The Advantage Of The "Ladyfriend"

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    i think its a paradoxical quality of chromatic tension juxaposed by an outwardly relaxed style

  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    This doesn't work at bars for obvius reasons, but if you want a REAL chicken magnet, get yourself some game.




  • I've always found the second that you reconcile yourself to single life the ladies knock on your door.

    Either don't care, or make sure you enjoy yourself. Has anyone ever noticed how attractive you suddenly become when you're in the beginning stages of a relationship? It's crazy!

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    this shit really depends on what kind of girls you are trying to pick up but definitely has success with those kind of girls. i find it good to have a few close female friends just to have advice on things that would be kinda awkward to talk to your homies about or just to get a different perspective on things

  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    I've always found the second that you reconcile yourself to single life the ladies knock on your door.

    Either don't care, or make sure you enjoy yourself. Has anyone ever noticed how attractive you suddenly become when you're in the beginning stages of a relationship? It's crazy!

    huge cosign. If you are fine with leaving the bar/club alone and enjoying yourself, they smell you. It's best even in the late hours when the hungry sharks are taking their dancerounds around the few left single good looking women, trying to hit on them hard by trying to make physical contact at any cost and you just pop up, fully self assured, smile at one of these said ladies and remind her that you are there for her in case she needs help. Then you leave the club with her, get her best female friend to say to her "Oh, he's so cute, he should bring you home" and then it's up to you what you do with it. And one thing on the attractive female friend thing...I had that once (although I wasn't on the lookout for chicks really) and no other chick approached me, because she was too good looking. No competition. But yeah, do what you feel if it's real. I just don't like guys with semen falling out of their eyeballs in late night situations trying to hit hard on girls. Show some class, even if you are single for a longer time. Usually works better....

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    Has anyone ever noticed how attractive you suddenly become when you're in the beginning stages of a relationship? It's crazy!

    Good lord yes. It's fucking bizarre.



    "When you were single, nobody was thinkin' about yo' ugly ass! But then your woman got a hold of you, she washed you down, combed your hair, wiped the crust out your eyes...now everybody wanna fuck ya!"

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts

  • d_wordd_word 666 Posts
    Has anyone ever noticed how attractive you suddenly become when you're in the beginning stages of a relationship? It's crazy!

    Good lord yes. It's fucking bizarre.



    "When you were single, nobody was thinkin' about yo' ugly ass! But then your woman got a hold of you, she washed you down, combed your hair, wiped the crust out your eyes...now everybody wanna fuck ya!"

    It's cause at this point you start to glow. Literally.

  • I've always found the second that you reconcile yourself to single life the ladies knock on your door.

    Either don't care, or make sure you enjoy yourself. Has anyone ever noticed how attractive you suddenly become when you're in the beginning stages of a relationship? It's crazy!

    Had a date at my last DJ gig (we'll call her "C.C."), a couple of weeks ago, and the womenfolk became friendlier all of a sudden...and the ironic part is, the night I originally snagged C.C., I was coming back from an evening out with a woman who lives in another city. So I guess there is something to be said for acting like you're already taken, even if you gotta fake it.

  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    This doesn't work at bars for obvius reasons, but if you want a REAL chicken magnet, get yourself a baby. Ages 1.5-2.5 work best.


    FAKE FATHERHOOD ALERT

    Dogs aren't a bad but distant second. But I've been having a rough time getting my black lab into the club. Always giving her a hard time, even though I make sure to bring her tags.

    Hey,

    I can attest to how so many fiiiiiiiiiiiine-ass women come up to me when I'm walking my dog (a beautiful silky terrier). She looks very similar to this little cutie below:



    I have had women of all persuasions (sistahs, white women, this Hispanic babe with a BMW SUV, Asians, etc.) step up to make conversation. "Oh, your dog is such a cute." I guess they assume my big, Black-ass is non-threatening with a dog. The social psychology of it fascinates me. Man, if I was only single, I'd scheme on some "thang" out of the deal.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • finding said "attractive yet cool" girl to form your tag team that is first not taken, and second, willing to be the third wheel, is easier said than done.

    conversely, imagine you hanging at a bar w/ your attractive single friend. She gets picked up, and you're left there twiddling your thumbs.

    not so sunny after all now?

    as with all things in life, you can spin it both ways.

