HarveyCanal"a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
Perhaps my soulstrut trivia muscles have atrophied, but isn't Harvey a former resident of California?
saying. that's the irony of his tirades. or I should say "one of the many, many ironic aspects of his tirades."
Under no one's standards am I considered as someone who relocated here from California.
well, right, except that you did.
I guess once you've convinced yourself that you're "down," objective reality sorta just becomes a nuisance.
Reality:
I moved to Austin originally[/b] from Houston.
After 8 years in Austin, I moved to California for 5 years. Then I moved to Oregon for a year. Then I moved back[/b] to Austin.
Thus...no one, but you I suppose, sees me as one of the many Californians gentrifying Austin.
But hey, if you can find some sort of bitchass technicality that suddenly makes everyone's very real perceptions invalid, go right ahead. I'm sure all those folks are going to move with haste to come around to your way of thiniing.
all you've proven dude is that you're one of the millions of Americans that has moved from one place to another. the same kind of people you've been shitting on for diluting your illusory Austin driving culture or whatever dumb shit you started this argument with. you're not any better than them. try to understand that.
HarveyCanal"a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
all you've proven dude is that you're one of the millions of Americans that has moved from one place to another. the same kind of people you've been shitting on for diluting your illusory Austin driving culture or whatever dumb shit you started this argument with. you're not any better than them. try to understand that.
"Better than"? Sorry, but that's your[/b] baggage that you[/b] are projecting onto this discussion so that you can have yet another one of your[/b] tirades of unjustified snobbery.
1 - People who cough not b/c they're sick, but out of nervousness/the love of hearing themselves cough.
That's a new one.
I mean, how can one have a cold-related cough 365 days a year and not be dead yet? This person is a non-smoker.
I work with a guy like this, drives me nuts, also whenever he tries to crack a joke he follows it with a cough....without fail. Irritates me beyond belief.
Nothing irritates me more than going to the flicks and having some asshole kick the back of your seat. In a perfect world, these douchebags would be immediately escorted outside and beaten to a bloody pulp.
Nothing irritates me more than going to the flicks and having some asshole kick the back of your seat. In a perfect world, these douchebags would be immediately escorted outside and beaten to a bloody pulp.
sayin.
Went to the movies last night and these fools behind were laughing so loud and obnoxious like, i just had to look at them and . It's like they reallllly want everyone to know that THEY think the jokes are funny.
A traveling salesman visiting a small town in rural T exas saw a circus banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan". The salesman was curious, so he bought a ticket. The tent went dark. Suddenly, trumpets blared, the lights came up, and all eyes turned to the center ring. There was revealed a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to the table was an old retired cowboy. Suddenly, the old cowboy unzipped his jeans, whipped it out, and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause, and the elderly Texan was carried off on their shoulders. Ten years later, the salesman visits the same little town, and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same banner warning: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan". He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his act. So he buys a ticket. Again, when the center ring is illuminated, there stand the table and the old cowboy. But this time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The old guy stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly, whips it out, and smashes the coconuts with three amazing swings. The crowd goes wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the old Texan, "but I have to know something. You're older now, so why in the world would you switch from walnuts to coconuts?" "Well," says the old cowboy, "my eyes ain't what they used to be."
A traveling salesman visiting a small town in rural T exas saw a circus banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan". The salesman was curious, so he bought a ticket. The tent went dark. Suddenly, trumpets blared, the lights came up, and all eyes turned to the center ring. There was revealed a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to the table was an old retired cowboy. Suddenly, the old cowboy unzipped his jeans, whipped it out, and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause, and the elderly Texan was carried off on their shoulders. Ten years later, the salesman visits the same little town, and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same banner warning: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan". He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his act. So he buys a ticket. Again, when the center ring is illuminated, there stand the table and the old cowboy. But this time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The old guy stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly, whips it out, and smashes the coconuts with three amazing swings. The crowd goes wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the old Texan, "but I have to know something. You're older now, so why in the world would you switch from walnuts to coconuts?" "Well," says the old cowboy, "my eyes ain't what they used to be."
people calling dj shadow JOSH drives me FUCKIN NUTS!!!
