World Cup sh*t tawk

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  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,028 Posts
    Yeah, how they gonna do Kasey Keller like that?

    ::

  • skel said:
    Yeah, how they gonna do Kasey Keller like that?

    ::

    I can't tell you how shocked I was when he became Tottenham's number one back in the day.
    Terrible.

  • ppadilhappadilha 1,968 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    ppadilha, we've been jinxed.

    ÔÇ£Germany I think is one of the best teams in the moment, together with Spain. That is what I think. Brazil has a good team and I think it will be fantastic, it will very good if Brazil could come to the final with Germany, it would be fantastic.ÔÇØ
    ÔÇö Pel├®

    Mickey Owen never recovered from the Pel├® jinx.

  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    UGLY DUCKLING X WORLD CUP 2014

    peace, stein. . .

  • discos_almadiscos_alma discos_alma 2,164 Posts
    SIIIIIIICK ^^^^^^^^^

    Group A
    Brazil
    Croatia

    Mexico
    Cameroon

    Group B
    Spain
    Netherlands

    Chile
    Australia

    Group C
    Colombia
    Greece
    C├┤te d'Ivoire
    Japan

    Group D
    Uruguay
    Costa Rica
    England
    Italy

    Group E
    Switzerland
    Ecuador
    France
    Honduras

    Group F
    Argentina
    Bosnia and Herzegovina
    Iran
    Nigeria

    Group G
    Germany
    Portugal
    Ghana
    USA (We'll lose to Germany, but I BELIEVE we'll beat Portugal. **Ducks and backs away quickly**)

    Group H
    Belgium
    Algeria
    Russia
    Korea Republic

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    I'll be in Costa Rica at the start of the Cup, so I'll be pulling for La Sele even though they play my real team Italia in their opener. I'll have no such conflict when they go against the Brits in their 2nd game though...


  • Don't sleep on Russia! Kerzhakov is my dude.

    US got a fucked draw. I wouldn't be surpised if they got 1 point or even none.

    Mexico is en fuego right now. C WUT I DID THUR.

  • Seriously concerned this could be the "Parking the Bus" World Cup..hope not.

    No Ribery = not having to explain "What happened to that man that looks like quasimodo?" again.

  • ppadilhappadilha 1,968 Posts
    badder_than_evil said:
    Seriously concerned this could be the "Parking the Bus" World Cup

    to think a few years ago people were scared that it would be the "tiki taka" world cup...

  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    X = group winners

    Group A
    Brazil x
    Croatia
    Mexico
    Cameroon x

    Group B
    Spain x
    Netherlands x
    Chile
    Australia

    Group C
    Colombia x
    Greece x
    C├┤te d'Ivoire
    Japan

    Group D
    Uruguay
    Costa Rica
    England x
    Italy x

    Group E
    Switzerland
    Ecuador x
    France x
    Honduras

    Group F
    Argentina x
    Bosnia and Herzegovina
    Iran
    Nigeria x

    Group G
    Germany x
    Portugal x
    Ghana
    USA

    Group H
    Belgium x
    Algeria
    Russia x
    Korea Republic

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,799 Posts
    Group A
    Brazil
    Croatia
    Mexico
    Cameroon

    Group B
    Spain
    Netherlands

    Chile
    Australia

    Group C
    Colombia
    Greece
    C├┤te d'Ivoire
    Japan

    Group D
    Uruguay
    Costa Rica
    England
    Italy

    Group E
    Switzerland
    Ecuador
    France
    Honduras

    Group F
    Argentina
    Bosnia and Herzegovina

    Iran
    Nigeria

    Group G
    Germany
    Portugal

    Ghana
    USA

    Group H
    Belgium
    Algeria
    Russia
    Korea Republic

  • X = group winners

    Group A
    Brazil x
    Croatia x
    Mexico
    Cameroon

    Group B
    Spain x
    Netherlands x
    Chile
    Australia

    Group C
    Colombia
    Greece
    C├┤te d'Ivoire x
    Japan x

    Group D
    Uruguay
    Costa Rica
    England x
    Italy x

    Group E
    Switzerland
    Ecuador
    France x
    Honduras x

    Group F
    Argentina x
    Bosnia and Herzegovina x
    Iran
    Nigeria

    Group G
    Germany x
    Portugal x
    Ghana
    USA

    Group H
    Belgium
    Algeria
    Russia x
    Korea Republic x

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,028 Posts
    What is this tournament's Vuvuzela?

    Heard its some shaker thing for that samba flavour.

    I need one for those long nights at the big screen outside the boozer.

  • LamontLamont 1,082 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    X = group winners

    Group H
    Belgium
    Algeria
    Russia x
    Korea Republic x

    boo

  • Lamont said:
    vintageinfants said:
    X = group winners

    Group H
    Belgium
    Algeria
    Russia x
    Korea Republic x

    boo

    this is me railing against the pundits that are forcing the 'Belgium is going to win everything for the next 15 years' ethos on me.

    I'm probably wrong.

    I also have Croatia making the semis in my office pool, so.....

  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,291 Posts
    I scoff at Belgium.

