spam that's make you say WHA?

Secret_Chimp

Do you ever actually read the spam you get in your inbox?

Every now and then I'll get some totally bizarre message that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. I love these things, they're fucking hilarious.

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Swayze

Don't be a fool, Captain.

Hahaha.

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TheeeCasualMale

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Secret_Chimp

Man, I really want to buy the tongue.ach, but they don't even tell me where to send my money!

HAZ

E.E Cummings is sending out spam?

parsec

SHUT IT MOUTH

Funky_Mimizu

There are some really freaky spams... Alot of them throw in text using some kind of random word generator, but lots of times they can eerily synchronous...

Or maybe it's just me.

Lots of times theres some wierd religious or scientific shit in there.

Havent quit figured it out, or read a decent explanation yet.

merle

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Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

Try to him on the other side. Don't be a fool, Captain. Do you wantus and you will not be disappointed!

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Best spam subject ever:



"dont be a moron nigel"





I actually saved that one for a week. It made me happy.

funksnotdead

most of the text you are seeing in that is junk thrown into the message to throw off spam filters. they hide that text in spans, a little html tag that they then set not to be visible. it works great for certain email clients like outlook but produces results like the ones you posted for people using other email clients with differences in how they support/display html messages.

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I'm sold!

Secret_Chimp

Best spam subject ever:

"dont be a moron nigel"

Haha, I got that one too!

Secret_Chimp

most of the text you are seeing in that is junk thrown into the message to throw off spam filters. they hide that text in spans, a little html tag that they then set not to be visible. it works great for certain email clients like outlook but produces results like the ones you posted for people using other email clients with differences in how they support/display html messages.

Damn, I was hoping it was aliens trying to send me secret messages.

peacefulrotation

wow, I been sleeping on these!

This one just popped up in my junkmail:


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I just got a strange one advertising 'Christian Debt Relief', ie, debt consolidation the 'Christian' way in my Hotmail account today. Do the proprieters pray for these folls while they take their money or something?

BigSpliff

Duudes, I just remembered one about some Funk and Soul party or something in Utah that turns out to be from some Mormon freaks. I read it and then had to re-read it a few times. Maybe they could help get Vegas Shuffle back on track.