f*cked up kids names

dayday 9,612 Posts
edited February 2008 in Strut Central
Real names from the Georgia name search database. 1. Aquemini 2. Assonia 3. Craymonyea 4. Daquantics 5. Deathony 6. Fartreze D'Angelic 7. Excedreanna 8. Extrasweet 9. Fartoon 10. Hhannerrikka 11. Kittisack 12. Lebardrick 13. Mountasia 14. No'Torious 15. Penisha 16. Porntip 17. Peachtreanna 18. Ramboy 19. Ramen 20. Shiteria (!) 21. Smoothtavious 22. Urhieness(courtesy of Poplicks) Wow.
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  • I once had a customer named Aquanetta.

    She was a white hippie chick.

    I want to name my son Oops. Or Cheapass'rubber.

  • Real names from the Georgia name search database.

    1. Aquemini
    2. Assonia
    3. Craymonyea
    4. Daquantics
    5. Deathony
    6. Fartreze D'Angelic
    7. Excedreanna
    8. Extrasweet
    9. Fartoon
    10. Hhannerrikka
    11. Kittisack
    12. Lebardrick
    13. Mountasia
    14. No'Torious
    15. Penisha
    16. Porntip
    17. Peachtreanna
    18. Ramboy
    19. Ramen
    20. Shiteria (!)
    21. Smoothtavious
    22. Urhieness

    (courtesy of Poplicks)

    Wow.

    i knew a ramen

    smoothtavious is dope!!!! having a name like that would be a blessing!
    6,9 and 16 is just wrong

    13,14, 15 kinda nice

    urban legend was a kid name pronounced sha-theed ...written shithead
    i dont believe it

    ramboy is hilarious

  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts

    4. Daquantics

    This sounds like a branch of mathematics or science.


    10. Hhannerrikka
    Kala certified.


    15. Penisha
    20. Shiteria (!)

    Wow.


  • 5. Deathony



    THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE


    THIS SHIT CALLED DEATH[/b]

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    You guys have no idea.
    I have worked weekends in a DC Children's Hospital for 8 years, registering patients. I have forgotten more crazy names than you will ever hear. More than that, I have had to spell names that sound normal, but are spelled crazy.

    Most memorable, the young lady named "Vagina". When a co-worker called out the name, Vagina's mom corrected her tersely, saying "That's Va-GIN-Ya!". But trust me, it was still spelled 'V-A-G-I-N-A'.

    Close second on the memorable: Pornecia

    best twins names, Million and Billion. And why do people name Twins the same name with a different middle name? I have seen this on at least 3 different occasions.

    Most popular drink names-tie between Moet and Hennesy. Also poular are the booze names run together, like Hennesy Jameson, or Takilla(yes, Tequila)Shardonnay.

    Favorite alliterative name, Amanda Pancakes.

    I wish I would have written them all down.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Can anyone even venture a guess as to which are names of males and which are females??


  • You guys have no idea.
    I have worked weekends in a DC Children's Hospital for 8 years, registering patients. I have forgotten more crazy names than you will ever hear. More than that, I have had to spell names that sound normal, but are spelled crazy.

    Most memorable, the young lady named "Vagina". When a co-worker called out the name, Vagina's mom corrected her tersely, saying "That's Va-GIN-Ya!". But trust me, it was still spelled 'V-A-G-I-N-A'.

    Close second on the memorable: Pornecia

    best twins names, Million and Billion. And why do people name Twins the same name with a different middle name? I have seen this on at least 3 different occasions.

    Most popular drink names-tie between Moet and Hennesy. Also poular are the booze names run together, like Hennesy Jameson, or Takilla(yes, Tequila)Shardonnay.

    Favorite alliterative name, Amanda Pancakes.

    I wish I would have written them all down.

    theres a chardonnay in the school i work at. cute young lady too (for when ako moves to philly)

    bak in the day, there was two greek brothers called kiaffa and chiante

    million and billion is the shit!!!!!! if i ever have twinboys, i'm biting that

  • dayday 9,612 Posts


    theres a chardonnay in the school i work at. cute young lady too (for when ako moves to philly)


    Ha! Yeah, Chardonnay isn't that bad. Fartoon on the other hand...

  • ok. props to the first strutter to use a name from that list for their newborn

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts


    theres a chardonnay in the school i work at. cute young lady too (for when ako moves to philly)


    Ha! Yeah, Chardonnay isn't that bad. Fartoon on the other hand...


    yeah, the liquor-based names I think were a product of the late 80s, early to mid 90s. Nowadays I see a lot of bible, and/or religious based names. Names like Heaven (usually spelled Heavynn, or some variation) or Messiah (again, just toss a 'y' in there somewhere, or an extra 'h', and generous use of accent punctuation)are huge around here. Nothing like registering a 4-year old named Nehimiah or Leviticus.

  • yea my friends mom was a social worker in pittsburgh and he mentioned escalade and other car names.... as well as like.... versace and shit like that.

    Getting named after a brand of anything is a bad look.

