the Harvey Canal/Archaic backstory?
hcrink
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I don't read rap or politics threads, so you'll have to excuse my ignorance on this subject. Can someone please to explain this phenomenon in terms I can understand? think of it as the readers digest large print version...Plaese to humor me - I'm up early, bored, you guys ruined the only good post here today with your tough guy hip hop posturing, and moreover, I was once an imporant person around here god damnit.
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I have three words for you....
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I was once an imporant person around here god damnit.
Did you pay to post here???
in a hiphop tough guy thread no less.
I STILL DO MUTHERFUCKERS!!!
At the same time, from what I gather he's lived in texas for a few years now, so now he is the authority on all things texas hip hop.
Then I heard back in the day he changed his name to Rasheid and thought he was african or some shit.
In 5 years when Alaskan Rap is whats big, I garuantee his goofy ass will be living in Alaska, talking like he's been there his whole life, with a tattoo that says "real totems neva die" or some bullshit like that.
Basically he's the biggest poser to ever walk the earth. And of course, it is worth mentioning that he think I'm a racist, because lizard people are technically considered a race. I think.
oh shit. possible gameover.
real time: approx one year ago
SS time: 12 eras ago
That IS odd.....what name does he use here??
that scary g-rap dude who looks like ernest borg9
sometimes black people are born trapped in white bodies, to white families.
it's kind of like being transgendered or something I guess.
my god - I just hope they don't find us here!!
can i get a :5pager: ????
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Dude is a nice guy and a family man in real life.
maybe bored and too often baits people, but decent folk none the less.
"LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M A FAMILY MAN, IF YOU PUSH ME TOO FAR I JUST MIGHT"
Uh... maybe he's completely normal in real life, but on soulstrut he sounds like a certified lunatic, and soulstrut is the only way I know him.
Way back in the day, when we didn't have so many internets, he had a web site where (best I can recall) he reviewed records with break beats. Back then Motherload was a big deal. He had one of the hippest break beat sites.
I met him in Eugene once. I think he lives up to his rep as a college town kind of guy.
He has run into a lot of problems on soulstrut. It's like this; he believes in conspiracy theroies. The problem with CTs is they don't care about reality. If you prove one part of theroy false, it doesn't matter, they have an alternate theroy. The other problem is it involves a lot of people doing the kinds of things people don't normally do. Like develop elaborate plots to do things they could just go ahead and do anyway. And keeping secrets, lots of people keeping secrets and covering their tracks.
But that is not the real problem. The real problem is all conspiracy theroies are based on the idea that Jewish Kabbals run the world. He got all foaming at the mouth one time, started dominating the forum, and Raj decided to ban him. He came back with the classic, I PAY TO POST HERE!
I only had one beef with him, since I can't be bothered to argue with conspericy theroist. I was pointing out that the first true funk record, that had the complete funk blueprint, was Cold Sweat. He said it was Prof Longhair's Big Chief. That was one of the most heated fights I've been in on SS.
But yeah I gotta say this is a real bad look for some of you. of course you only know him through soulstrut - you only know most people through soulstrut.
Archaic is overall a good dude who just says some outlandish schitt.
cold sweat all the way, no doubt about it. prof longhair can lay claim to influencing funk, but not in laying down the blueprint.
ooh ooh this was his? I'm a fan of his work then.
He is one of the best posters on this board.
He's generally well-meaning, sticks to his principles and is intensely knowledgable about certain types of music. That's substantially more than can be said for a number of the better known SoulStrut personalities.
Not that I don't think he's completely insane.
I thought that was pretty next level.
I'm not even sure what I said to him to get him that asshurt but I took it as a compliment.
I do think the guy is batshit bonkers but he is also a great source of interactive entertainment during my work day.
I'm imagining if we ever meet up we'll form some sort of strange alien compound being like Station from Bill & Ted.