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spam that's make you say WHA?

Secret_ChimpSecret_Chimp 915 Posts
edited June 2005 in Strut Central
Do you ever actually read the spam you get in your inbox?

Every now and then I'll get some totally bizarre message that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. I love these things, they're fucking hilarious.
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  Comments

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Don't be a fool, Captain.

    Hahaha.
  • asprinasprin 1,765 Posts
    SUPERUGLY is sending out spam?
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    Shit, sounds like a good deal to me!
    I recommend you go ahead and make the his tongue.ach purrchase.
  • Secret_ChimpSecret_Chimp 915 Posts
    Man, I really want to buy the tongue.ach, but they don't even tell me where to send my money!
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts

    E.E Cummings is sending out spam?
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    SHUT IT MOUTH
  • Funky_MimizuFunky_Mimizu 631 Posts
    There are some really freaky spams... Alot of them throw in text using some kind of random word generator, but lots of times they can eerily synchronous...

    Or maybe it's just me.

    Lots of times theres some wierd religious or scientific shit in there.

    Havent quit figured it out, or read a decent explanation yet.
  • merlemerle 39 Posts
    the towering mass of the Encarnadon.

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  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

    Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

    Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

    Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

    Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!



    Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

    Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

    Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

    Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!



    TRY TO HIM ON THE
    OTHER
    SIDE!!!!!
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  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    Best spam subject ever:



    "dont be a moron nigel"





    I actually saved that one for a week. It made me happy.
  • funksnotdeadfunksnotdead 364 Posts
    most of the text you are seeing in that is junk thrown into the message to throw off spam filters. they hide that text in spans, a little html tag that they then set not to be visible. it works great for certain email clients like outlook but produces results like the ones you posted for people using other email clients with differences in how they support/display html messages.
  • NiteKrawler45NiteKrawler45 1,062 Posts

    Best pricein the morning.

    I'm sold!
  • Secret_ChimpSecret_Chimp 915 Posts
    Best spam subject ever:

    "dont be a moron nigel"

    Haha, I got that one too!
  • Secret_ChimpSecret_Chimp 915 Posts
    most of the text you are seeing in that is junk thrown into the message to throw off spam filters. they hide that text in spans, a little html tag that they then set not to be visible. it works great for certain email clients like outlook but produces results like the ones you posted for people using other email clients with differences in how they support/display html messages.

    Damn, I was hoping it was aliens trying to send me secret messages.
  • peacefulrotationpeacefulrotation 3,481 Posts
    wow, I been sleeping on these!

    This one just popped up in my junkmail:


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  • coselmedcoselmed 1,114 Posts
    I just got a strange one advertising 'Christian Debt Relief', ie, debt consolidation the 'Christian' way in my Hotmail account today. Do the proprieters pray for these folls while they take their money or something?
  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    Duudes, I just remembered one about some Funk and Soul party or something in Utah that turns out to be from some Mormon freaks. I read it and then had to re-read it a few times. Maybe they could help get Vegas Shuffle back on track.
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