f*cked up kids names

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  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    i was helped by a woman with the name tag, "Daquari" in a Philly post office the other day. she put my stamp on upside down.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    A cutiepie from high-school was named Brown or Browne. NY Hippie shit.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Almond said:
    Genesis is a pretty good one, I have to say.

    Only in the beginning, though.




    Triple entendre right there.

  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts

  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts
    My friend had a client the other day named Cindy Sachrider

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,518 Posts
    bassie said:
    As is Adonis, which is the name of a failry known community worker around here.

    A call in radio show was talking about the immigrant experience. A fellow who had immigrated from Greece and attended HS in the US was telling his experiences. His name was Adonis and the host asked if he was teased. He said no one at the school knew the word.

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,518 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    I knew a dude named Trip...his brother's name was Graham and his sister's name was Sunshine.

    Trip is a nickname for any one named the III. Harvey Canal III would be called Trip around here or Trey.

  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    one of the worst jobs i've ever had out of college was designing junk mail for capital one. one of my bosses there was named jim butsavage. no joke... i thought it was french, and one day called him "mr. boosavaj" ... he held me after the meeting to tell me he appreciated me trying, but his name was butsavage and he was cool with it.

  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts
    An old teacher of mine also used to teach in Thailand. I'm not sure of the spelling but he said he'd had students with names that were pronounced Turdsack and Pisshead.

  • Bristol. Piper. Track. Willow. Trig.

  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    LaserWolf said:
    HarveyCanal said:
    I knew a dude named Trip...his brother's name was Graham and his sister's name was Sunshine.

    Trip is a nickname for any one named the III. Harvey Canal III would be called Trip around here or Trey.
    I think you may be missing the humor, which is all in the combination of those particular names in that particular order.

    Hint:


    There's a family here whose last name is Bornfreedom, and they've got three rangy boys named Almighty, Everlasting, and something I can't remember right now. If I was any of those kids' teacher, I'd have to start taking pills or something.

    Overall, though, the most fucked-up name I've heard in a while has to be that of South African government flack Tokyo Sexwale.

  • ever seen a loan on a Cadillac escalade get approved for a gentleman named Drunken Chief? cause i sure have.

  • motown67motown67 4,513 Posts
    I was walking through the hallways at work (I'm a high school teacher in Oakland) I heard some girl called Memory.

  • Laquisha
    La'Kisha
    La'Tanya
    Rohandra
    Bon'Quisha
    Sha'Tanya
    Toprameneesha
    La'Quishria
    Bonifa

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    chewlarock said:
    Laquisha
    Rohandra

    I like these

  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    Latrina

  • Bon VivantBon Vivant The Eye of the Storm 2,018 Posts
    Possum Tom said:
    one of the worst jobs i've ever had out of college was designing junk mail for capital one. one of my bosses there was named jim butsavage. no joke... i thought it was french, and one day called him "mr. boosavaj" ... he held me after the meeting to tell me he appreciated me trying, but his name was butsavage and he was cool with it.

    haha! That was cool of you.

  • minneapminneap 541 Posts
    I spent grades 1-3 with a kid named He She. We were too young to find any humor in it but looking back that was a pretty funny name.

  • snicka_gsnicka_g Hong Kong 276 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:


    One bloke we know (he's in A&R IIRC) called his son Max Danger, so he can say "Danger is my middle name". I assume that's if he makes it to adulthood. .
    Ha ha, my friend nameed his son Chase Danger Thakkar, Best name ever! Maybe one day he will meet Max Danger for a showdown!

  • mattBmattB (FTB) Anywhere 673 Posts
    I usually get questions about naming my twins.

    "Well what did you name them? You didnt give them same letter names like Jimmy/Joey?
    Cause that's not a healthy thing to do to twins."

    You have to separate them. Cause it's bad enough they're twins.

    We named ours... Gregory.
    And Shmegory.

    Which is just a coincidence. My father's name is Shmegory. And we've always loved the name Gregory.

  • stop lying!!! you sir, win.

    i suggested Harmonica for a friend who just had a baby boy. named after the dope Charles Bronson character. very hiphop/graf friendly: Harm-one. he called sterilize it into harmon. and if he was a tranny...monica. pretty dope. plus it would have boy named sue vibes, so he would most likely learn how to hold his own.

    they went with Ike.


    i remember reading that nas had someone in his crew called Wallet head

  • one of my former students found me on facebook but i didnt recognize the name...Logan V---hn. the friends we had in common led me to believe it was Rob. so i wrote back "Rob, that you? whats with Logan?" he responds. "yeah its me. Logan is my middle name. its awesome." enough said.

    an old girl of mine has two sons named Grayson and Scotland. hated it!!!

  • i got a friend whose son is Messiah and baby girl is Genesis.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    I told my lady the other day that I want to name our firstborn son T-Bone, and our second son Ribeye. I also put forth Filet for our first daughter.

    She dismissed Filet out of hand but said she was willing to consider T-Bone and Ribeye for male middle names.


  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    I told my lady the other day that I want to name our firstborn son T-Bone, and our second son Ribeye. I also put forth Filet for our first daughter.

    She dismissed Filet out of hand but said she was willing to consider T-Bone and Ribeye for male middle names.



    DO IT.

  • mattBmattB (FTB) Anywhere 673 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    T-Bone
    Not original enough.

  • Parents name child after Skyrim character.

    Dovahkiin? And then they give him a middle name like "Tom". What a ring that has!

    Though I can't criticize. They'll be saving $60 per year on Bethesda games, which more than makes up for the beatings and tauntings their child will receive.

  • a friend was telling me last night that she was babysitting for a child with the name "abcde" pronounced 'ab-suh-dee' that's a f*cked up name

  • in my day job I read around 6000 cases a year containing family details.. I've forgotten more than I can remember but a few I can recall..

    Siblings with the surname 'Genius'
    Iza & Izareal

    The extremely unfortunate..
    Secretia

    The unbelieable
    L-a (pronounced Ladesha)

    Talk about stigmatising...

  • Pullaporn is one of many great Thai names ending in porn.
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