, I pronounced like "Beech" but she came up and corrected me afterwards: "it's pronounced 'bitch'".
Yes. For like an two hours last night. Shit is out of control. Here are some highlights:
Soulja (boy) Souljah (girl) King Marvelous (best name ever!) Cobra Ricky (okay, THIS is the best name ever) Viper (girl!) 72ven (wtf?) The Great Osiris Getzmani (gets money!) Stylez Tru'Self Bonanza Guitarist Androjeny (!) Nikeair (swear to god) Pretty innocent Einstein Millionaire Amazing Godswill Godsdestiny Godsfavor Cutee (boy) Reality Destiny Desire Fansty Jus (yes, this is one name) Tiny Heaven Cloudy Knowledge Kirk Knowlegde (sic) Internity (sic) Mastor (sic) Master Thomas
Yes. For like an two hours last night. Shit is out of control. Here are some highlights:
Soulja (boy) Souljah (girl) King Marvelous (best name ever!) Cobra Ricky (okay, THIS is the best name ever) Viper (girl!) 72ven (wtf?) The Great Osiris Getzmani (gets money!) Stylez Tru'Self Bonanza Guitarist Androjeny (!) Nikeair (swear to god) Pretty innocent Einstein Millionaire Amazing Godswill Godsdestiny Godsfavor Cutee (boy) Reality Destiny Desire Fansty Jus (yes, this is one name) Tiny Heaven Cloudy Knowledge Kirk Knowlegde (sic) Internity (sic) Mastor (sic) Master Thomas
Cobra Ricky, Tiny Heaven, Internity, and Fansty are killing me. I know a guy named Sterling Silver, and twins named Orangejello and Lemonjello(pronounced oranjelo and lemonjelo).
A mate in Sydney named his kid Jediah Knight (Jedi Knight)... which was dope cause this dude was into Star wars before it got cool again and shit. I know a few latinos named after numbers like Segundo (2nd) or Octavio (8th) which was the order they where born in.....And one family friend, a guy, called Maria Jesus.... just to make sure he gets into heaven.
I went to school with an Osman Osman, and knew a cat whos last name was martin, and his fucked up parents decided to name him martin, so Martin Martin got dissed a fair bit....
An arab cat name Fuk Yusef, 2 asian brothers one named Ding and the other Dong (for real...), and two turkish brothers named Serkin and Gerkin.....
I also think lots of names might sound cool in one language but probably mean something bad in another. I found out my surname (which is french) means 'from the ditch' but Im loving that....
a kid named Boom.... damn thats fresh, like your not giving your kid a name, your giving him a tag and a dj/mc name..... wonder if he has a brother named Bap, and a sister name Bip.... hehehehe thats too fresh.
One of my students was Phil McCracken, there were twins at my primamry school Fish & Chips, also two others called Ford & Fairlane. One of my girlfriend's patients named their kid 'V8 Kahlua' as the first & middle names. I am not kidding.
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eat my shoarma U FUK.
James King
that's a very tempting location.
Let's see...I went to college with a girl named Chrystie Shaffmaster (yeah, basically pronounced "shaftmaster"), and I went to high school with a kid named Alex Wiser whose dad's name was, I shit you not, Bud Wiser. Also, my mom's friend's husband is named Richard Sohr. He prefers to go by Dick. Dick Sohr (pronounced "dick sore").
wait for it
Richard.
Are you kidding me?
And he's going to go through the rest of his life wondering why gay male prostitutes keep addressing him by his first name.
Girls with last names as their first names drives me nuts for some reason.
I'm not always mad at giving a girl a boy's name. I can get with Alex or Joey or something like that. but Hunter, Madison, Piper... ugh.
The weirdest thing I saw was when I went to a dance recital for my wife's little 7-year-old cousin in downstate Illinois. The program featured a litany of normal names spelled in the most heinous, stripper-esque ways. You can't name her Courtney? It has to be Khourtni? It's like destining (is that word?) them to be a porn star.
I'll try to remember some more but the best has got to be "Creamy Cho".
NALGAS
Oh also she used to hang out with a girl named Chee-teh, pronounced "Cheetah". Not surprisingly, she was pretty hot.
There was a dude a couple of years older above me called Wayne Kerr (wanker = jerk off, for all non Brits.)
We had a kid a school call Wahid Iqbalm (although thas prob. not spelt correctly.) And if you say it in one go the D runs into the Iq. Well, the whole lower half of the school were called into the sports hall, and the teachers were checking the register, and read out his name. Lols ensued. Wahid and all his mates took offence, and a big fight erupts.
One of my students is Vietnamese and her name is "Bich," which, during roll, I pronounced like "Beech" but she came up and corrected me afterwards: "it's pronounced 'bitch'".
Miss Bich if you're nasty?
Yes. For like an two hours last night. Shit is out of control. Here are some highlights:
Soulja (boy)
Souljah (girl)
King Marvelous (best name ever!)
Cobra Ricky (okay, THIS is the best name ever)
Viper (girl!)
72ven (wtf?)
The Great Osiris
Getzmani (gets money!)
Stylez
Tru'Self
Bonanza
Guitarist
Androjeny (!)
Nikeair (swear to god)
Pretty innocent
Einstein
Millionaire
Amazing
Godswill
Godsdestiny
Godsfavor
Cutee (boy)
Reality
Destiny Desire Fansty Jus (yes, this is one name)
Tiny Heaven
Cloudy
Knowledge Kirk
Knowlegde (sic)
Internity (sic)
Mastor (sic)
Master Thomas
Lost member of Theodore Unit?
ewww, that's an unfortunate one.
Cobra Ricky, Tiny Heaven, Internity, and Fansty are killing me. I know a guy named Sterling Silver, and twins named Orangejello and Lemonjello(pronounced oranjelo and lemonjelo).
has three children named Nineveh, Jericho and Babylon. I appreciate a theme as much as the next person, but yikes!
Roderick is right-handed, Loderick is left-handed.
I think they're at USC now...
anyways, i knew a kid named nefarious and another kid named KMEL yes, K.M.E.L.
I think that is awesome.
Someone should name their kid Dicksonia-Antarctica. I saw one over the weekend at the San Diego Botanical Garden.
I know a few latinos named after numbers like Segundo (2nd) or Octavio (8th) which was the order they where born in.....And one family friend, a guy, called Maria Jesus.... just to make sure he gets into heaven.
I went to school with an Osman Osman, and knew a cat whos last name was martin, and his fucked up parents decided to name him martin, so Martin Martin got dissed a fair bit....
An arab cat name Fuk Yusef, 2 asian brothers one named Ding and the other Dong (for real...), and two turkish brothers named Serkin and Gerkin.....
I also think lots of names might sound cool in one language but probably mean something bad in another. I found out my surname (which is french) means 'from the ditch' but Im loving that....
a kid named Boom.... damn thats fresh, like your not giving your kid a name, your giving him a tag and a dj/mc name..... wonder if he has a brother named Bap, and a sister name Bip.... hehehehe thats too fresh.
I think one of them transfered from USC this year.
Greatest sports name ever may be an old baseball player...Van Lingle Mungo