Affairs- Who Has 'Em? (cheaters related)
Phill_Most
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I have been totally faithful in my ten years of matrimonial bliss, but before I took those vows... WOOHOO!!! It was off da hook with the private punanny parties, dawg! Various concubines, trollops and fornicatresses that my girlfriend (a.k.a. future Mrs. Soulman) had no idea about. I really tried not to, and I actually didn't go for it on many opportunities, including a few with famous or semi-famous singers, actresses and rap chicks (no, I can't be disrispecfellatin' and say their names, especially since I didn't actually do anything with them anyway... I just know I could've, they left the door wiiiide open). But at times the temptation was too much, I think, for any man who wasn't totally 
. One memorable encounter with a certified nymphomaniac I'll save for my memoirs (or the upcoming "Nymphomaniac" thread).So dudes (and ladies- I'd really love to hear the female's point of view on this), please share your stories of cheating, being cheated on, your views on it, the differences between men and women when it comes to faithfulness in a relationship, etc. etc. Like legendary prolific longstroker Wilt Chamberlain once said, "it's better to be with one woman 1,000 times than to be with 1,000 women one time" Of course, he didn't come to this conclusion until after he smashed 20,000 of them. 
I really hope none of my wife's spies are lurking on here... that 1st paragraph might get my ass kicked to the curb pho real!
. One memorable encounter with a certified nymphomaniac I'll save for my memoirs (or the upcoming "Nymphomaniac" thread).So dudes (and ladies- I'd really love to hear the female's point of view on this), please share your stories of cheating, being cheated on, your views on it, the differences between men and women when it comes to faithfulness in a relationship, etc. etc. Like legendary prolific longstroker Wilt Chamberlain once said, "it's better to be with one woman 1,000 times than to be with 1,000 women one time" Of course, he didn't come to this conclusion until after he smashed 20,000 of them. I really hope none of my wife's spies are lurking on here... that 1st paragraph might get my ass kicked to the curb pho real!
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I can't be blamed that dude wasn't doing his part, emotionally and physically.
That's the only time I've been involved in cheating though. Oh.. wait.. I kissed another girl once when I had a long term girlfriend, but whatever. I think cheating is wrong, but if it's a casual relationship (ie not long term or marriage) then I can understand why some people want to test the water before jumping ship.
That's not cheating related but with some shit I just got to keep my cards close to my chest
Don't be too sure about that... I've been involved with this type... truth is she's probably already manipulated you and things with her will likely end up the way they did for the last dude...
Eerie... Wilt only had about four months to live at that point.
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three years ago, i saw my girlfriend at seattle community college, i was dating another girl (engaged actually), and pointed her out to one of my best homies, that was going to the same school. a week later he asked her out, and they dated for about 9months. during that time, she broke up with him several times, and i was his "ear" for all of it. i thought she was some hott shit and really cool, so i tried to remain objective through all of his craziness (crying/blubber talk).
finally they broke up, and she and i became friends. i had in the meantime broken up with my girlfriend, and had been told by my buddy to not speak to her. a year later he went on a 3month roadtrip, during which time, the girl and i hooked up. i tried to think of the most diplomatic way to explain the situation, but i/we were fucked. we ended on the worst terms (i invited him to come to my work to let me beat him up on the clock, after he called up the girl i was previously engaged to, asking her out. she said no, and called me up, fucking pissed). he moved to NY, and still tells everyone how badly i fucked him over.
-i guess it just depends on how much you like her.
ps. i'm still hitting it.
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there's more to this story, infidelity-wise, but i felt that would detract from the point i was making. both she and i were dating other people at the time, but you get the picture...
And anyway, what part of the game is this?
The thing about women that already have a husband/boyfriend/girlfriend is that they are not looking for you to buy them roses and satisfy their relationship type desires--the hommie messed up a good situation.
Can't handle real talk?
She'd been seeing the dude casually for 2 months! And while I whole-heartedly agree with the girl-that-cheats-once-cheats-again logic... I'm not even sure I consider this cheating. Fuck... knew I shouldnt'a brought this up here... lol
Rather than being out and out cheaters, I think many girls just kinda overlap their relationships.