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    yea my friends mom was a social worker in pittsburgh and he mentioned escalade and other car names.... as well as like.... versace and shit like that.

    Getting named after a brand of anything is a bad look.

    Oh, the car names! That didn't even register after a while! Lexus, Porche, Miata, etc. those are pretty un-weird to me. I have never met an Escalade.

  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
    There's twins at my school named Tornado and Hurricane. I think they are Laotian.

    I have a new student named Grantnisha. I have a feeling it's a combo of her parents' names, like my student D'angalae (pronounced DAHN-jah-lay) who's named after Dan and something-lae I forget.

    I have a Khortavius- but he's no Smoothtavius. That is awesome.

  • we got a dartagnan who just graduated

    what about clashing names that work?
    west philly has Clavonta Dobson (pronounced cla-von-tay) aka Tubbs
    and i went to school with Delano Shane

  • twoplytwoply 2,903 Posts
    Some years ago my sister cut out a birth announcement from the local paper heralding a newborn girl named something along the lines of Amiricle Amuneek Preti Glameris[/b] (must be said aloud for full effect).

  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    the fucked up shit is the combo of two names to make a new one.

    my two faves
    a kid named 'Adrufer' (cus one brother wanted to call him andrew, the other fernando, so their mum decided on the sythesis of both)
    and Johmar (same shit excpet this chick I knew liked John, her mum liked Mark, and her lil bro got that shit name)

    and Berusca (what my mum was gonna name my sister until the neiughbours named their dog that...saving my sister from years of torment)


    Im gonna name my kids after record labels....


    any suggestions...?




  • waxjunkywaxjunky 1,847 Posts

    Im gonna name my kids after record labels....


    any suggestions...?

    Seeteeyai.

  • asstroasstro 1,752 Posts
    My best friend as a kid had an aunt named Waxana. There were like 13 siblings, so they musta run out of names they liked at some point.

    Another friend's mom was named Richardine. I guess her dad was naming the firstborn after himself no matter what.

    I am friends with Mookie Blaylock's brother. His name is Greg though, not Pookie or Schnookie (as it should be).

  • Real names from the Georgia name search database.

    1. Aquemini
    2. Assonia
    3. Craymonyea
    4. Daquantics
    5. Deathony
    6. Fartreze D'Angelic
    7. Excedreanna
    8. Extrasweet
    9. Fartoon
    10. Hhannerrikka
    11. Kittisack
    12. Lebardrick
    13. Mountasia
    14. No'Torious
    15. Penisha
    16. Porntip
    17. Peachtreanna
    18. Ramboy
    19. Ramen
    20. Shiteria (!)
    21. Smoothtavious
    22. Urhieness

    (courtesy of Poplicks)

    Wow.


    and some of those people you'll meet on MARTA while they piss their pants.


  • Im gonna name my kids after record labels

    On the reality series The Real World, one year they had a cast member named Coral.

  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 2,654 Posts
    The worst is women with male names.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    The worst is women with male names.


    I went out with a girl named Ben, it kinda suited her. She was cute enough to pull it off.
    She named herself it too, cause her real name was one of those Jamaican names that's slight twist on a English name, and she got tired of correcting people who got it wrong.

  • dayday 9,612 Posts
    Real names from the Georgia name search database.

    1. Aquemini
    2. Assonia
    3. Craymonyea
    4. Daquantics
    5. Deathony
    6. Fartreze D'Angelic
    7. Excedreanna
    8. Extrasweet
    9. Fartoon
    10. Hhannerrikka
    11. Kittisack
    12. Lebardrick
    13. Mountasia
    14. No'Torious
    15. Penisha
    16. Porntip
    17. Peachtreanna
    18. Ramboy
    19. Ramen
    20. Shiteria (!)
    21. Smoothtavious
    22. Urhieness

    (courtesy of Poplicks)

    Wow.


    and some of those people you'll meet on MARTA while they piss their pants.

    Maaaaan I went to school with a dude named Warren Booty who was on some other shit if you know what I mean.


  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    5. Deathony
    this one seems pretty normal

  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,386 Posts
    The two tearaway kids next door to me are called Neo and Champagne.

  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,269 Posts
    There are a couple of Ikeas that I know of.

    One bloke we know (he's in A&R IIRC) called his son Max Danger, so he can say "Danger is my middle name". I assume that's if he makes it to adulthood. 100% TREW.

    Coral is one of the dinner ladies here. Quite a common name here amongst older ladies.

    Our email system had folks called "Raj Tosser", "Angela Snowball", "Brian Blackadder" - all real people.

    My son has a classmate called "Brooklyn". Copying Mr. Beckham. The family seem nice enough, just can't understand it.

  • HamHam 872 Posts

    million and billion is the shit!!!!!! if i ever have twinboys, i'm biting that

    damn, Million is gonna have some issues later on, his brother being worth a thousand times more than him and all

  • waxjunkywaxjunky 1,847 Posts
    My friend works in the tech industry, and there is someone from their South Korea office named Edwin Yew Fat Kok. Needless to say, even though they have never met this gentleman, he is a legend in the San Jose office.
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