I have just read an article about how there is erotic fan fiction being written about David Luiz and James Rodriguez.
I once read **cough** 'an article about' Star Trek fan fiction, in which Spock and Kirk were isolated alone, together, on some planet due to a contrivance around malfunction of the teleporter.
Anyways, unfortunately for our wholly hetero heroes, Spock's biological clock started the process of requiring to mate with another live being or he would die.
Now this little known imperative of Vulcan biology was a wrinkle I must have previously overlooked in the TV series; but anyway it led to an interesting story.
OK, so it's too early to say that Germany will win the final, but if they do, and it's not looking like such a big if at the moment, I'd much prefer this kind of football domination to the suffocating tiki-taka 1-0 scorelines of Spain.
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I once read **cough** 'an article about' Star Trek fan fiction, in which Spock and Kirk were isolated alone, together, on some planet due to a contrivance around malfunction of the teleporter.
Anyways, unfortunately for our wholly hetero heroes, Spock's biological clock started the process of requiring to mate with another live being or he would die.
Now this little known imperative of Vulcan biology was a wrinkle I must have previously overlooked in the TV series; but anyway it led to an interesting story.
Never again watched the show thereafter
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me too! im on the train to the sausage jernt to watch der nationalmannschaft stand tall over those these brazilian nuts
5-0 on 29 minutes?
Opening the popcorn.
5-0!?!?!?
The stadium is straight shook.
Pele needs to walk into the dressing room in a Brazil kit asking the team if he needs to step up if nobody else wants too.
Well whatever, that guy's douche anyway.
"It's sex daddy"
I sense some big riots coming up.
OK, so it's too early to say that Germany will win the final, but if they do, and it's not looking like such a big if at the moment, I'd much prefer this kind of football domination to the suffocating tiki-taka 1-0 scorelines of Spain.
Hey Toby you got your ass HANDED to you by....dude who "randomly generated" the team selections
Mad suspect
Thomas M├╝ller
The Brazilian drink should have been a Caipirinha. But this video wasn't far off.