...but what about those of us who actually know josh? can we still call him josh? there seem to be a lot of rules about calling people by their birthed name these days.
My pet peeve that gets me is when you have an old crusty looking over your shoulder while you're diggin and feels the need to utter "Well, not much in those bins huh"?. Yeah, while I'm doing all of the work diggin' that clown didn't notice the test pressings I'm hidding.
people who leave the toilet seat up. maybe i piss sitting down... i dont... but fuck dick now i gotta drop that shit (literally and figuratively)
people who dont move the fuck out of the way on the bus/train. ive already said excuse me and now im going to push you out of the way.
Frickin' schoolkids on the bus... seriously, all of them. had to push one little fucktards head outta my face when he was going to scream "whore" to some little girl standing on the street. like im going to let you scream something across my face. Frickin' retards.
parents who dont teach their Frickin' kids manners. if i have to sit on the Frickin' bus and hear these goddamn kids call each other an african booty licker (and their black) im going to cry. seriously. learn something you ignorant fucks... id say the same about the hispanics on the bus but i cant understand a Frickin' word they say... and chinese kids mostly just hover in silence so their parents should teach them how to be alive.
coworkers who take my pen w/o asking. i make notches on my pens and god help you if i find you holding it.
as aaron and i discussed at kusf: no you cant have the $150 record for $75. why would you even try and drop a price on me that low? its just Frickin' disrespectful you cheap fuck.
i know its sunday but do you have to drive like your fisting yourself? seriously theres a gas pedal Frickin' use it already.
if you spill something clean that shit up. dont just Frickin' leave it there for the next person. this goes back to bad parenting. maybe you just didnt learn how to do things and need some proper training on how to not be a retard anymore.
people who leave the toilet seat up. maybe i piss sitting down... i dont... but fuck dick now i gotta drop that shit (literally and figuratively)
people who dont move the fuck out of the way on the bus/train. ive already said excuse me and now im going to push you out of the way.
Frickin' schoolkids on the bus... seriously, all of them. had to push one little fucktards head outta my face when he was going to scream "whore" to some little girl standing on the street. like im going to let you scream something across my face. Frickin' retards.
parents who dont teach their Frickin' kids manners. if i have to sit on the Frickin' bus and hear these goddamn kids call each other an african booty licker (and their black) im going to cry. seriously. learn something you ignorant fucks... id say the same about the hispanics on the bus but i cant understand a Frickin' word they say... and chinese kids mostly just hover in silence so their parents should teach them how to be alive.
coworkers who take my pen w/o asking. i make notches on my pens and god help you if i find you holding it.
as aaron and i discussed at kusf: no you cant have the $150 record for $75. why would you even try and drop a price on me that low? its just Frickin' disrespectful you cheap fuck.
i know its sunday but do you have to drive like your fisting yourself? seriously theres a gas pedal Frickin' use it already.
if you spill something clean that shit up. dont just Frickin' leave it there for the next person. this goes back to bad parenting. maybe you just didnt learn how to do things and need some proper training on how to not be a retard anymore.
whoa. u take the bus now? what about all the cooties on the bus?
ive lost my manhood since being married (and even before when we were just dating) and the wife keeps the car. so yes ive subjected myself to the bus and because of this i hate teenagers even more than i did before. though i do get much enjoyment from pushing them out of my way and telling them to shut the fuck up, gather up the last bit of self-respect you have from the ignorant bullshit youve been spitting at one another, and to let their parents know that theyve done a bad job at raising them.
parents who dont teach their Frickin' kids manners. if i have to sit on the Frickin' bus and hear these goddamn kids call each other an african booty licker (and their black) im going to cry. seriously. learn something you ignorant fucks... id say the same about the hispanics on the bus but i cant understand a Frickin' word they say... and chinese kids mostly just hover in silence so their parents should teach them how to be alive.
parents who dont teach their Frickin' kids manners. if i have to sit on the Frickin' bus and hear these goddamn kids call each other an african booty licker (and their black) im going to cry. seriously. learn something you ignorant fucks... id say the same about the hispanics on the bus but i cant understand a Frickin' word they say... and chinese kids mostly just hover in silence so their parents should teach them how to be alive.
people who leave the toilet seat up. maybe i piss sitting down... i dont... but fuck dick now i gotta drop that shit (literally and figuratively)
people who dont move the fuck out of the way on the bus/train. ive already said excuse me and now im going to push you out of the way.
