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oprah vs. whoopi goldberg

youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
edited October 2005 in Strut Central
if you could only have just one. i'd go for oprah. peace, stein. . .

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  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    define "have."


  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Oprah's money.
  • TECUMSEHTECUMSEH 301 Posts
    Yessirrr!!!!!
  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    Man Oprah fine as shit. Whoopi must got dat bomb na na, Ted Danson wuz tappin dat azz. I bang Oprah into a seezure wit her fat skinny azz
  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    Excuse my last post... I've been on too many hip hop message boards lately. I think that shit is starting to have an effect on me subliminally.
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    My question here is... what does Whoopi Goldberg have that I would want?

    Oprah, tappable since weight loss.

    Oprah, makes Whoopi's loot look like a little kid's piggy bank.

    Oprah, actually funny.

    Oprah, does good things, gives off a good vibe.




    Whoopi, not hot.

    Whoopi, should've been a man?

    Whoopi, not funny.

    Whoopi, ok, maybe I'd take the money if Oprah was already taken.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    oprah.

    smart talented funny and radd
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    Oprah got a fany mansion on the big island in Hawaii. Does it get to go down at the mansion?

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Oprah vs. a female Mr. Lif...


    Is this really a vs thread?

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    Oprah vs. a female Mr. Lif...

    I would date no one whose head resembles those little cheap firework snakes after you burn them.

  • Mel_GibsonMel_Gibson 664 Posts


    Whoopi: funny sad[/b].

  • Sun_FortuneSun_Fortune 1,374 Posts
    Oprah, no question.
    I'm a step away from being obsessed with her. Nobel peace prize for Oprah!
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    okay. it's official. oprah is now a fox. peace, stein. . .
  • nevaspendnocheeznevaspendnocheez 93 Posts
    you couldn't have picked two hoes i hate more than these two.
  • Funky_MimizuFunky_Mimizu 631 Posts
    In a perfect world, both... But if I had to choose...

    Oprah...

    Peace...
    FNM
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    you couldn't have picked two hoes i hate more than these two.

    DAMN. That's kinda harsh.

  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    There's a thin line, between fries and shakes.
  • DJAckDJAck 255 Posts
    what a disappointment.
    i totally thought this thread was going to be about opera.
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    it isn't really a choice. it's like choosing between susan sarandon and barbara bush.

    even if Whoopi was paid and Oprah wasn't, id still have to go with O.


  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    what a disappointment.
    i totally thought this thread was going to be about opera.
    everything goes in cycles here at soulstrut....
    http://soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=crates&Number=439210&Forum=crates&Words=Opera&Match=Entire%20Phrase&Searchpage=5&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=437958&Search=true#Post439210
  • wonkawonka 84 Posts
    I believe Ted Danson referred to sex with Whoopi as "Throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    I believe Ted Danson referred to sex with Whoopi as "Throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

    i rest my case
  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts
    I'm very disappointed in all of you. Do you think Oprah would really be better than Whoopi? I mean outside of the looks department? Come on dudes!! Oprah would be whipping that ass cause she is so on top of her game: "What?!!? You bought more records?" "Why haven't you found a job yet?" "You better get your ass out from behind those turntables and wash them dishes, honkey!"

    Whoopie would be all: "Let's smoke this shit right here, go hang out backstage at Hollywood Squares and cap on Gilbert Godfried. Then we'll go back home, smoke some more and listen to 45s." She would be way cooler.
  • KC_KasemKC_Kasem 63 Posts
    Oprah
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    you're smoking crack
    why would a successful businesswoman be busting your balls about stuff like that?

    ugh
  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts
    you're smoking crack
    why would a successful businesswoman be busting your balls about stuff like that?

    ugh

    what? about smokin' weed, listening to records and posting on SS all day? Nahh, she'd be cool with that, dontcha think?
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