If you ever hear I guy leave her a message that starts "Hi, it's me" start getting suspicious.
all i can say is cosign on this shit, same shit happened to me 3 years ago with my current girlie, she was with a dude (who was a little bitch, btw) and i was feeling her and she knew it, i fucked around with a couple of her friends (all her friends were sluts, no offense to any ladies on this board) before hand which only made her more jealous for it (this was in a three month period), and finally one night at a party we messed around while she was still dating lil dude(who was at a different party for some reason). that night i got in this big fiasco with the po po, and she was my shoulder while i was dealing with it and the parental response. this just brought us closer together, she dumped dude on VALENTINES DAY (ouch) and we layed low just fucking around no dating for a month and a half before we officially started dating, and its been gravy ever since.
as for me cheating, the current girlie and i go to different colleges, so ill be at a party, drunk, dancing with some girl, and do some kissing, nothing more, i have SOME morals
ps. AI, that is the illest story ive ever heard...
Come on man! We all know Poppy Panama has got some stories... I wanna hear about your that bad latina... I cant think of her name... or about some trips to Brazil!
For real, I have never cheated at all, not even on a girlfriend... I still could probably contact all the women that I have had sex with in my life! I have turned down so much sex in my life as I used to be one of those righteous today's mathematics treat women right even if they dont want you too monks... hey, I dont have any diseases!
posting stories about you being young drunk and irresponsible =
wow.
hard life
Nah I didn't mean it like that. Just I don't think those type of girls are good for ya. You didn't do anything wrong in my opinion it is only bad for her and if you stay with her long
Am I missing something here? Or does this story make no sense??
Hey Phill,
I've spoken at length on here on how I was wilin' before marriage. I was on some Scott La Rock type shit, nahmean? If you're gonna do a lotta fuckin', fellas, don't forget to bag that sausage!!! I was fortunate to tap some vets (older chicks) on some Thurmon Munson-type slob steeze. I gotta officially name Ohio the "head state" fo sho!!! Without asking for it, sistahs out there would just grab it and get to work (Wild!!!!). Fun place to enjoy my biggest taste of batchelorhood. They had some nice tastees in North Carolina too, though.
For you young bucks out there, you gotta hit some older chicks so that they can freak ya'll young asses out. Curl ya'll toes up some. Once you hit about 24 or 25, they start comin' for ya like Predator. Young girls are more bashful (even though I came across some young freaks too), but vets do it better!!!!! Once I got exclusive with my (future) wife, all that shit ceased. I did have one visit back with this vet I had tapped previously. This was soon after I met wifey when we weren't exclusive yet, and I told her about it.
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
But then at the slightest hint of her going to get some, I'd be all about staying home and watching movies.
Thats why you're out of town. 3000 thousand miles away somewhere. If I can't see it, it doesnt happen. If I cant see it, it doesnt happen.
Anyway, the next night I'm up in my apartment with this female rapper who I really WAS smashin' on the side. Again, luck was on my side- this particular night we were working on music and not making "the beast with two backs" (if you've never heard that saying before, it's another way to say FUCKING). Suddenly, at about 11:00 PM somebody starts ringing my bell like a maniac. I just ignore it for awhile. But the ringing won't stop, it's just non-stop ringing for a ridiculously long time. So I finally go out there to see who it, and it's my girlfriend! (shit-think-shit-think) Heated like a muhfuckah, too (she told me later that she knew I was home because my car was there and that she would've rang that bell all night long if she had to). I was shocked because it was so unlike her to show up unannounced all late at night like that. So I'm mad now too, because even though I'm dead wrong, I'm like "what the fuck are you doing disrespecting me, showing up out of the blue and ringin' my bell all crazy like that???" She's mad and crying, like "Shanaynay told me she called you up as a joke and you were trying to talk to her and hook up with her... IS IT TRUE?? IS IT TRUE??" (shit-think-shit-think) I'm like "I was gonna tell you about that, I was just playing on the phone, that shit wasn't shit!"
So we're standing at the front door, then she starts pushing past me like "I'm coming in!" Oh, but daaaaamn... the other chick, the REAL other chick, is in the crib!!!
That was the end of my cheating ways- I feel bad about some of that now that I look back, because my wife is such a sweet person. But hey, you can't change the past, all you can do is try to do better in the future, and I have. Ten years later my wife and I are still together and now have two wonderful children, and that scan'lous beeyotch who tried to set me up has had nothing but a series of miserable relationships with deadbeat dads ever since. Karma is a muthafucka, ain't it? THE END.
WORD TO THAT! I got Chlamydia from that shit! Worst part is, I didnt find out till years later when my wifey got tested. I KNOW it was from me. And I KNOW who it was from. Im an idiot.
The Argentine is killing it with the animated gifs!
dont be a fool, wrap your tool...