Frickin' schoolkids on the bus... seriously, all of them. had to push one little fucktards head outta my face when he was going to scream "whore" to some little girl standing on the street. like im going to let you scream something across my face. Frickin' retards.
parents who dont teach their Frickin' kids manners. if i have to sit on the Frickin' bus and hear these goddamn kids call each other an african booty licker (and their black) im going to cry. seriously. learn something you ignorant fucks... id say the same about the hispanics on the bus but i cant understand a Frickin' word they say... and chinese kids mostly just hover in silence so their parents should teach them how to be alive.
coworkers who take my pen w/o asking. i make notches on my pens and god help you if i find you holding it.
as aaron and i discussed at kusf: no you cant have the $150 record for $75. why would you even try and drop a price on me that low? its just Frickin' disrespectful you cheap fuck.
i know its sunday but do you have to drive like your fisting yourself? seriously theres a gas pedal Frickin' use it already.
if you spill something clean that shit up. dont just Frickin' leave it there for the next person. this goes back to bad parenting. maybe you just didnt learn how to do things and need some proper training on how to not be a retard anymore.
...just venting a bit. its been a minute for me.
Seriously though, C'mon tell us how you REALLY feel J-Lo!
B/W:
i know its sunday but do you have to drive like your fisting yourself?
-white folks with afros or dreadlocks (and....????)
-people at the gym who drop their weights hella loud. The metal on metal clang seems like it's Frickin' multiplied in the thousands due to the echo
-Going to go to grab a specific set of weights and not being to find them anywhere.
-The awkward/neurotic sensation I feel when i'm waiting for the next machine to be unoccupied...I think people think I'm just hanging out at the gym starring at people.
- People that bump into you at clubs, sort of intentionally because they are like so cool and are too self- important to be courteous.
- Folks that can't respect other people's personal space.
whoa. u take the bus now? what about all the cooties on the bus?
ive lost my manhood since being married (and even before when we were just dating) and the wife keeps the car. so yes ive subjected myself to the bus and because of this i hate teenagers even more than i did before. though i do get much enjoyment from pushing them out of my way and telling them to shut the fuck up, gather up the last bit of self-respect you have from the ignorant bullshit youve been spitting at one another, and to let their parents know that theyve done a bad job at raising them.
hey! its manly to ride the bus. stop going to the back of the bus where all the kids are holmes. do u take the electric bus? my favorite is when some fucker gets pissed off and follows the bus pulling them sticks off the electric wire thing.
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Reality:
I moved to Austin originally[/b] from Houston.
After 8 years in Austin, I moved to California for 5 years. Then I moved to Oregon for a year. Then I moved back[/b] to Austin.
Thus...no one, but you I suppose, sees me as one of the many Californians gentrifying Austin.
But hey, if you can find some sort of bitchass technicality that suddenly makes everyone's very real perceptions invalid, go right ahead. I'm sure all those folks are going to move with haste to come around to your way of thiniing.
Chalk one up for Rootless. He's *won* again.
"Better than"? Sorry, but that's your[/b] baggage that you[/b] are projecting onto this discussion so that you can have yet another one of your[/b] tirades of unjustified snobbery.
SHUT UP.
I mean, how can one have a cold-related cough 365 days a year and not be dead yet? This person is a non-smoker.
In a perfect world, these douchebags would be immediately escorted outside and beaten to a bloody pulp.
people who eat chips
Poor spelling.
I'm sorry, I just love coughing.
sayin.
