Scott Storch's Gucci Frames Are Not Fooling Anyone[/b]
To be honest with you, we have very little idea what or who Scott Storch is. Everytime we see his picture, he sort of reminds us of a little boy with cancer, whose parents have dressed him up in designer duds so that he may enjoy his last year on the planet. Only, it???s worse, as Scott Storch in general gives us the creeps (see, left). And according to an item in today???s Page Six, we???re not alone:
"SCOTT Storch is a hot record producer, but some of his lady friends are cold. Storch had a birthday party for himself last month in Miami at the nightclub Mansion. A friend tells us, ???He???s upset that none of his famous female friends - Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears - bothered to show up. And he even gave Lindsay $1 million in diamonds over New Year???s!"
Ohhhh, now we get it: Scott Storch is the rich dork who went to your high school, the guy who tried to buy his way into the cool circles, but could only get so far because he looked like a little kid with cancer. We all had that kid in our school, the one who would throw their birthday party on a three-day cruise to the Bahamas, only to have the jocks try to drown him in the Atlantic Ocean.
I'm totally drawing a blank on this one. I bet Dollar Bin can knock it out the park with an animated gif or somthing. ...and that blurb Day posted above murdered it!
put a big lion medallion on homeboys chest and it looks to me like he thinks he's ghostface. he is softbatch unless he shows up in court with the robe.
"Y da fuck did scott storch feel the need 2 say nigga? Cracker ass bitch lil blood hound looking muthafucka I hope timbo smack yo weak ass when he see u. Ole milk of magnesia, white bread mcculley culkin farmer boy lookin mother fucka. Dont let me see you in da streets Ima make yo weak ass apologize to me and every black person on da street nigga"
sounds like something i would have scrawled 3 yeras ago as L13
problem with timbo is he is so fat now he can't get out of his own way head to head my money is on timbo's bodyguards
"Y da fuck did scott storch feel the need 2 say nigga? Cracker ass bitch lil blood hound looking muthafucka I hope timbo smack yo weak ass when he see u. Ole milk of magnesia, white bread mcculley culkin farmer boy lookin mother fucka. Dont let me see you in da streets Ima make yo weak ass apologize to me and every black person on da street nigga"
sounds like something i would have scrawled 3 yeras ago as L13
problem with timbo is he is so fat now he can't get out of his own way head to head my money is on timbo's bodyguards
deej
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dude needs to lay off the dairy
This is great.
The only thing that would be hotter would be if the one deej were to record a Scott Storch diss!
danger? is he talkin' bout danger mouse?
I request a graemlin!
Paging the boy Quo, or the one Dollar Bin.
I love how Storch is telling Timbo he doesn't have a "hood pass". wtf????
I just signed Magoo for $10. He said he was mad at you.
beat so hot dude needs to wear sunglasses behind the triton
Jesus christ those sandals are
I'm totally drawing a blank on this one.
I bet Dollar Bin can knock it out the park with an animated gif or somthing.
...and that blurb Day posted above murdered it!
put a big lion medallion on homeboys chest and it looks to me like he thinks he's ghostface. he is softbatch unless he shows up in court with the robe.
Scott drops the n-bomb at the end of the track.
Who gives out the permission cards that allow white folks to say that?
sounds like something i would have scrawled 3 yeras ago as L13
problem with timbo is he is so fat now he can't get out of his own way
head to head my money is on timbo's bodyguards
I'm pretty sure that was Nox.
Actually, Tim lost a lot of weight through bodybuilding over the past three years.
He's put some of it back on, but he's nowhere near as big as he was.
AHHHHH!!!! this dude is so gross. the disturbing part is realizing that he is naked under that robe.
YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH TIMBALAND, SON.
This track sounds like some mid-90s Hypnotized Minds throwaway shit originally made for a La Chat mixtape.
Yeah, the whole reason he started working out is because he had become a total fuckin' fatass.
Whatever drugs Storch is doing that made him make this dis song--hell, that made him make this wack-ass beat--he needs to quit them, pronto.