f*cked up kids names

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  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    I played CYO basketball against a kid named "Usak" (or something like that???I only know it was pronounced "You suck"). His coach was yelling to him to get his attention and got thrown out of the game by the ref.

  • fejmelbafejmelba 1,139 Posts
    got a turkish shoarma parler in my street called UFUK.
    eat my shoarma U FUK.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    The worst is women with male names.




    James King

  • dayday 9,612 Posts

    eat my shoarma U FUK.

    that's a very tempting location.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    i was at a semi stuffy banquet after an art opening (i snuck in) where a lot of peeps were getting tipsy. a speech lady was thanking donors, including a ms. amy assplundher (or something like that) half the room busted out laughing and she ha to shush people. it was great.

    Let's see...I went to college with a girl named Chrystie Shaffmaster (yeah, basically pronounced "shaftmaster"), and I went to high school with a kid named Alex Wiser whose dad's name was, I shit you not, Bud Wiser. Also, my mom's friend's husband is named Richard Sohr. He prefers to go by Dick. Dick Sohr (pronounced "dick sore").

  • i went to school with a kid named joe weed. his dads name, was, yes.








































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    Richard.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    One of the Selectmen in my hometown is named Dick Bangs. I shit you not. An article from the local paper. Last ???graph:

    Besides those cited above, other Airport Hazards Committee members include Dick Bangs[/b], Vincent Collins, Charlie Mason, Tom McNiff and Rick Rodes. Susan Mason, Eleanora Olivolo and Claire Sweeney are AHC Outreach members.

  • if your last name was Bagge, you could name your kids Richard, Jim ...

  • twoplytwoply 2,903 Posts
    If we're going there, I've also known a Richard Hunter and a Richard Calas.

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    I know a couple who named their son "Sailor".

    Are you kidding me?

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    I know a couple who named their son "Sailor".

    Are you kidding me?

    And he's going to go through the rest of his life wondering why gay male prostitutes keep addressing him by his first name.

  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    oh yeah I almost forgot I knew a girl in high school named Holly Morehead...not Moorehead, MOREhead.

  • I went to elementary school with a kid named Ltcharles, pronounced LITcharles. Cool kid, cool name.

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts

    Don't forget the last names as first names:

    McKenzie
    Taylor
    Hunter
    Blair
    Logan


    especially for girls...





    Girls with last names as their first names drives me nuts for some reason.

    I'm not always mad at giving a girl a boy's name. I can get with Alex or Joey or something like that. but Hunter, Madison, Piper... ugh.


    The weirdest thing I saw was when I went to a dance recital for my wife's little 7-year-old cousin in downstate Illinois. The program featured a litany of normal names spelled in the most heinous, stripper-esque ways. You can't name her Courtney? It has to be Khourtni? It's like destining (is that word?) them to be a porn star.

  • My girl works in the garment/fashion industry and the Asian English-language names kill me. Many native Chinese, Vietnamese, Singaporean, etc girls she works with take English names for ease of use; however, there's no connection to their born name so they basically pick one that they like or suits them. And them shits invariably sound like cheap porn or skripper names. I crack the fuck up when she picks up the phone at 2 am like, "hello? Oh, hi Diamond..."

    I'll try to remember some more but the best has got to be "Creamy Cho".

    NALGAS


    Oh also she used to hang out with a girl named Chee-teh, pronounced "Cheetah". Not surprisingly, she was pretty hot.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    A friend at schools dad had the all time classic name Mike Hunt.

    There was a dude a couple of years older above me called Wayne Kerr (wanker = jerk off, for all non Brits.)


    We had a kid a school call Wahid Iqbalm (although thas prob. not spelt correctly.) And if you say it in one go the D runs into the Iq. Well, the whole lower half of the school were called into the sports hall, and the teachers were checking the register, and read out his name. Lols ensued. Wahid and all his mates took offence, and a big fight erupts.

  • mannybolonemannybolone 15,030 Posts
    My girl works in the garment/fashion industry and the Asian English-language names kill me. Many native Chinese, Vietnamese, Singaporean, etc girls she works with take English names for ease of use; however, there's no connection to their born name so they basically pick one that they like or suits them. And them shits invariably sound like cheap porn or skripper names. I crack the fuck up when she picks up the phone at 2 am like, "hello? Oh, hi Diamond..."

    I'll try to remember some more but the best has got to be "Creamy Cho".

    NALGAS


    Oh also she used to hang out with a girl named Chee-teh, pronounced "Cheetah". Not surprisingly, she was pretty hot.

    One of my students is Vietnamese and her name is "Bich," which, during roll, I pronounced like "Beech" but she came up and corrected me afterwards: "it's pronounced 'bitch'".

  • My girl works in the garment/fashion industry and the Asian English-language names kill me. Many native Chinese, Vietnamese, Singaporean, etc girls she works with take English names for ease of use; however, there's no connection to their born name so they basically pick one that they like or suits them. And them shits invariably sound like cheap porn or skripper names. I crack the fuck up when she picks up the phone at 2 am like, "hello? Oh, hi Diamond..."