Went to the movies last night and these fools behind were laughing so loud and obnoxious like, i just had to look at them and
busters.
A traveling salesman visiting a small town in rural T exas saw a circus banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan". The salesman was curious, so he bought a ticket. The tent went dark. Suddenly, trumpets blared, the lights came up, and all eyes turned to the center ring. There was revealed a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to the table was an old retired cowboy. Suddenly, the old cowboy unzipped his jeans, whipped it out, and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause, and the elderly Texan was carried off on their shoulders.
Ten years later, the salesman visits the same little town, and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same banner warning: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan". He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his act. So he buys a ticket.
Again, when the center ring is illuminated, there stand the table and the old cowboy. But this time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The old guy stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly, whips it out, and smashes the coconuts with three amazing swings. The crowd goes wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the old Texan, "but I have to know something. You're older now, so why in the world would you switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," says the old cowboy, "my eyes ain't what they used to be."
so is the Amazing Texan, Harvey?
Sure, why not. And the walnuts/coconuts can be the carperbaggeurs and the Californian Gentry.
HA!
then, what about the lizard people?
...but what about those of us who actually know josh? can we still call him josh? there seem to be a lot of rules about calling people by their birthed name these days.
people who dont move the fuck out of the way on the bus/train. ive already said excuse me and now im going to push you out of the way.
Frickin' schoolkids on the bus... seriously, all of them. had to push one little fucktards head outta my face when he was going to scream "whore" to some little girl standing on the street. like im going to let you scream something across my face. Frickin' retards.
parents who dont teach their Frickin' kids manners. if i have to sit on the Frickin' bus and hear these goddamn kids call each other an african booty licker (and their black) im going to cry. seriously. learn something you ignorant fucks... id say the same about the hispanics on the bus but i cant understand a Frickin' word they say... and chinese kids mostly just hover in silence so their parents should teach them how to be alive.
coworkers who take my pen w/o asking. i make notches on my pens and god help you if i find you holding it.
as aaron and i discussed at kusf: no you cant have the $150 record for $75. why would you even try and drop a price on me that low? its just Frickin' disrespectful you cheap fuck.
i know its sunday but do you have to drive like your fisting yourself? seriously theres a gas pedal Frickin' use it already.
if you spill something clean that shit up. dont just Frickin' leave it there for the next person. this goes back to bad parenting. maybe you just didnt learn how to do things and need some proper training on how to not be a retard anymore.
...just venting a bit. its been a minute for me.
that's how it's done folks. take notes.
People who say "toodles"
People who call me by my nickname who met me one Frickin' minute ago
People who fuck with my shower towel
People who fill up the fridge with leftovers and NEVER Frickin' touch them again
People who eat my leftover pizza
People who are rude to waitstaff on purpose
People who order about $100 worth of food in front of me in the In N Out drive thru
I could go on...
ive lost my manhood since being married (and even before when we were just dating) and the wife keeps the car. so yes ive subjected myself to the bus and because of this i hate teenagers even more than i did before. though i do get much enjoyment from pushing them out of my way and telling them to shut the fuck up, gather up the last bit of self-respect you have from the ignorant bullshit youve been spitting at one another, and to let their parents know that theyve done a bad job at raising them.
What about the white kids?
White kids take the bus?
Seriously though, C'mon tell us how you REALLY feel J-Lo!
B/W:
-people at the gym who drop their weights hella loud. The metal on metal clang seems like it's Frickin'
multiplied in the thousands due to the echo
-Going to go to grab a specific set of weights and not being to find them anywhere.
-The awkward/neurotic sensation I feel when i'm waiting for the next machine to be unoccupied...I think people think I'm just hanging out at the gym starring at people.
- People that bump into you at clubs, sort of intentionally because they are like so cool and are too self-
important to be courteous.
- Folks that can't respect other people's personal space.
hey! its manly to ride the bus. stop going to the back of the bus where all the kids are holmes. do u take the electric bus? my favorite is when some fucker gets pissed off and follows the bus pulling them sticks off the electric wire thing.