Soul Strut needs a booster rocket

mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
edited November 2006 in Strut Central
In all seriousness, what can we do to get this board back up to a more efficient running speed? It's unbearably slow most days and I'm not saying this to blame Raj or anyone. I understand there are physical limits to how fast a board can run based on bandwidth etc. but that said, users shouldn't have to wait five minutes to load a page and this happens EVERY DAY it seems.
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  • PonyPony 2,283 Posts
    I all SlowStrut threads.


  • I would say let's all donate but we did that already and it didn't help.

    That said I don't think Raj is really going to jump up and fix it right now...

    [Reynaldo]He's got mouths to feed[/Reynaldo]

  • kalakala 3,358 Posts
    too many gremlins and dudes over using them always
    and then all of the pics
    look at me i got collectables.............

  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    too many gremlins and dudes over using them always
    and then all of the pics
    look at me i got collectables.............

    That's not it dude... it's the database. Either the connection to the db server is weak or the queries were modified inefficiently.

  • too many gremlins and dudes over using them always
    and then all of the pics
    look at me i got collectables.............

    That's not it dude... it's the database. Either the connection to the db server is weak or the queries were modified inefficiently.

    NERD!!!


  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    NERD!!!


    =



  • When I first read this post title, I thought this was going to be
    one of those "Where's The Beef?" posts, like, hey guys, it's getting
    boring around here, there's no good arguments, no sweaty palms or
    shakey, nerve-wracked typing fingers. Even the 5-pagers are coming
    off the screen rote and tedious.

    And I was ready to be all like, hey on the world wide web you got
    to remember that realty is reality, unlike in the physical world,
    on the internest a boy can make his own beef from scratch. That
    this here place is popping and running off at the mouth like every
    other week, and this is just the other week. Besides what
    would fights and great times be if you could order them ON DEMAND.
    I promise that science will prove my claim that an unexpected fight
    produces more adrenalin than "hey there's a fight out by the bike
    racks at 3:30".

    That said, there sure are some queries around here I'd like to modify.



  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    too many gremlins and dudes over using them always
    and then all of the pics
    look at me i got collectables.............

    That's not it dude... it's the database. Either the connection to the db server is weak or the queries were modified inefficiently.

    Well, fix that shit for us mang!

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    THIS BOARD IS CURSED. FREE SABADABA.

    Did you notice that RAJ said that SS was running faster since SABA's banning? Right after that comment the board became unreadable and unpostable (there, 2 new words).



    "U-N-B-A-N ........M-E"[/b]


  • When I first read this post title, I thought this was going to be
    one of those "Where's The Beef?" posts, like, hey guys, it's getting
    boring around here, there's no good arguments, no sweaty palms or
    shakey, nerve-wracked typing fingers. Even the 5-pagers are coming
    off the screen rote and tedious.

    And I was ready to be all like, hey on the world wide web you got
    to remember that realty is reality, unlike in the physical world,
    on the internest a boy can make his own beef from scratch. That
    this here place is popping and running off at the mouth like every
    other week, and this is just the other week. Besides what
    would fights and great times be if you could order them ON DEMAND.
    I promise that science will prove my claim that an unexpected fight
    produces more adrenalin than "hey there's a fight out by the bike
    racks at 3:30".

    That said, there sure are some queries around here I'd like to modify.




    I love how this thread didn't turn out to be about what you thought it would, but you still responded as if it were.

    I think that we should all follow your example and start replying to what we'd like to think threads are really talmbout.

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    talmbout

    3 new words in one thread.


  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
    The best I can do is upgrade the ram and processor which will be an extra $900/year.

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    it gets really frustrating!
    ive noticed a lot of my fave sites are actin bitchy lately.
    anyone a member of scenetorrents.org, that mothafucka hasnt loaded in three fuckin days.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    The best I can do is upgrade the ram and processor which will be an extra $900/year.

    Soul Strut...Too Hot For Its Own Good!

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    everyone needs to stop posting as much bullshit as they do so there's less server load.

  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    everyone needs to stop posting as much bullshit as they do so there's less server load.



    Someone finally said it.

  • bthavbthav 1,538 Posts
    everyone needs to stop posting as much bullshit as they do so there's less server load.
    (while i go post on weird food concoctions)

  • The best I can do is upgrade the ram and processor which will be an extra $900/year.

    we don't have 90 muthafuckas on here willing to donate $10 each to improve the soulstrutting experience? or 45 bastards who'll donate $20?? Or, like, 18 batches who'll donate $50??? GET UP, GET INTO IT AND GET INVOLVED, IDOTS



    ASK NOT WHAT SOULSTRUT CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN DO FOR SOULSTRUT[/b]

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    everyone needs to stop posting as much bullshit as they do so there's less server load.

    define bullshit

  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    everyone needs to stop posting as much bullshit as they do so there's less server load.

    define bullshit

    "Rep your toenail clippers!"

    "Left wingers can lick my right nut!"

    "Right wingers can lick my left nut!"

    "Here's 20 oversized pics of my Mom's wine collection!"



    Just kidding!


    Is it my imagination or does the board running slower when you log in??? I just surf with out loggin in a lot and it's faster.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Or we could go members-only.


  • motown67motown67 4,513 Posts
    Hell no with that membership stuff. I have objected to that every time it has been brought up. Donations should cover it. I just got a raise so I'm up for it if it starts.

  • we need to do something... whatever that may be. And we need do it fast. i can't even access this schitt at my office anymore. if this schitt don't speed up soon i'm gonna be spending a LOT more time over at pornotube.com

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    donations (im kinda broke right now so ill have to sit this wave out) and self-moderation of posts are a good idea to me. anything so that raj doesnt have to do much work

  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    dude I cut down on my bullshit posts months ago and this site is running at least as slow as it ever has

  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    OK I just got on with out loggin in and everything was fast. Checked page after page at lightning speed.

    Now I'm logged in and it's back to slow strut. Not sure why this would happen? Thoughts?

    Plus, the legend area says no one else is one line. Not sure if that's right though.


    Soulstrut is still the greatest thing to happen since sliced bread, so I'm not complaining....just observing in case it could help.


    OK just checked again and now it says 61 people on line. I think it's a discrepancy between the Main Index page and the Crate Diggin page.

  • lucerolucero 425 Posts
    The best I can do is upgrade the ram and processor which will be an extra $900/year.



    I noticed that the board recently hit the 5000 member mark - thats a measly 18 cents each

    some type of drive seems called for, there could also be a nominal contribution of say $5 sought from each new member

    and yep, even tho aussie dollars are worth less than US dollars I'm happy to pony up some

  • Just open up all the threads you want to read in different tabs. Makes it more enjoyable than doing it one at a time.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Just open up all the threads you want to read in different tabs. Makes it more enjoyable than doing it one at a time.

    I do that already but it takes a long time to open up all those tabs.

    I'm totally cool with making a donation but was Raj saying it was an extra $900 a year? Or a one time thing?
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