    I have the perfect out.. my sister is pretty hot. So even when they do find out she's my sister, girls are all "wow thats so nice that you guys hang out together" AND you never get left hanging, because who wants to slide up on a girl with her older brother watching?

  • I'm reminded of another reason why ladies always talk to the guy with a woman by his side:

    Whenever I was out with a girl[/b] I have had women step up to make conversation. I guess they assume my big, Black-ass is non-threatening with a date[/b]. The social psychology of it fascinates me.

    In other words, you think sometimes that women talk to guys with girls because they know they won't get hit on? Just a thought.

  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    I've always found the second that you reconcile yourself to single life the ladies knock on your door.

    Either don't care, or make sure you enjoy yourself. Has anyone ever noticed how attractive you suddenly become when you're in the beginning stages of a relationship? It's crazy!

    huge cosign. If you are fine with leaving the bar/club alone and enjoying yourself, they smell you. It's best even in the late hours when the hungry sharks are taking their dancerounds around the few left single good looking women, trying to hit on them hard by trying to make physical contact at any cost and you just pop up, fully self assured, smile at one of these said ladies and remind her that you are there for her in case she needs help. Then you leave the club with her, get her best female friend to say to her "Oh, he's so cute, he should bring you home" and then it's up to you what you do with it. And one thing on the attractive female friend thing...I had that once (although I wasn't on the lookout for chicks really) and no other chick approached me, because she was too good looking. No competition. But yeah, do what you feel if it's real. I just don't like guys with semen falling out of their eyeballs in late night situations trying to hit hard on girls. Show some class, even if you are single for a longer time. Usually works better....

    Hey Guys,

    Here is how you REALLY put the mack game down. Now I'll give you some history. Early on (pre-teens and early teens), I was went through a stage of being (a) shy and (b) pushing up on chicks too hard. I was far from a beautiful swan at the time, but along the way, I learned a few methods to making that hot babe want you.

    1. Approach differently than the average cat.

    -The key here is to be self-assured, go up to the babe, and tell her what you think about her. For example, walk up to her and say, "Pardon me, but I just wanted to tell you that I find you very attractive. That's why I have been looking at you tonight." At this point, make some small talk, maybe offer to buy a drink. Use this period as an introduction. Then, find some way of excusing yourself to prevent from "hovering" around her. Hovering reaks of desperation and creepiness. This is especially true if she is with a group of her friends.

    2. Don't sweat her.

    -There is nothing that a hot babe loves more than a guy that has other things to do. Bear in mind, hot babes are use to guys sweating them all the time, so doing so won't differentiate you from all the other losers. I successfully used this take with Demaris G****** at U of Akron. I kind of came up to her chill like, got the digits but acted like I could give a fuck after that. The essence of not sweatin' her is to (a) be different from other dudes, and (b) let her come to you.

    3. Be patient.

    -A lot of women have been fucked over by some loser back in the day. Because of this, she will be DEFENSIVE as hell. So, what's your mission? Disarm her ass. You disarm her by CHILLIN' THE FUCK OUT, and not coming on too COTDAMN STRONG. Let the romantic aspect of the social interaction unfold naturally don't force it.

    4. Let her make the first move.

    -Let's assume you and ole' girl have been kicking for a minute. You've had dinner, then your back at the pad chillin' out, watching movies or talking and having some cocktails. When you two get up close, wait for non-verbal cues of attraction. Here are some helpful cues to know she's diggin' you:

    a. Leaning toward you/Nuzzling up close to you.

    b. Touching you repeatedly why she talks.

    c. A lot of smiling.

    d. Gradually inching closer to you on the couch.

    e. Looking deeeeeeeeep into your eyes like you're the only man alive.

    At this point, you have the go-ahead with some tasteful touching. Some examples include (a) running your fingers through her hair, (b) gently stroking her cheek with the back of your hand, (c) touching her hand softly, or (d) putting your arm around her.

