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Happiness is...

Danno3000Danno3000 2,850 Posts
edited January 2006 in Strut Central
...material possessions and orgasms (as decided by Haz and me after serious philosophic inquiry). Just putting it out there.
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  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts
    ...material possessions and orgasms (as decided by Haz and me after serious philosophic inquiry). Just putting it out there.



    What about taking a mean shit or eating some really chronic cheese?
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    i like waking up and realizing i don't have to get out of bed.
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    ...material possessions and orgasms (as decided by Haz and me after serious philosophic inquiry). Just putting it out there.



    What about taking a mean shit or eating some really chronic cheese?

    taking a mean shit is equal to an orgasm

    chronic cheese sounds painful
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    ...material possessions and orgasms (as decided by Haz and me after serious philosophic inquiry). Just putting it out there.



    What about taking a mean shit or eating some really chronic cheese?

    taking a mean shit is equal to an orgasm

    chronic cheese sounds painful
    adam, you get an orgasm when thing are in your butt?
  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts
    ...material possessions and orgasms (as decided by Haz and me after serious philosophic inquiry). Just putting it out there.



    What about taking a mean shit or eating some really chronic cheese?

    taking a mean shit is equal to an orgasm

    chronic cheese sounds painful
    adam, you get an orgasm when thing are in your butt?

    just coming out of his butt.
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    so if he ate a dildo, and shit it out he'd like it?

    K.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    i wish there was a way to make mp3's collectible...
  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    Sometimes a good piss is better than a bad blow job....just saying
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Sometimes a good piss is better than a bad blow job....just saying
    100% correct.
  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,850 Posts
    Yes, a good piss is always better than a bad blow job. However, this is merely a statement of fact.

    You're all missing the point! Happiness is ONLY material possessions and orgasms. The happiness you indentify in anything else is only illusory.

    Chronic cheese may be the one excpetion; I don't know what it is but if it doesn't qualify as a material possession then I may need to modify this theory.
  • the3rdstreamthe3rdstream 1,980 Posts
    Sometimes a good piss is better than a bad blow job....just saying

    Sometimes a good piss is better than a bad blow job....just saying

    Sometimes a good piss is better than a bad blow job....just saying

    Sometimes a good piss is better than a bad blow job....just saying

    Sometimes a good piss is better than a bad blow job....just saying

    Sometimes a good piss is better than a bad blow job....just saying
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Sometimes a good piss can spice up a bad blow job....just saying







  • aleitaleit 1,915 Posts
    i think you went back to school for the wrong subject, danno.

    you guys are weird.
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    Law is all about material items and orgasms, no?

    K.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    this thraed rules

    hi guys
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    ...pimping hoes on the side.[/b]
  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,850 Posts
    ...pimping hoes on the side.[/b]

    Are hoes material possessions? Otherwise, you'll find no happiness in hoes unless they give you orgasms.

    Hey guys, this is my first really silly thread! I owe it all to Haz. He's my mentor.
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    so if he ate a dildo, and shit it out he'd like it?

    K.

  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    Yes, a good piss is always better than a bad blow job. However, this is merely a statement of fact.

    You're all missing the point! Happiness is ONLY material possessions and orgasms. The happiness you indentify in anything else is only illusory.

    why is happiness only material possessions? My urine is my possesion. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    soulstrut makes me happy & it's neither material, nor an orgasm. shove that up yer mind.
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    sharon in a coma..

    fuck yeah!

    thinking about people after strokes is where I get all my joy
  • the3rdstreamthe3rdstream 1,980 Posts
    sharon in a coma..

    please go back to lurking asap
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    Loving
    Feeling loved
    A bowl of kittens
    My current hash which is delicious, hardly cut and has hairs in it ??? zoweeeee!
    Getting your hair washed by someone with strong hands
    Archie Shepp ??? For Losers
    Dancing all night long
    Making out
    Seeing a Balthus painting in real life
  • RaystarRaystar 1,106 Posts
    Looking at the faces of my sleeping wife and children knowing that they have eaten and are warm and safe and that I love them... then I can tip toe to the room with the records and enjoy some music.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts

    My current hash which is delicious, hardly cut and has hairs in it ??? zoweeeee!
    luckeee.
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts

    A bowl of kittens


  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,850 Posts
    Loving
    Feeling loved
    A bowl of kittens
    My current hash which is delicious, hardly cut and has hairs in it ??? zoweeeee!
    Getting your hair washed by someone with strong hands
    Archie Shepp ??? For Losers
    Dancing all night long
    Making out
    Seeing a Balthus painting in real life

    OK, some of these I agree with but mostly, I think you need to focus more on things you can feel and control and exclude others from using. Hash, bowls of kittens, LPs--those are legitimate sources of happiness. All the others, unless resulting in orgasm, cannot provide true happiness. Haz developed a mathematical proof; I'd share it with you but it's way over my head. I don't understand string theory. Too many dimensions and so forth.
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    Yo,



    On the subject of taking a shit:



    Taking a shit is fucking amazing. My personal hell would be not being able to take a wicked huge dump. Forget the physical necessity of shitting - on emotional level, it's a really satisfying act. There can be bad shits. like after you eat spicy foods, or if they're puny & stringy. Diarrhea can be nice. It's refreshing. If i had the nerve, I'd go for a colonic, but I don't want to have anything stuck up my ass. I imagine it's a painful thing. I've got to order that colonblow stuff. It's always been a dream of mine to take a shit so huge that it fills the bowl. This is totally off topic, but does anyone else here have any phobias related to throwing up? I always get so freaked out before I vomit.



    Peace



    h
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    you know what, doodoos are pretty damn awesome. but i like farts cuz you dont have to go that extra step and take your pants down to do it. im lazy i guess. plus you cant really poo on someone. i mean, that's just rude. but you sure as hell can fart on someone!

    happiness?

    love
    memories
    karaoke
  • mcdeemcdee 871 Posts
    i just got some happiness in the mail from you danno. i guess its time to get to work!
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