    I haven't checked to see if it's mathematically possible, given the groups, but if recent WC parties are anything to go by, the folks still gassing at sun-up will be Germany, Italy, Spain and Brasil. England passed out in the garden, naked from the waist down.

    Meriman flexing by the pool.

    At the wrong address.

  • ppadilhappadilha 1,968 Posts
    skel said:
    What is this tournament's Vuvuzela?

    Heard its some shaker thing for that samba flavour.

    I need one for those long nights at the big screen outside the boozer.

    well, last year FIFA unveiled the "caxirola," a trademarked rip-off of the shaker that is normally attached to a berimbau. This is its "inventor" Carlinhos Brown posing with it:



    thankfully they decided to debut it at a Bahia x Vitoria match, the Salvador derby. Bahia was losing pretty badly, at which point fans started pelting players with their complimentary caxirolas (didn't this happen on The Simpsons on something like free pretzel day?).

    anyway, FIFA changed their mind on this hard plastic thing being given out to everyone, but I think they went for an inflatable version of this bullshit.

  • ppadilhappadilha 1,968 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    X = group winners

    Group E
    Switzerland
    Ecuador
    France x
    Honduras x

    I just watched your mighty Honduras lose a friendly against Spain. They can't even park a bus properly.





























    they're still better than Canada tho.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,799 Posts
    Headlines if England won haha

    http://imgur.com/a/Eh9y0


    My fav...


  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,028 Posts
    ppadilha said:
    skel said:
    What is this tournament's Vuvuzela?

    Heard its some shaker thing for that samba flavour.

    I need one for those long nights at the big screen outside the boozer.

    well, last year FIFA unveiled the "caxirola," a trademarked rip-off of the shaker that is normally attached to a berimbau. This is its "inventor" Carlinhos Brown posing with it:



    thankfully they decided to debut it at a Bahia x Vitoria match, the Salvador derby. Bahia was losing pretty badly, at which point fans started pelting players with their complimentary caxirolas (didn't this happen on The Simpsons on something like free pretzel day?).

    anyway, FIFA changed their mind on this hard plastic thing being given out to everyone, but I think they went for an inflatable version of this bullshit.

    Man I NEEEEED one of these things.

  • ppadilhappadilha 1,968 Posts
    ppadilha said:
    vintageinfants said:
    X = group winners

    Group E
    Switzerland
    Ecuador
    France x
    Honduras x

    I just watched your mighty Honduras lose a friendly against Spain. They can't even park a bus properly.

    I realized later that wasn't Honduras who lost to Spain, it was El Salvador. Honduras tied England nil-nil. EVEN WORSE.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,272 Posts
    DOR said:
    Headlines if England won haha

    http://imgur.com/a/Eh9y0


    That's great. I can't imagine how drunk the country would get if we did win. The thought of an entire nation (well, the vast majority) being completely shit-faced for a week or so... I almost think that the other participants should do us a favour and let it happen just so they could laugh at the results. Mass drinking. By day 3 it would turn ugly. Possible civil war by the end of the week.


    President Hollande to sign Declaration Of Inferiority gets my vote.

    X = group winners

    Group A
    Brazil x
    Croatia x
    Mexico
    Cameroon

    Group B
    Spain x
    Netherlands
    Chile x
    Australia

    Group C
    Colombia
    Greece
    C├┤te d'Ivoire x
    Japan x

    Group D
    Uruguay x
    Costa Rica
    England x
    Italy

    Group E
    Switzerland x
    Ecuador
    France x
    Honduras

    Group F
    Argentina x
    Bosnia and Herzegovina x
    Iran
    Nigeria

    Group G
    Germany x
    Portugal
    Ghana x
    USA

    Group H
    Belgium x
    Algeria
    Russia x
    Korea Republic

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,272 Posts

  • Lamont said:
    vintageinfants said:
    X = group winners

    Group H
    Belgium
    Algeria
    Russia x
    Korea Republic x

    boo

    LOL

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,439 Posts
    this is gonna be great. It's almost here!

    I live in the Pacific Time Zone. In USA. Best soccer nation of all times forever and ever. Advancing to Galaxy Cup no prob.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,028 Posts
    ppadilha said:


    I realized later that wasn't Honduras who lost to Spain, it was El Salvador. Honduras tied England nil-nil. EVEN WORSE.

    FUCK Honduras and their thug players, and fuck the shitty ref who condoned it all game long.

    And while we're at it, FUCK the whole Argentina squad for their latest Malvinas ass-hurtery.

    Now, where's that St. George's flag themed shaker? Ah yes. Tesco on line.
    Bring it.

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,439 Posts
    USA currently World Champs in Football Baseball Basketball. Bout to add Soccer to the list!

  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,291 Posts
    dukeofdelridge said:
    USA currently World Champs in Football Baseball Basketball. Bout to add Soccer to the list!

    What other countries are globally competitive in those games?

    By those measures, England World Champs in Tiddlywinks, Morris Dancing, and that thing where they roll the cheese down the hill. And ting. Believe. Boom. Seen.

    Talmbout Meriman dominating the soccers. :scoffs:

    Foll, you should be in the drunk thread.

    If you had proper beer.

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,439 Posts
    :goat:
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