    If you've gotten this far, you are likely in the position to give her a kiss. This is tricky. The key is to move in slow and CAREFULLY watch her non-verbal reaction. If she draws back, CHILL!!!! But, if you've done it correctly, you will not have herb yourself. If she retreats, you can offer a gentle apology and say something like, "I'm sorry, but I am so moved by your [insert her name]. I am really enjoying our date tonight, and I really like you. I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable" She will probably be moved by your sincerity and patience (and non-pigginess), and will initiate a kiss between you. In all likelihood, if you've handled steps 1-3 correctly, your "lean in for a kiss" will be well received. Kiss her gently, not all nasty and octopus like. Be chill with your shit, don't act like a hungry-ass, desperate dog. Act like you've been with a woman before (not like a pre-pubescent kid).

    At this point, it could be time to "hit the sack." DON'T BE AGGRESSIVE. Let her take control. There is nothing a hot babe loves more than a dude that doesn't press her. I remember with wifey (while we were dating), that I didn't press her about her indecision of whether or not to sleep with me for the first time. When she asked what she should do, I said, "It doesn't matter T***i, I really like you. I don't care if we have sex or not." And I really didn't because I was soooooo in to her. Needless to say, after that, it was a LOVELY evening.

    5. Don't be a brute in the bed.

    -When you're lovin' the babe, be gentle. Be very affectionate. By this I mean (a) touch her gently, (b) kiss her tenderly, (c) slowly rub her, and (d) hold her tenderly. Take your time during foreplay and again, GO SLOW. The key is to come off like you've had some pussy before, and not like some immature, juiced-up, teenage boy. It will usually take about 5-15 to get her warmed up. Otherwise, do so until she tells you that she wants "the johnson". Be sure to be gentle with the insertion too, and start off slow. You're not making a porno flick, but making love to a woman. The bonin' should start slow and gradually, as you feel her loosen up and "get into it", work up to a great crescendo to the climax. The point of all this is to give her the kinda lovin' that the average sex-starved herb won't give her. She'll be coming back for it again and again like a fiend if you put it down like I'm tellin' you to do.

    6. Don't get obsessive after the deed is done.

    -After doin' the "dirty deed," remain chill as in step 2. This will remind her that you're not pressed and not some sex-crazed, obsessed weirdo. Also, don't get possessive or jealous as well. Just keep the relationship on an easy-going mode as you've done up to this point. The point is after you bone her, don't start calling her every day, multiple times of day, because you'll come off like some pussy-whipped herb. A woman will treat you like you have it going on if you're really chill with how you put your mack down.

    Any questions??? Good luck!!!!

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • spcspc 534 Posts
    I live with a girl for 2 years now and it's just the best thing. Although I have a girlfriend, 1-2 days the week the apartment is full with half-drunken chicks getting ready to party. And when you just sit down a little bit and start to listen to the stuff they say and ask some question about it or cook or talk about fashion you get those "oh, my friends like you, you seem to be the perfect roommate. A pitty that you have a girlfriend, you could definately have some fun." things from my female roommate.


  • I've always found the second that you reconcile yourself to single life the ladies knock on your door.

    Either don't care, or make sure you enjoy yourself. Has anyone ever noticed how attractive you suddenly become when you're in the beginning stages of a relationship? It's crazy!

    huge cosign. If you are fine with leaving the bar/club alone and enjoying yourself, they smell you. It's best even in the late hours when the hungry sharks are taking their dancerounds around the few left single good looking women, trying to hit on them hard by trying to make physical contact at any cost and you just pop up, fully self assured, smile at one of these said ladies and remind her that you are there for her in case she needs help. Then you leave the club with her, get her best female friend to say to her "Oh, he's so cute, he should bring you home" and then it's up to you what you do with it. And one thing on the attractive female friend thing...I had that once (although I wasn't on the lookout for chicks really) and no other chick approached me, because she was too good looking. No competition. But yeah, do what you feel if it's real. I just don't like guys with semen falling out of their eyeballs in late night situations trying to hit hard on girls. Show some class, even if you are single for a longer time. Usually works better....

