Yes, a good piss is always better than a bad blow job. However, this is merely a statement of fact.
You're all missing the point! Happiness is ONLY material possessions and orgasms. The happiness you indentify in anything else is only illusory.
Chronic cheese may be the one excpetion; I don't know what it is but if it doesn't qualify as a material possession then I may need to modify this theory.
Loving Feeling loved A bowl of kittens My current hash which is delicious, hardly cut and has hairs in it ??? zoweeeee! Getting your hair washed by someone with strong hands Archie Shepp ??? For Losers Dancing all night long Making out Seeing a Balthus painting in real life
Looking at the faces of my sleeping wife and children knowing that they have eaten and are warm and safe and that I love them... then I can tip toe to the room with the records and enjoy some music.
Loving Feeling loved A bowl of kittens My current hash which is delicious, hardly cut and has hairs in it ??? zoweeeee! Getting your hair washed by someone with strong hands Archie Shepp ??? For Losers Dancing all night long Making out Seeing a Balthus painting in real life
OK, some of these I agree with but mostly, I think you need to focus more on things you can feel and control and exclude others from using. Hash, bowls of kittens, LPs--those are legitimate sources of happiness. All the others, unless resulting in orgasm, cannot provide true happiness. Haz developed a mathematical proof; I'd share it with you but it's way over my head. I don't understand string theory. Too many dimensions and so forth.
Taking a shit is fucking amazing. My personal hell would be not being able to take a wicked huge dump. Forget the physical necessity of shitting - on emotional level, it's a really satisfying act. There can be bad shits. like after you eat spicy foods, or if they're puny & stringy. Diarrhea can be nice. It's refreshing. If i had the nerve, I'd go for a colonic, but I don't want to have anything stuck up my ass. I imagine it's a painful thing. I've got to order that colonblow stuff. It's always been a dream of mine to take a shit so huge that it fills the bowl. This is totally off topic, but does anyone else here have any phobias related to throwing up? I always get so freaked out before I vomit.
you know what, doodoos are pretty damn awesome. but i like farts cuz you dont have to go that extra step and take your pants down to do it. im lazy i guess. plus you cant really poo on someone. i mean, that's just rude. but you sure as hell can fart on someone!
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What about taking a mean shit or eating some really chronic cheese?
taking a mean shit is equal to an orgasm
chronic cheese sounds painful
just coming out of his butt.
K.
You're all missing the point! Happiness is ONLY material possessions and orgasms. The happiness you indentify in anything else is only illusory.
Chronic cheese may be the one excpetion; I don't know what it is but if it doesn't qualify as a material possession then I may need to modify this theory.
you guys are weird.
K.
hi guys
why is happiness only material possessions? My urine is my possesion. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
fuck yeah!
thinking about people after strokes is where I get all my joy
please go back to lurking asap
Feeling loved
A bowl of kittens
My current hash which is delicious, hardly cut and has hairs in it ??? zoweeeee!
Getting your hair washed by someone with strong hands
Archie Shepp ??? For Losers
Dancing all night long
Making out
Seeing a Balthus painting in real life
OK, some of these I agree with but mostly, I think you need to focus more on things you can feel and control and exclude others from using. Hash, bowls of kittens, LPs--those are legitimate sources of happiness. All the others, unless resulting in orgasm, cannot provide true happiness. Haz developed a mathematical proof; I'd share it with you but it's way over my head. I don't understand string theory. Too many dimensions and so forth.
On the subject of taking a shit:
Taking a shit is fucking amazing. My personal hell would be not being able to take a wicked huge dump. Forget the physical necessity of shitting - on emotional level, it's a really satisfying act. There can be bad shits. like after you eat spicy foods, or if they're puny & stringy. Diarrhea can be nice. It's refreshing. If i had the nerve, I'd go for a colonic, but I don't want to have anything stuck up my ass. I imagine it's a painful thing. I've got to order that colonblow stuff. It's always been a dream of mine to take a shit so huge that it fills the bowl. This is totally off topic, but does anyone else here have any phobias related to throwing up? I always get so freaked out before I vomit.
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memories
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