    I'll try to remember some more but the best has got to be "Creamy Cho".

    NALGAS


    Oh also she used to hang out with a girl named Chee-teh, pronounced "Cheetah". Not surprisingly, she was pretty hot.

    One of my students is Vietnamese and her name is "Bich," which, during roll, I pronounced like "Beech" but she came up and corrected me afterwards: "it's pronounced 'bitch'".

    Miss Bich if you're nasty?


  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts



    Anybody use the search on that site?

    Yes. For like an two hours last night. Shit is out of control. Here are some highlights:

    Soulja (boy)
    Souljah (girl)
    King Marvelous (best name ever!)
    Cobra Ricky (okay, THIS is the best name ever)
    Viper (girl!)
    72ven (wtf?)
    The Great Osiris
    Getzmani (gets money!)
    Stylez
    Tru'Self
    Bonanza
    Guitarist
    Androjeny (!)
    Nikeair (swear to god)
    Pretty innocent
    Einstein
    Millionaire
    Amazing
    Godswill
    Godsdestiny
    Godsfavor
    Cutee (boy)
    Reality
    Destiny Desire Fansty Jus (yes, this is one name)
    Tiny Heaven
    Cloudy
    Knowledge Kirk
    Knowlegde (sic)
    Internity (sic)
    Mastor (sic)
    Master Thomas

  • Johnny's poast reminds me of a lot of unintentionally fucked up Vietnamese & Tai names and Restaurants



  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    Knowledge Kirk

    Lost member of Theodore Unit?

  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,321 Posts

    Also Candida is not a good look.

    ewww, that's an unfortunate one.




  • Anybody use the search on that site?

    Yes. For like an two hours last night. Shit is out of control. Here are some highlights:

    Soulja (boy)
    Souljah (girl)
    King Marvelous (best name ever!)
    Cobra Ricky (okay, THIS is the best name ever)
    Viper (girl!)
    72ven (wtf?)
    The Great Osiris
    Getzmani (gets money!)
    Stylez
    Tru'Self
    Bonanza
    Guitarist
    Androjeny (!)
    Nikeair (swear to god)
    Pretty innocent
    Einstein
    Millionaire
    Amazing
    Godswill
    Godsdestiny
    Godsfavor
    Cutee (boy)
    Reality
    Destiny Desire Fansty Jus (yes, this is one name)
    Tiny Heaven
    Cloudy
    Knowledge Kirk
    Knowlegde (sic)
    Internity (sic)
    Mastor (sic)
    Master Thomas


    Cobra Ricky, Tiny Heaven, Internity, and Fansty are killing me. I know a guy named Sterling Silver, and twins named Orangejello and Lemonjello(pronounced oranjelo and lemonjelo).

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    Istvan Kantor a video/performance/installation artist from Toronto




    has three children named Nineveh, Jericho and Babylon. I appreciate a theme as much as the next person, but yikes!

  • My all-time favorite is the identical twin basketball players from Rainier Beach - Roderick and Loderick Stewart.

    Roderick is right-handed, Loderick is left-handed.

    I think they're at USC now...

  • man i lived in the bay for a few years so you know i know a chinese dude named funston.

    anyways, i knew a kid named nefarious and another kid named KMEL yes, K.M.E.L.

  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    there's a grocery store on Fell St. where a kid bags groceries. That kid is named "Boom".
    I think that is awesome.

    Someone should name their kid Dicksonia-Antarctica. I saw one over the weekend at the San Diego Botanical Garden.

  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    A mate in Sydney named his kid Jediah Knight (Jedi Knight)... which was dope cause this dude was into Star wars before it got cool again and shit.
    I know a few latinos named after numbers like Segundo (2nd) or Octavio (8th) which was the order they where born in.....And one family friend, a guy, called Maria Jesus.... just to make sure he gets into heaven.

    I went to school with an Osman Osman, and knew a cat whos last name was martin, and his fucked up parents decided to name him martin, so Martin Martin got dissed a fair bit....

    An arab cat name Fuk Yusef, 2 asian brothers one named Ding and the other Dong (for real...), and two turkish brothers named Serkin and Gerkin.....

    I also think lots of names might sound cool in one language but probably mean something bad in another. I found out my surname (which is french) means 'from the ditch' but Im loving that....



    a kid named Boom.... damn thats fresh, like your not giving your kid a name, your giving him a tag and a dj/mc name..... wonder if he has a brother named Bap, and a sister name Bip.... hehehehe thats too fresh.

  • holmesholmes 3,532 Posts
    One of my students was Phil McCracken, there were twins at my primamry school Fish & Chips, also two others called Ford & Fairlane. One of my girlfriend's patients named their kid 'V8 Kahlua' as the first & middle names. I am not kidding.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    My all-time favorite is the identical twin basketball players from Rainier Beach - Roderick and Loderick Stewart.

    Roderick is right-handed, Loderick is left-handed.

    I think they're at USC now...

    I think one of them transfered from USC this year.

    Greatest sports name ever may be an old baseball player...Van Lingle Mungo
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