I did actually have a wank today, and I’m sure a tiny part of my mind was cognisant that it was HRH’s big day - not sure if that counts?
Promised myself I'd not get wound up over the footie anymore so my emotional investment in the sham that is Qatar is minimal.
Yeah, I tell myself that, but once the tournament comes along... I'll be watching. And probably swearing at the tv!
Granit Xhaka MOTM against Totteningham. 3-1 to the Arse. Top of the league (still). Only Brett Earthling (honest) Haaland has outscored us. What a Saturday afternoon to be alive.