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  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    I have just read an article about how there is erotic fan fiction being written about David Luiz and James Rodriguez.
  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    ppadilha said:
    I have just read an article about how there is erotic fan fiction being written about David Luiz and James Rodriguez.
    Doesn't surprise me, rule 34 and all that.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    ppadilha said:
    I have just read an article about how there is erotic fan fiction being written about David Luiz and James Rodriguez.

    I once read **cough** 'an article about' Star Trek fan fiction, in which Spock and Kirk were isolated alone, together, on some planet due to a contrivance around malfunction of the teleporter.

    Anyways, unfortunately for our wholly hetero heroes, Spock's biological clock started the process of requiring to mate with another live being or he would die.
    Now this little known imperative of Vulcan biology was a wrinkle I must have previously overlooked in the TV series; but anyway it led to an interesting story.

    Never again watched the show thereafter

    ::walkawayson::
  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to feel excited about this.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,538 Posts
    ppadilha said:
    don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to feel excited about this.

    me too! im on the train to the sausage jernt to watch der nationalmannschaft stand tall over those these brazilian nuts
  • discos_almadiscos_alma discos_alma 2,164 Posts
    Holy fuck
  • MeepMeep 320 Posts
    Wait what just happened?
  • toby.dtoby.d 254 Posts
    What the fuck is happening?!
  • PattrickPattrick 57 Posts
    Oh dearie me.

    5-0 on 29 minutes?

    Opening the popcorn.
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    So I just got home from work and I looked at the score line, and thought that must be corners won, or yellow cards.

    5-0!?!?!?
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,538 Posts
    holy fuck
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    Are we allowed to call this a blitzkrieg?

    The stadium is straight shook.
  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    Át least that chubby boy that was crying into his cup now has a big gulp full of tears to drink.
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,905 Posts
    I almost had to stop watching when they cut to the little boy crying. I was cheering up til that point, now I just feel bad.



    Pele needs to walk into the dressing room in a Brazil kit asking the team if he needs to step up if nobody else wants too.
  • FrankFrank 2,379 Posts
    they should show some decency, no need to humiliate your host like this...
  • The Raise UpThe Raise Up Golden Years... wah wah wah 452 Posts
    I wouldn't trade places with Felipe Scolari right now for all the whiskey in Ireland. Or all the cachaça in Rio for that matter.

    Well whatever, that guy's douche anyway.
  • tabiratabira 856 Posts
    6-0
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts


    "It's sex daddy"
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    My god, I spoke too soon. 7!
  • finelikewinefinelikewine "ONCE UPON A TIME, I HAD A VINYL." http://www.discogs.com/user/permabulker 1,416 Posts
    what's going on here?
  • The Raise UpThe Raise Up Golden Years... wah wah wah 452 Posts


    I sense some big riots coming up.
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    Well, I for one welcome our new German overlords.



    OK, so it's too early to say that Germany will win the final, but if they do, and it's not looking like such a big if at the moment, I'd much prefer this kind of football domination to the suffocating tiki-taka 1-0 scorelines of Spain.
  • discos_almadiscos_alma discos_alma 2,164 Posts
    Man of te match: Oscar. For real.
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    Lahm.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,538 Posts
    almost by a touchdown. Jesus h Christ
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,538 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:
    Lahm.
  • OptimusLimeOptimusLime 227 Posts
    Hey Germany, how many goals can you score? ...about a Brazillion.
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Okem said:


    Brazil (toby.d)
    vs
    Germany (okem)
    )

    Hey Toby you got your ass HANDED to you by....dude who "randomly generated" the team selections

    Mad suspect
  • finelikewinefinelikewine "ONCE UPON A TIME, I HAD A VINYL." http://www.discogs.com/user/permabulker 1,416 Posts
    "Wir sind ne Mannschaft mit nem geilen Team."
    Thomas M├╝ller

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,905 Posts



    The Brazilian drink should have been a Caipirinha. But this video wasn't far off.
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