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list your suspect behavior

djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
edited August 2005 in Strut Central
I was just doing something suspect and it got me to thinking...I wonder how many other dudes do this?so have at it. get it off your chest, list your behavior.here's a couple of mine???Pluck my eyebrows (what I was doing earlier)...I like to look clean...not down with any type of unibrow, even if it is just a few stray hairs.???shave my legs...I got some big ole tattoos on my legs and like keeping them nice looking. Fuzzy tattoos is
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  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    work at a cafe (hurts my street cred)
    walk around the house naked late at night when everyone is sleeping (it's hot as a mufuckah in my house)

    i think you win with your two though
  • BamboucheBambouche 1,484 Posts
    I get my philosophy from Hollywood...










  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    ???Pluck my eyebrows (what I was doing earlier)...I like to look clean...not down with any type of unibrow, even if it is just a few stray hairs.

    If it's to eliminate a unibrow - not suspect.

    ???shave my legs...I got some big ole tattoos on my legs and like keeping them nice looking. Fuzzy tattoos is


    Any type of leg shaving is suspect.




    I pick my nose a lot, but I don't think that's really suspect... exactly.
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts




    I pick my nose a lot, but I don't think that's really suspect... exactly.

    It all depends on what you do with it.

    Picking without a tissue or napkin on hand is
  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    I get my philosophy from Hollywood...

    Awesome.

    I just wrote a long rant about hip hop. Hoping someone will learn something. Knowing good and well that people don't give a shit what I have to say.



    - spidey
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    I sing out loud with the windows down while driving, luckily I usually got my stereo (which is prolly more valubale than my car) blaring so no one can really hear my tonedeaf self





    Oh and I post on Soulstrut
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    ???Pluck my eyebrows (what I was doing earlier)...I like to look clean...not down with any type of unibrow, even if it is just a few stray hairs.

    If it's to eliminate a unibrow - not suspect.

    ???shave my legs...I got some big ole tattoos on my legs and like keeping them nice looking. Fuzzy tattoos is


    Any type of leg shaving is suspect.




    I pick my nose a lot, but I don't think that's really suspect... exactly.

    well not a unibrow per se...just a few hairs but i keep it clean.

    and yeah I already get shit about the leg shaving from my friends. I don't care, my tats look nice.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts

    I don't care, my tits look nice.


    word up.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    HAHAHA, oh man I was fully expecting a retaliation zing and for ONCE you surprised me.
  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    Oh and I post on Soulstrut
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    HAHAHA, oh man I was fully expecting a retaliation zing and for ONCE you surprised me.







    You did forget to mention your affinity for fisting.

    no fisting pics, please
  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts
    I pick my nose, and clip the hair on my balls.

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    I pick my balls, and clip my nosehair.

  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    i have a staring problem. peace, stein. . .
  • Sun_FortuneSun_Fortune 1,374 Posts
    Too many to mention.

    Some past and present below:
    cleaning fingernails with paperclip.
    using gf's deodorant.
    when dont have cigs, pulling out tobacoo from old cigs and rolling fresh ones.
    pinching lil bits of herb from friends.
    swiping quarters from friends.
    using gf's razor.
    taking fingerfulls of food from friends' fridges.
    using apparati to turn off lights, change channels, and rub gfs arm.

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    TSome past and present below:
    cleaning fingernails with paperclip.
    using gf's deodorant.
    when dont have cigs, pulling out tobacoo from old cigs and rolling fresh ones.
    pinching lil bits of herb from friends.
    swiping quarters from friends.
    using gf's razor.
    taking fingerfulls of food from friends' fridges.
    using apparati to turn off lights, change channels, and rub gfs arm.

    Well if we're getting into occasional:

    use gf's deodorant
    use gf's tampon (for nose)
    got empty popcorn tub out garbage at movies, refilled for free
    got candy out the dumpster at the grocery store
    stripped tobacco from old butts, smoked in pipe
    got porn out of recycling dumpster
    made midget buy me cigarettes
    knocked over old lady's trash
    temporary thought of boning imbalanced girl, made self sick, donated condom to friend with poorer taste/morals
    pissed on the bus
    pissed on the bus seats... the shuttle bus with nice plush seats
    smoked opium. or was it rabbit shit. who knows
    made girlfriend let me bone her on nasty couch in the nasty basement with dog shit everywhere
    hung out with crackwhore lesbians
    goaded kid to throw a pen out of a bus window, which stuck in a passing motorists' eyeball


    I dunno, there's probably other mildly entertaining shit i can't remember.
  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts
    I like smelling my own farts
  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts

    made girlfriend let me bone her on nasty couch in the nasty basement with dog shit everywhere

    come on.
  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    actually planning to watch the VMA last night. then keeping it on after that bloated diddy televangelist shit. then even keeping it on after that hammer shit. i think i lost my mind shortly thereafter.
  • generiquegenerique 625 Posts
    Listening to Britney Spear's Toxic.

    Bite off nail to pick (hollow) tooth with. Then drop nail behind couch.
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,914 Posts
    I suspect everyone.
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts

    made girlfriend let me bone her on nasty couch in the nasty basement with dog shit everywhere

    come on.

    ***not my current girlfriend
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    Listening to Britney Spear's Toxic.


    haha I like that song too...mostly the beat...those swedish producer dudes killed it on that track, so many little things that made me wish I thought of it first.
  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts

    when dont have cigs, pulling out tobacoo from old cigs and rolling fresh ones.
    pinching lil bits of herb from friends.
    swiping quarters from friends.

    Are you in an indie-rawk band? You need to be. Then you can give up on the deodorant as well. You cheap-ass cunt!
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    last week i found myself giving a fellow soulstrutter's girlfriend some good make-up tips. besides that i'm a fucking gangsta.
  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts
    I pick my balls, and smell my fingers.


  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    Too many to mention.

    pinching lil bits of herb from friends.
    taking fingerfulls of food from friends' fridges.

    a really really really really bad look. i mean, really fucking not cool. check yourself, dude.

  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts


    I own a pair of Healys

    I play frisbee golf sometimes

    Michael Franks never gets old to me

    I used to fart on my brothers pillow. Extensively

    I don't like to watch sports

    I like a small variety of Italo Disco

    I would try eating people. (If I was somewhere where it's socialy acceptable, like a party)
  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    i finally got over my hangover from the weekend and was reflecting on all the lowpoints i hit these past couple days. i guess this is as good a place as any to list my grievances with myself...
    mandrew, in the future, please try to refrain from...

    1. going to a depressing karaoke bar in culver city by yourself on a friday night. the obese woman doing a monotone version of "paul revere" will not make you feel better about yourself.

    2. shitting in clubs

    3. going back to mom's crib at 3 in the morning to eat her leftover slabs of lamb in the fridge

    5. being too lazy to do anything but sleep under a tree in a park

    6. pickin' boogers in a stranger's bed

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