    Hey Guys,

    Here is how you REALLY put the mack game down. Now I'll give you some history. Early on (pre-teens and early teens), I was went through a stage of being (a) shy and (b) pushing up on chicks too hard. I was far from a beautiful swan at the time, but along the way, I learned a few methods to making that hot babe want you.

    1. Approach differently than the average cat.

    -The key here is to be self-assured, go up to the babe, and tell her what you think about her. For example, walk up to her and say, "Pardon me, but I just wanted to tell you that I find you very attractive. That's why I have been looking at you tonight." At this point, make some small talk, maybe offer to buy a drink. Use this period as an introduction. Then, find some way of excusing yourself to prevent from "hovering" around her. Hovering reaks of desperation and creepiness. This is especially true if she is with a group of her friends.

    2. Don't sweat her.

    -There is nothing that a hot babe loves more than a guy that has other things to do. Bear in mind, hot babes are use to guys sweating them all the time, so doing so won't differentiate you from all the other losers. I successfully used this take with Demaris G****** at U of Akron. I kind of came up to her chill like, got the digits but acted like I could give a fuck after that. The essence of not sweatin' her is to (a) be different from other dudes, and (b) let her come to you.

    3. Be patient.

    -A lot of women have been fucked over by some loser back in the day. Because of this, she will be DEFENSIVE as hell. So, what's your mission? Disarm her ass. You disarm her by CHILLIN' THE FUCK OUT, and not coming on too COTDAMN STRONG. Let the romantic aspect of the social interaction unfold naturally don't force it.

    4. Let her make the first move.

    -Let's assume you and ole' girl have been kicking for a minute. You've had dinner, then your back at the pad chillin' out, watching movies or talking and having some cocktails. When you two get up close, wait for non-verbal cues of attraction. Here are some helpful cues to know she's diggin' you:

    a. Leaning toward you/Nuzzling up close to you.

    b. Touching you repeatedly why she talks.

    c. A lot of smiling.

    d. Gradually inching closer to you on the couch.

    e. Looking deeeeeeeeep into your eyes like you're the only man alive.

    At this point, you have the go-ahead with some tasteful touching. Some examples include (a) running your fingers through her hair, (b) gently stroking her cheek with the back of your hand, (c) touching her hand softly, or (d) putting your arm around her.

    If you've gotten this far, you are likely in the position to give her a kiss. This is tricky. The key is to move in slow and CAREFULLY watch her non-verbal reaction. If she draws back, CHILL!!!! But, if you've done it correctly, you will not have herb yourself. If she retreats, you can offer a gentle apology and say something like, "I'm sorry, but I am so moved by your [insert her name]. I am really enjoying our date tonight, and I really like you. I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable" She will probably be moved by your sincerity and patience (and non-pigginess), and will initiate a kiss between you. In all likelihood, if you've handled steps 1-3 correctly, your "lean in for a kiss" will be well received. Kiss her gently, not all nasty and octopus like. Be chill with your shit, don't act like a hungry-ass, desperate dog. Act like you've been with a woman before (not like a pre-pubescent kid).

    At this point, it could be time to "hit the sack." DON'T BE AGGRESSIVE. Let her take control. There is nothing a hot babe loves more than a dude that doesn't press her. I remember with wifey (while we were dating), that I didn't press her about her indecision of whether or not to sleep with me for the first time. When she asked what she should do, I said, "It doesn't matter T***i, I really like you. I don't care if we have sex or not." And I really didn't because I was soooooo in to her. Needless to say, after that, it was a LOVELY evening.

    5. Don't be a brute in the bed.

    -When you're lovin' the babe, be gentle. Be very affectionate. By this I mean (a) touch her gently, (b) kiss her tenderly, (c) slowly rub her, and (d) hold her tenderly. Take your time during foreplay and again, GO SLOW. The key is to come off like you've had some pussy before, and not like some immature, juiced-up, teenage boy. It will usually take about 5-15 to get her warmed up. Otherwise, do so until she tells you that she wants "the johnson". Be sure to be gentle with the insertion too, and start off slow. You're not making a porno flick, but making love to a woman. The bonin' should start slow and gradually, as you feel her loosen up and "get into it", work up to a great crescendo to the climax. The point of all this is to give her the kinda lovin' that the average sex-starved herb won't give her. She'll be coming back for it again and again like a fiend if you put it down like I'm tellin' you to do.

