Disturbing things you've seen in a public bathroom
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I once stepped on a terd in a bathroom at the mall.And one time at this really scary movie theatre "the Mesa" (now a Borders) I saw a guy shooting up. He was just chillin' in the stall with the door open. It was that kinda place.
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In the men's bathroom at the end of the Santa Monica Pier parking lot, I saw a homeless man in just boxer shorts, sitting on the toilet in one of the doorless stalls, smoking a tube of topical cream.
Place had the vilist bathroom evar!
Most days it was all I could do to hold my breath and do what I needed to do, but one day I walked in to the pleasure of seeing a giant stinking turd coiled up in the urinal!
WTF?!
x3!!
Thanks Ms_Damn!
call me unromantic, but i think public bathroom sex is disturbing.and by disturbing i mean disgusting.
I was at a fairly nice restaurant/bar having drinks with some people. I excused myself to the bathroom and when I walked in there was a line all the way down to the door. The layout was like a long hallway with one large stall at the end, sinks, mirror and urinals on the left hand side. So I'm standing there and the stall at the end opens up and out walks this Don Johnson circa Miami Vice reject complete with pastel button up and loafers sans socks, with a six foot blonde butt ass naked in high heels[/b]. Everyone waiting there was like "wtf?" but dudes continued to use the heads and leave.
They stayed.
And now it's just me. I'm washing my hands and I look up in the mirror and they're standing behind me all casual (they were drunk, of course) and when I glance at the lady she says "It's okay to look, baby..." still completely naked.
That was me.
HATTER
"Step into my office."
----------------Thank you...
LOL
i dunno - f*cking and the public shitter just don't seem like a good match to me
I have to agree.
And one more-
This was at the Kingdome in the early nineties, halftime at a Seahawks game and the bathroom is just packed. You know those urinals that are like 50 feet long and everyone just pisses in em together? Right in the middle was this old dude (probably about 80 or so) taking a piss, but he had his pants down around his ankles like a toddler. Hahahaha...
LOL!
BUT THE DJ KILLED IT WITH CLASSICS!
Classy girl !!!
"i refuse to use public restrooms full stop. I would rather piss in the street
Anyway, I see these guys washing up sometimes and make small talk, friendly-like.
One night, I'm at a strip club. Just after I say that I never, ever, want to run into anyone I know not at the classy, sippin'-Sprite titty bar, but the $10-all-you-can-drink-all-you-can-eat-pizza titty bar, I walk into the bathroom, and some dude is chatting on the phone. Coincidentally, the club must have the same policy as my work or else guy just likes peeing/saying "Hi."
So as I'm walking out, I hear, "Don't I know you?"
Not that good of a story, I know...
Oh, man...one of the worst things about DJing at Nickie's was that the booth shared a wall with the men's room--a very thin wall that was apparently quite porous. Every night, somebody would get comfy in the men's room, effectively bombing the booth.
I didn't see the following (thank you, God--it really is the little things), but the following was recently relayed to me:
There's a gay bar here in SF--I know, what are the odds?--that does a big beer bust on Sundays. Dude's are at the trough, havin' a wazz, and a guy strolls in, stoops down, and drink's dudes' piss-stream straight from the source.
*shiver*
Hetero?
I've seen two grown men having sex outside of a public park restroom at 2am.
who me?
but they were outside! doesn't count!
Yo, what I want to know is, what the fuck is up with ADULTS shitting in urinals??? Somebody did that at a job I used to have. Thank God cleaning it wasn't part of it.