    6. Don't get obsessive after the deed is done.

    -After doin' the "dirty deed," remain chill as in step 2. This will remind her that you're not pressed and not some sex-crazed, obsessed weirdo. Also, don't get possessive or jealous as well. Just keep the relationship on an easy-going mode as you've done up to this point. The point is after you bone her, don't start calling her every day, multiple times of day, because you'll come off like some pussy-whipped herb. A woman will treat you like you have it going on if you're really chill with how you put your mack down.

    Any questions??? Good luck!!!!

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak



    But when do you offer her some courvesiur?


















  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Hey YP,

    If you run your mack correctly, she'll bring the drank!

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • I successfully used this take with Demaris G****** at U of Akron.

    Dude, Demaris is NOT a common handle for man or woman - if you're trying to be confidential, I think you needed to censor more than her last name, bro!

    Other than that, great post...

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts


    b. Touching you repeatedly why she talks.


    Does this apply in normal life too? Like in no romantic situation? I have a toucher coworker, you know. Never thought about it that way. I can undestand though, it must be hard being a woman and having me around without touching me

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts

    Hey Guys,

    Here is how you REALLY put the mack game down....


    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak


    There ya go. Yo Stacks, you dont look like Isaac Hayes now do ya?

    your comment about hovering is so on point, i have seen so many of these mosquito dudes that just stand and stare, its pathetic and like you say 'reeks of desperation and creepiness'.



    god im glad im married.

  • kennykenny 1,024 Posts
    can someone tell me how to go about finding myself a woman ?

    i mean i'm 25, 5'3", asian, shaved head wear glasses and DAMN good looking.

    but i'm single.


  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    can someone tell me how to go about finding myself a woman ?

    i mean i'm 25, 5'3", asian[/b], shaved head wear glasses and DAMN good looking.

    but i'm single.


    azn dawgs get no butt.

    'cept shig cause he rocks that coooooool wahwah

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts


    azn dawgs get no butt.




    ONCE AGAIN ODUB
    THIS IS NOT TRUE*
    PLEASE TO NOT DISS
    THANKS,
    M


    *WE ONLY DON'T GET THE BUTT WITH UM LIKE 90% OF THE FEMALE POPULATION LOL

    LOL INDEED, but I CRY INSIDE

  • kennykenny 1,024 Posts
    paging grandpapa shiggy!

    drop some knowledge on a young lonely chinese heart plaese.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts


    LOL INDEED, but I CRY INSIDE

    COLD TRUTH WILL CHILL YOU.

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    paging grandpapa shiggy!

    drop some knowledge on a young lonely chinese heart plaese.

    DUDE
    GO OUT THERE AND HIT ON EVERY GIRL IN SIGHT
    YOU WILL BE AMAZED
    FOLLOW BIG STACKS'S ADVICE
    IT WILL WORK

    MAKE IT WORK
    DON'T BE SCURRED
    99% OF IT IS MIND GAMES
    DEAL
    WITH
    IT

    THIS
    WHAT
    MONEY
    DO

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts


    LOL INDEED, but I CRY INSIDE

    COLD TRUTH WILL CHILL YOU.


    That's okay, I got a new Marc Ecko cut and sew jacket that is ultra fany and gets girls talkin'. Fuk you T.H,

    THIS WHAT MONEY DO!!!!!!

    LOL

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts

    THIS
    WHAT
    MONEY
    DO


    JUST PUT ON PROJECT PAT'S NEW SONG "WHAT MONEY DO" AND THROW SOME STACKS AND MAKE IT RAIN LIKE THAT COS I'M FAR FROM A SCRUB

    DAMN TIME TO GO TO WORK
    BY FANIES

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts


    THIS WHAT MONEY DO!!!!!!

    More like, LA WILL MAKE YOU PAY.

  • kennykenny 1,024 Posts
    NO NO

    I've seen many many ugly Chinese man with very beautiful women.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    NO NO

    I've seen many many ugly Chinese man with very beautiful women.

    THIS IS WHAT MONEY DO!!!
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